Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Too Much Drama ( Chapter 6 )

Tori: Some types of teenagers (myself included) tend to overdramatize EVERYTHING whether it be by self-narration, overreacting, or just making a scene. Now, take the most overly-dramatic person you know. Got 'em? Okay, multiply the drama by 42. Then imagine six of them.

Final Fantasy VII… The Lion King… REAL LIFE by Greg Dean… Trowa's color-blind Jewish friends… Heero's PMS… And STUFF! Lots and lots of STUFF!

Over-Dramatized Events In The Lives Of The Gundam Pilots

a.k.a.

Yup, More Random Crap

Duet: You know what's a funny word…?

Heero: No. What?

Duet: Libido…

Heero: *snort*

Duet: Told ya so…

Heero: …do you even know what that is?

Duet: Yeah. It's like… Stamina or something.

Heero: *chuckle* Can you use it in a sentence?

Duet: ?__? Um, sure. "I go to the gym every day to increase my libido."

Heero: *bursts out laughing*

Duet: WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!?

Heero: Who tells you these things???

Duet: Trowa… *glares at Trowa*

Trowa: *face down on the desk shaking with laughter*

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Duet: ^___^ What do you wanna dress up as for Halloween?

Duo: Final Fantasy VII characters! You be Tifa and I'll be Cloud.

Trowa: Will that be Cloud in drag or shall we skip the obvious jokes and jump right to you being Aeris?

Duo: *sticks tongue out* I'd be Yuffie, not Aeris.

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Quatre: Do you actually want to do Final Fantasy Characters this year?

Duo: Hell yes!

Quatre: This wouldn't have anything to do with your FFVII contest with Tori now would it…?

Duo: No…

Quatre: *narrows eyes* Have you been reading those Greg Dean Real Life comics again…?

Duo: No… *takes a sip of Pepsi and picks up the Playstation controller *

((www.reallifecomics.com))

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On Yahoo

Duo: Are you still there?

Tori: Yes.

Duo: You're not replying.

Tori: Well you seemed to be carrying the conversation pretty well on your own.

Duo: Why thank you. I try.

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Duo: *talking to Trowa's friend Andrew* So… You can't see the colors orange or purple?

Andrew: Nope.

Duo: So, like, what color is macaroni and cheese?

Andrew: Sort of yellow and grey…

Duo: O__o

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On Yahoo

Tori: -and when I took it out it was green.

Duo: >__O

Tori: WHAT THE MONKEY CRAP WAS THAT!?
Duo: I twitched. See, this " > " is the twitching eye, This "___" is the mouth, and this "O" is the other eye.

Tori: It's genius!

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Duo: Are you hungry?

Wu Fei: Yes.

Duo: Do you want some food?

Wu Fei: Yes.

Duo: Then remember… *singing* When you're hungry and you want some food… *holds up box of Captain Crunch* STUFF!

Wu Fei: *narrows eyes* This better not have ANYTHING to do with that on-line comic…

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Duo & Duet: *bent over books, sitting in the café studying*

Duo: *has his hair back in a loose ponytail*

Two random guys: *pull up chairs*

Guy 1: Hello, ladies.

Both: *look up*

Duet: …stop hitting on my boyfriend. *turns to Duo* BRAID YOUR FUCKING HAIR!

Two guys: O____O*********

Duo: *shrugs, sips his drink and goes back to studying*

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Heero: *walks into his dorm room to find Quatre and Duet cozy on the couch watching The Lion King* …what the hell…?

Both: *engrossed by the movie* Hey, Heero…

Heero: You have your own dorm you know…

Quatre: *looks up* Yeah, but it's too cold in there for the proper snuggling required when watching such wholesome programs as The Lion King.

Heero: O__o* … … … *shrugs, drops his backpack, sits down next to Duet and pulls some of the blanket over himself*

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Duo: *walking down the hallway, passes Heero, Wu Fei, and Trowa's dorm room door and sees two guys leaning against it listening* What's up?

Vince: Listen…

Duo: *Stops and listens. He can make out the lyrics to Hakuna Matata* *fishes out the keys to their room and opens to door*

Quatre, Heero & Duet: *singing along with the video* Ain't no passing craze! It means no worries…for the rest of your days! It's our problem free-

Heero: FUCK! *sees Duo and jumps up*

Quatre & Duet: *keep singing*

Duo: *rolls his eyes, turns around and shuts the door behind him*

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Heero: *opens the door and grabs Duo by the back of his shirt* Not a word, Duo… Or I'll remind Mr. Keith about your essay assignment.

Duo: Alright! Sheesh! It was just a song… Someone's PMSy today.

Heero: I mean it! You don't tell anyone! Or I'll KILL you!

Duo: Promises, promises…

Heero: *shakes him* No one! That means you don't tell Trowa, you don't tell Wu Fei… and you DEFINITELY do NOT tell Tori or I'll catch that fucking sniper, steal his goddamn gun and shove it up your ass! SIDEWAYS!

Duo: Tell me, Heero… Is this the usual effect Disney movies have on you?

[A/N: Have no fear… Duo's ass is fine. Heero was just in one of his 'moods' ((*GASP* IT HAS EMOTIONS! Hehehe… *pokes Heero*))]

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Sitting around in the common room

Trowa: So we're doing Final Fantasy VII?

Wu Fei: I guess. Everyone okay with that?

Kim: Wow, you guys really take costuming seriously, don'tcha?

Heero: Naturally…

Kim: Pretty strange for a bunch of people who can fish around in their own closets and actually dress as themselves.

Heero: *narrows eyes* Watch it...

[A/N: Kim is Fei's new girlfriend. Mission: Accomplished, I guess. *shrugs* From what I hear, she's pretty cool!]

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Trowa: Hm… Duet's Tifa... That's a given. Quatre should be Cloud. He's the only blonde one.

Quatre: *blush* So?

Trowa: That leaves up with Heero, Me, Wu Fei, Kim and Duo.

Kim: I'll be Yuffie!

Duet: Materia-swiping bitch!

Kim: Half-naked crack-whore!

Both: *pause*

Duet: Um…yeah. ^___^ That sounds about right!

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Wu Fei: Duo, you're Sephiroth.

Duo: EVEN BETTER THAN CLOUD! ^___________^

Wu Fei: Trowa, you're Vincent.

Trowa: Fun fun…

Wu Fei: Which leaves Heero and I the lovely options of Red, Cid, Aeris, and that big white thing with the cat on its head.

Heero: *sarcastically* Oh, but can't I be a Chocobo?

Wu Fei: *raises eyebrow* …right. We'll be Tseng and Rufus.

Heero: *looks downcast* Awww…

~*~*~*~

Duo: We still need an Aeris. *glares at Heero* Go forth and bring back an otaku girlfriend!
Heero: *turns to Duet* You heard 'im.

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Duet: I bet I could find a girlfriend faster than you could!

Heero: Oh really?

Duet: Yes really.

Heero: *stands up* Bring it!

Duet: *jumps up, reaching to about his shoulder and not looking very formidable at all* I'll bring it and then some!

Heero: *narrows eyes* You are so on…

Both: *exchange looks, then tear out of the room*

Duo: Aw, crap. My girlfriend's a lesbian and my boyfriend's straight…

Kim: I guess you won't be needing the muffin then, huh?

Wu Fei: What muffin?

Duo: The retarded blueberry one, of course. *nervous laugh*

Wu Fei: …someone should study you, Maxwell…

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Duet: *walks into dorm room* Duo… Why are you molesting Quatre?

Duo: *lying on top of Quatre on the floor, tickling him*

Quatre: Hee hee hee…!

Duo: Because I told Kate I would. We were-

Duet: *holds up hand* No. Stop. I don't EVEN wanna know. *turns around to leave*

Quatre: Don't leave me here! Hee hee!

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Duo: ^____^ I HAVE AIM! I HAVE AIM!

Heero: THEN SHOOT ALREADY!

Duo: …huh? Oh. No…I meant Instant Messenger.

Heero: …I figured as much, Duo… *darkly* That was one of my lame attempts at what you mortals call 'humor'…

Duo: …You scare me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Tori: Who will find a girlfriend first!? Should Duo sacrifice himself for the sake of science!? Will they finish their Halloween costumes in time!? What muffin is that idiot talking about now!? [insert nervous laugh here] Find out in the next installment of… Tori's Stupid Fics That She Always Manages To Incorporate The Word 'Randomness' Into!

Kegawa: *deadpan* No.

Awa: What is with the sudden Final Fantasy obsession!?

Tori: Duo challenged me to a game of FFVII to see who can beat it first! It's seems to have reminded him what an incredibly good game FFVII is. I of course knew this all along.

Kegawa: I thought it was that on-line comic that started it?

Tori: *shrugs* Maybe it was. On his end at least. I've never seen it except for the strips he's e-mailed me. The pictures are all PDA files and I can't open them.