Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ BA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RANDOM! ( Chapter 7 )

Daiguard… It sucks… Catchiest theme song ever…

Tori: Wow… Less than a week and I'm already totally comfortable with the fact that Duo and Duet are tying the knot… O___O This is like…some sort of record!

Awa: Mmm… I'm not liking this. *idea light bulb* You're not bothered that they're both younger than you?

Tori: O_o Not at all.

Kegawa: How about that they're getting married before you are?

Tori: ^___^ Nope. Don't care!

Awa: Hmmm… How about the fact that this now gives Duet license to call you such names as 'old maid' and 'old hag'?

Tori: >__O

Kegawa: *grin* Thought so…

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On Yahoo

Tori: CONGRATULATIONS, DUO!!! ^______________________^

Duo: Yeah, so how far are you in Final Fantasy??

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Heero: What's wrong?

Duet: *gasping for breath and toying nervously the top of her water bottle*

Heero: Duet…?

Duet: *without looking up* …I need to get a physical for sports…

Heero: Yeah, so?

Duet: *glares at him, almost in tears* I HAFTA GET A SHOT!

Heero: *snicker*

Duet: *starts crying* DON'T LAUGH AT ME YOU FUCK!!!

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Duo: *gets out of the car and runs into Mike*

Mike: Yo, didn't you just take Duet to the doctors?

Duo: Yeah.

Mike: Kay, where is she? She's got my Lit. Notes…

Duo: She's in the car.

Mike: *looks in the car and sees her balled up in the back seat, sobbing* What the hell happened!?

Duo: Um… She has a phobia…

((A/N: Trypanophobia to be exact. Poor child if frightened to death of hypodermic needles. ^___^ At least we know she'll never be a heroine addict!))

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On the phone…

Heero: You're an annoying bitch.

Tori: You've got a stick up your ass.

Heero: *laughs* I missed you.

Tori: ^____^ I missed you too…

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Still on the phone…

Tori: Trowa? TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA?

???: Hello!

Tori: Who's this?

???: Thiz Kim!

Tori: Wuffie's girlfriend?

Kim: Yeah. *laughs* I read some of your stories. Yer cool…

Tori: You're pretty cool yourself from what I hear! ^___^

Kim: Thanks. Can you hold on a minute?

Tori: Sure.

Kim: *in the background* GET THE HELL OUTTA MY STUFF, CRAPHEAD!!!

Tori: O___o****

Kim: *rustling noises and laughter* Okay. Hello?

Tori: What was that?

Kim: That Maxwell kid… He's weird…

Tori: You may very well be the first of Fei's girlfriends that I can get along with! ^___^

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Heero: *at the library studying*

Kid: *stares at him but looks away when Heero looks up*

Heero: *shrugs and continues studying*

Kid: *keeps staring until Heero looks up again, then does it again*

Heero: *twitch twitch* *gets up and walks over to him* Can I help you?

Kid: Do you have a goldfish?

Heero: o__O* …what?

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On Yahoo with Trowa…

Trowa: …that's nice…

*awkward minute of dead air*

Tori: Okay. I've had it. Stop typing the damn ellipses before and after everything you say, damnit!

Trowa: ///_O

Tori: DON'T PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME!

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On Yahoo with Duo…

Tori: Does Trowa always use the '…' when he's talking to you?

Duo: Well, yes and no… See, I talk to him face-to-face, so he can't exactly type them… But you can actually visualize the …'s since he thinks faster than he talks and has to constantly backtrack…

Tori: Okay… Sorry… Mental lapse on my part. No need to make fun.

Duo: *grin*

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On Yahoo with Duo… (lol I talk to them too much)

Duo: Hey! Tori! Ask me if I'm a truck!

Tori: What the hell is wrong with you…?

Duo: No, I said 'ask me if I'm a truck'!

Tori: *sigh* Are you a truck, Duo?

Duo: Nope! ^___^ MUAHAHAHAHA!

Tori: …

Duo: Hey! Ask me again!

Tori: NO! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING TRUCK, OKAY!?

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Duo: Look! I made new faces! (o ) (o ) *looks right*

Tori: Um…

Duo: ( o) ( o) *looks left*

Tori: Duo, wait…

Duo: ( o ) ( o ) *looks at you*

Tori: O___O

Duo: WHAT!?

Tori: THEY LOOK LIKE BOOBS!

Duo: Hehehe… Boobies… ( o ) ( o )

Tori: >___< STOP IT!

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Duo: MMMMMMMMMBOP! DIDDLY-DO-WOP-MMMMMMMBOP! DIP-A-DO-WOP-MMMMMMMMBOP! DIDDLY-DO-

Heero: *slaps him across the face* Don't EVER sing that song in this house again!

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Tori: ^___^ I'm working on the story of Muffin Day so that's why there are none of those random ficlets up! I have all the info and now I'm just making it understandable (because, let's face it, ADDuo just can't tell a straight story…)

Awa: You're forgetting your manners, Tori!

Tori: O yeah! ^___^ Thanks for the link on the guild main page, guys! And for the links to other guild members! ^___~ Now I don't have to shuffle through the search engine to get to the guild account and read Sarah's next chapter! *is camping in front of the computer waiting for guild members to update*