Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Weekend! ( Chapter 4 )

Tori: >___< Sorry for not posting much lately. I messed up my ankle which put me behind in my schoolwork and job, so I've been scrambling lately and haven't had much time. ^___^ But it's my first free weekend in a while, sooo…

Awa: You're going to spend it sitting alone in the dorm room writing?

Tori: ¬__¬ Well, it's not like I can WALK or DRIVE anywhere!

Kegawa: We know. We're just rubbing it in.

Tori: … *holds up sign that says 'Muses 4 Sale'*

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I, Tori Yuki Ichimura, grant permission to turn this post into a randomness fic about the pilots' college days so far.

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Duet: *from her dorm* FINALLY! After HOURS spent laboring in front of the mirror and SIXTEEN tiny hair bands our heroine has achieved SUCCESS! *bursts out the door* BEHOLD! ODWANGOS!

Quatre: *who had been waiting in the hall to get back in* O__o*

Duo: *walks by* Hey, meatball-head.

Duet: ARGH! DU~OOOOO! *chases him down the hall*

Quatre: *to himself* Finally… Some time alone to dye my hair blue! ((A/N: okay, we just made that blue hair thing up…))

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Duo: *happily shuffles though a pile of new cds*

Trowa: *walks in* Where'd you get those?

Duo: Coconuts! They have used cds for, like, five dollars!

Trowa: *picks one up* …you got a 'Blessed Union Of Souls' cd for five dollars?

Duo: Yeah!

Trowa: …they overcharged you…

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Duo: *blasting his Blessed Union Of Souls cd just to piss Trowa off*

Wu Fei: Um, Duo…?

Duo: *artfully turns his hairbrush microphone back to its intended purpose* Wha…?

Wu Fei: This isn't exactly a blast-worthy cd…

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Duet: What cds did you get?

Duo: I got Our Lady Peace, Blessed Union Of Souls, Counting Crows…

Duet: *laughs* Okay, what'd you really get?

Duo: …

Duet: You're serious…aren't you?

Duo: …

Duet: DUO! You KNOW I already have all those songs in MP3 format!

Duo: *smiles* I love you…you know that?

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Quatre: *reading BUoS lyrics* When your world is upside down, I'll turn it all around? So what then… you'd be upside-down AND backwards?

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Duo: What is so damn amusing about my buying a Blessed Union of Souls CD!?

Heero: *snicker* Nothing, Mr. Shinigami.

Duo: *glare* You think I'm a wuss, don't you?

Heero: Yeah, that would just about sum it up.

Duo: *more glare* Then take THIS! *grabs a pillow off the couch and hits him with it*

Heero: …dude…you just hit me with a fucking PILLOW…

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Duo and Duet are sitting under a tree eating lunch with some of the other freshmen.

Duet: Me? I LAUGH in the face of death! *turns to Duo* HA!

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Heero: *to Duet* I thought you wanted to join a sorority…?

Duet: Oh, but I am. I applied to Alpha Sigma Pi Pi Gamma Alpha Beta.

Heero: I heard they were good…

Duet: Dude, I just made that up.

Heero: Good point. I'm sure the girls are nice, though.

Duet: Are you even listening to me?

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Duet: *half asleep* What are you doing up so late on the computer, Duo?

Duo: Ummm… *minimize* My research paper…

Duet: *blinks blearily at the screen* Alright… Not too late… Early classes tomorrow. *walks away*

Duo: *sigh of relief* Sure thing.

Duet: *stops* And tell Jenn the girls I said 'hi'…

Duo: *sweatdrop* Eh heh… You caught me.

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Duo: I'm beginning to miss New Jersey…

Trowa: Why? You leave a lot of people behind?

Duo: Yeah, well, that and the fact that here there aren't six malls within forty-five minutes of here like at home.

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During a science lecture…

Heero: *typing quickly to keep up with the teacher* *looks at Duo*

Duo: *leaning back in his chair with his feet against the edge of the desk*

Heero: Just what are you doing? You've got the wrong idea if you think you're gonna copy my notes after slacking off in class.

Duo: Don't need to. *holds up tape recorder*

Heero: *stops typing* *in awe* Maxwell, you make half-assing classes an art to be respected.

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Quatre: And how do you like college so far?

Wu Fei: It's the same as home only I'm cooking for sixty instead of six.

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Duet: *opens dorm room door and steps in*

Girl: *trailing her*

Duet: Hey, Duo. ^___^ We didn't think you'd be home!

Duo: *looks up* Who's that? *stands up*

Duet: Duo, Sharon. Sharon, Duo.

Duo: Hey. *offers his hand*

Sharon: Is this the gay one?

Duet: ^___^* No, that's the other one.

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Duo: *still asleep*

???: *sits next to him* Wake up! You're gonna be late for class.

Duo: Mmmm?

???: Come on. Neither of us have time for this.

Duo: *half awake* …then let's both be late… *sits up, hugs the person and drags them back down next to him*

???: So this is why you guys are never on time…

Duo: *opens eyes* FUCK IT, QUATRE! *shoves him away*

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Trowa: …Wu Fei…?

Wu Fei: What?

Trowa: I strongly urge you not to use the E:/ drive as a cup holder…

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Duo: *drags desk chair to the side of Duet's bed* Sorry you got sick from the party. It was my fault.

Duet: *looks up from book* What are you talking about?

Duo: You know… Well, I guess you don't. You had a lot to drink and I wasn't there to keep an eye on you.

Duet: *starts laughing*

Duo: WHAT!?

Duet: First of all, you don't need to baby-sit me. But second of all, I wasn't sick from the drinks! I made out with some girl and my friends told me later that that girl had just gotten over the flu.

Duo: Your uniqueness is staggering.

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Duo: I really miss New Jersey.

Duet: Well, we should make here feel like home now.

Duo: Can we start a Mafia?

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Heero: I'm bored.

Wu Fei: It's Saturday.

Quatre: Let's do something.

Duo: LET'S GO VISIT IRUKA!

All: *blink blink*

Duo: You know… She's in the guild… She's an author…

All: *blink blink*

Duo: ..she's the one with the picture of my ass…

Heero: Oh. Her. *snicker*

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Duo: *on line* Tori, the muffin has been chosen. I repeat; the muffin has been chosen.

Tori: *sweatdrop* This is the stupidest secret code ever…

Duo: We have chosen the blueberry muffin. I repeat; we have chosen the blueberry muffin.

Tori: *sweatdrop* Stop using the code! It's retarded!

Duo: MOUFTARD, THE RETARDED MUFFIN SAYS "I'M BLUUUUUUBERRY!"

Tori: O___o***************

((A/N: *nod to Stanton* Mouftard, The Retarded Muffin, is brought to you by Stanton and his messed-up French classes))

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Duo: Para Para dancing is cool.

Duet: DDR is better.

Duo: Why do you say that?

Duet: Because I'm better than you at DDR.

Duo: Well, then, Para Para is better since I'm better than you at Para Para dancing.

Duet: See, that's where your logic falls through…

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Tori: Ah, freshman year of college… *points at the pilots* WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE YET TO TEST OUT OF ALL YOUR CRAP CLASSES! *walks off laughing and wipes a tiny tear* Whoo… Hehehe…