Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ College ( Chapter 5 )

Tori: You know, they keep telling me all these fricken funny stories and no matter how much I wanna put them in their own stories, I just can't get into that mindset at the moment. So, anyway, MORE RANDOM FICLETS!

Awa: *still in stitches over the Mouftard thing* Hehehe… Stanton, you're a genius… Mouftard…

Tori: Must… not… succumb… to… old… joke… … … BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Duo: *practically face-down in his mug of tea*

Wu Fei: What's wrong with you?

Duo: I hab a stuff nose and when I breathe I cough and then my eye waters and I twitch…

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Duo: Amazing! Not a month into college and Fei's already got a girlfriend!

Trowa: I think it's because he's been wearing his hair down.

Duo: Yeah. He's a sexy beast when he leaves his hair down.

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Guy: Hey! *waves to Duet*

Duet: Hey! ^___^
Heero: Who's that?

Duet: …I have no idea…

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Duo: Trowa, Sarah says she twisted her ankle.

Trowa: Shit! Is she alright?

Duo: Yeah.

Trowa: Did you tell her I'm still confused?

Duo: Um…no. Sorry.

Trowa: Oh. I just don't get it… I mean, what happened?

Duo: *pats his shoulder* You're a smart boy. You'll figure it out.

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Quatre: *wakes up to find a note taped to his chest and reads it* 'Morning, Quat! We're getting an early start tomorrow morning so we'll be gone before you wake up! Got a math test and we need to study a bit more. -Duo & Duet *looks around the room and finds them curled up together in the eggshell chair in the corner of the room with a math book lying open in Duet's lap* …if it wasn't so funny, I suppose it would be kind of cute…

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Duet: *trying to lift box onto the top shelf of the closet but she's too short*

Quatre: *helps her* Oof! What's in here anyway?

Duet: Some light reading…

Box: *tilts and some of the contents fall to the floor*

Quatre: YOU BROUGHT YAOI LEMONS TO COLLEGE!?

Duet: They're my luxury item!

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Wu Fei: Tori posted another random fic about us in college.

Duo: I know. It's kind of embarrassing how she posts all our stupid screw-ups for people to read.

Wu Fei: Well, if someone would stop TELLING HER EVERYTHING!

Duo: *cries* SHE'S SO DAMN MANIPULATIVE!

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On yahoo with Duo…

Tori: Did you ask?

Duo: No.

Tori: When are you gonna ask?

Duo: I dunno.

Tori: Why?

Duo: I'm nervous…

Tori: JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DO IT FOR YOU!?

Duo: Would you?

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Duo: *wearing a Speed Racer tee shirt* Look what I got a Target!

Trowa: I'm sure this goes against some long-winded code of ethics…

Duo: Don't worry! I got you one too!

Trowa: …give it here…

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Duet: Does anyone care if I put these posters up? *holding two unfurled posters; one of Akari and Chris from Battle Athletes and the other of Excel and Hyatt from Excel Saga*

Duo: You're welcome to if you can find any room on the walls.

Duet: Dude, there's still the ceiling… I mean, HELLO!

Duo: You never cease to amaze me…

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Heero: What's wrong?

Duo: I made an iron-on tee shirt, but I just realized I forgot to print it flipped so now it's backwards on the shirt…

Heero: Look on the bright side. If you wear it in front of the mirror it faces the right way.

Duo: Hey! You're right!

Heero: It's so easy to make stupid people happy…

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Duet: Is the Veggie Tales movie playing anywhere around here?

All: *¬___¬

Duet: WHAT!?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Tori: That's all I've got from them thus far! ^___^ Oi VEY, I'm in a good mood! Must be that 3x2 NCS lime…

Kegawa: …you disgust me…

Tori: Eh, I disgust myself.