Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Normal Days ❯ Squirrels and Plots ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam wing or anything associated with it. See this is the reason no one like disclaimers.

Sorry for the long, long wait but I couldn't find any time to get on the computer with all the Christmas shopping, school (before we got out), Family stuff… anyway here is the next chapter to my story. This chapter is mainly for laughs. Enjoy!

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Relena just stood there blinking at him in disbelief. This was one day she would never forget. The `Perfect Solider' just asked her over for dinner.

"Umm… well… I… o-okay." was all she could manage to say. "What time?"

"How does 5:30 sound to you?"

"That's fine."

They stood in an awkward silence for a moment.

"You two commin' or what?" Yelled Duo from over near the kangaroos.

"We'd better go join them." Relena said thankful for something to break the silence.

`Damn, he sure can ruin the moment.' Heero though as he followed Relena.

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By now it was closing time and there had been no more fights all day. Unless you count the argument between Duo and Wufei about going home after being to the same exhibit about five times just because Duo liked the animal. Wufei argued that if he liked it so much he could come back tomorrow a stare at the whole day.

Relena took Heero home in her pink limo, which was hidden behind the zoo so people wouldn't see it. Duo took everyone else home. Andrew sat in the front between Duo and Quatre, while Trowa and Wufei were in the back again.

He dropped Trowa off at his apartment first. It was small but Trowa didn't want a bigger space. Well not yet anyway. But it suited him for right now.

Wufei's house was next. It was a normal, average house, except that Wufei used one of his larger rooms as a martial arts school. But only in the winter. Right now training took place in the backyard, which was surrounded by a tall fence.

He didn't have but a few students, but the ones he did have were fast learners.

As they were on their way to drop Quatre off Andrew got curious.

"Where do you live?" he asked Quatre.

"Just a little ways out of town. It's not too far. You'll see it soon."

"Is it a big house?"

"Oh, it's big alright! Really big." Duo put in.

"How big."

"It's kind of hard to describe. But it is pretty big." Quatre said.

"Oh, do you have any pets."

"Yeah. I have three dogs, a parrot, and some tropical fish."

"No cats?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"You ask a lot of questions."

"I'm just bored. Do you like squirrels?"

"Squirrels? Umm… yeah."

"Why? They're evil."

"What?" Quatre said trying not to laugh. Duo just let himself laugh knowing he couldn't hold it in.

"Why do you think there evil?"

"Because, they just are. They just look cute and innocent but they aren't. They spy on you and attack you. They even try to run you off the road."

"So how do we protect ourselves from them?" Duo asked, playing along.

"You make friends with their leader." He said in an I-can't-believe-you-didn't-know-that voice.

"Who's their leader?" Quatre asked.

"The Queen of the Squirrels. She's a human who can talk to squirrels. They do whatever she asks. If you're her friend then you don't have to worry. But you don't want to be her enemy."

"What happens if you are her enemy?" Quatre asked.

"She tells her squirrels to spy on you so she can blackmail you and then if you make her really mad, she sends her most evilest squirrels to attack you. They're like the mutant squirrels from the underworld."

Then Duo pulled up in the beginning of Quatre's driveway. The dude at the controls opened the gate for them.

"This place is huge!" Andrew said as they drove closer to the house "Is it a museum?"

Quatre let out a small laugh. "No. This is my house."

"That's a house?!"

When Duo finally got to the circle part of the driveway Quatre got out but before he shut he turned to Andrew and asked, "Would you like to come over sometime?"

All he could do was nod his head.

As they left Andrew rounded on Duo.

"So, what's your house like? Is it as big as Mr. Quatre's?"

"It's no where near as big. But it's not small either."

"Dose it have a big backyard?"

Duo thought about his backyard…connected to his garage…that held his business and of course the one and only Deathscythe Hell in a secret locked room with a Heero-made-and-personally-installed security system. Even Duo couldn't break into it.

Unfortunately, being a mechanic and all, his yard was covered in tires, tools, and other things you might find. Most were unsafe for a young kid.

"It's big but really, really, messy and dangerous. I'll have to do a bit of work, but when I'm done you can play there all you like. What's you favorite game?"

"Hide and seek."

"I think I can manage to make the yard perfect for the game."

"Really?" Andrew asked him his eyes lighting up.

"Yup."

"Really, really?"

Duo nodded.

"Really, real…"

"I promise." Duo cut him off. "Now what about these evil squirrels you were talking about?"

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"Here you are, Sir." Pagan said as he stopped in front of Heero's house. It was and average sized house with and average yard.

"Hhm"

Pagan sighed. He knew that was the closest to a thanks he'd ever get.

"So I'll see you tomorrow then?" Relena said with a smile.

He nodded. "Just do me a favor, don't bring the pink limo."

She reluctantly agreed wondering what was wrong with it. The only people who liked it were Quatre and herself. Heero, she knew, hated it.

"And thank you Heero. For saving me today. You should see someone about that wound. You were walking around the zoo all day today with people staring at it."

"Hhm. I'll deal with it when I get inside. I've dealt with more than this anyway."

As they were driving away Pagan stopped abruptly. A squirrel ran out in front of him and he didn't want to hit it.

As Heero watched the limo drive away he thought `Damn, that thing's ugly. I wish it would break down.' A smile made its way to his face.

"It's gonna break down all right. I'll see to it."

`Might as well let Duo in on it. He'll never forgive me if I leave him out.'

Heero went in to his bathroom to tend his wound like he said he would. He took out the bullet, tore a strip off his towel and tied it around his shoulder. After that he went and made a sandwich.

By that time Duo should be home. He called Duo on his vid-phone.

After a while Duo answered.

"Hey buddy. I was just giving Andrew some soup. Anything you need?"

"I need a favor which I'm sure you'll gladly agree to."

"What is it?"

"How would you like to lend a hand in destroying Relena's awful limo."

A devilish smile graced Duo's lips.

"Like I'd turn it down. Hell yeah! I'll do whatever I can." Duo said in a joyful and mischievous voice.

"Figured as much. We'll talk about it Wednesday."

"Wednesday! Why not tomorrow? We are on a break from that last mission, and I've been itchin' to use my big car-squashing machine." (I'm not sure what they're called)

"Wednesday. I have a date tomorrow."

"A date? What's my buddy…" Heero hung up on him.

He then went to take a shower.

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That's the end of this chapter. Please review.

A/N: For those of you who want to know I, Gundamneko, am Queen of the Squirrels or Queen Raida to them. If your having problems with squirrels spying on you or causing them trouble tell them Queen Raida said stop because if you read my fan fiction them you are a friend. If they still don't stop either tell me or take away the acorn beer.