Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ This Is Randomness! ( Chapter 8 )

Kegawa: *points to computer* This fic…is random.

Awa: *points to Tori* This authoress…is random.

Tori: *points to pencil* This pencil…is in a jar.

Awa: …well isn't that just special…?

Tori: Randomly special…o___o

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Duo: *sitting in front of the computer, playing with the really long drawstring on his pants* Hmmm… *contemplates drawstring* ^____^ *loops it around his forehead* Bwah! *turns head and drawstring slips down to his neck* ERK! X___x

Jenn: *online at the Guild* Duo…? You still there?

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Quatre: Duo… You know the freshmen were supposed to wear a RED shirt today.

Duo: What are you talking about!? My shirt is, like, BEYOND red!

Trowa: Yeah… all the way to black.

Duo: My point exactly.

Quatre: Duo, black isn't red…

Duo: Okay, okay… I'll give you that…

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On the phone…

Duo: Hehehe… Wanna hear my impression of Duet trying to throw a shot put?

Tori: Errr… Not really.

Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! MY ARM! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Tori: O__o* So that's what it's like, ne?

Duo: Hm? Oh, no, she violently attacked me.

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Duet: *grumpy* Tom's here. *plops down on the couch*

Duo: Who's Tom!?

Duet: *raises an eyebrow* None of your business.

Duo: *narrows eyes* So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Fine. *walks out the door and down the hall to Heero's dorm room* Hey! Heero!

Heero: Yeah?

Duo: Who's this Tom guy Duet's talking about?

Heero: *narrows eyes* You ask the stupidest questions…

Duo: Oh, shut up and tell me you prick…

Heero: T.O.M. Time Of Month.

Duo: O___O*******************************

Heero: One would assume you of all guys would know that…

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On Yahoo

Duo: You write too many random fics.

Tori: Well as soon as I post one you call me and tell me another stupid story and I start all over again.

Duo: lol Maybe you should stop keeping track.

Tori: Maybe you should stop calling me and telling me.

Duo: *shock* You don't love me anymore!?

Tori: Um, no… But you seem never to keep in mind the EXTREME time differences.

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On AIM…

CuteBoyWithBraid: Hey! Tori! Guess my screen name!

MyShoesScareMe: …CuteBoyWithBraid?

CuteBoyWithBraid: …how'd you know?

CuteBoyWithBraid: …wait.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Ooooh…

CuteBoyWithBraid: ß That's me.

CuteBoyWithBraid: ^____________________^

MyShoesScareMe: You sure you're in college, Duo?

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Wu Fei: You know, Trowa's a pretty smart guy, but I wonder some times…

Quatre: Why?

Wu Fei: He's in the room trying to get a piece of toast out of the toaster with a fork.

Quatre: Why don't you stop him!?

Wu Fei: Well, I think this is one of those lessons he needs to learn for himself…

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Duet: *wearing a strip of condoms over one shoulder and under the other arm, a mouth guard and a pair of rubber gloves, kicks open the door to Heero, Tro and Fei's dorm room* Cease and desist in your perverted pursuits! For I am Captain Safe Sex and I have come to save you from potential problems that may arise!

Duo: *wearing ONLY saran wrap ((but a whole lot of it))* And I'm her side-kick, Sexy Naked Man! Only YOU can prevent STDs!

Wu Fei & Kim: O___________O******************************

Both: *run away laughing*

Wu Fei: I NEVER DID THIS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Random Guy: *buys Duet a drink and starts hitting on her across the bar*

Duo: *glares at the guy, drags Duet over to him and shows him her hand* LOOK AT THIS! WHAT DOES THIS SAY!?

Guy: …?

Duo: TA-KEN! Say it with me now… TA-KEN!

Duet: ^___~ Thanks for the scotch though!

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Another Guy: You sure you don't wanna go for a drink?

Duet: I'm engaged! *points to Duo sitting on a bench not far off with his hair in a loose ponytail*

Guy: Isn't that like… lesbianic incest…?

Duet: … -________-* I am not related to that man in any way…

Guy: That's a guy…?

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Duo: *dancing around Heero and waving a letter in front of him, singing* You just got a letter… You just got a letter…! You just got a letter… I wonder who it's from!

Heero: Whoever it is, I doubt they appreciate having their mail delivered in such a juvenile fashion.

Duo: Well fuck you, too! *walks off with the letter*

Heero: GIMME THAT! *chases him into the hallway and tackles him* …*opens it and reads it, still sitting on him* O_______O

Duo: *grumbles* …I doubt said person appreciates having their letter read while in such a position…

Heero: *mumbles* You never know with those yaoi fangirls…

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Tori: Hehehe… Captain Safe Sex… Gotta do that to Hikaru and Makoto sometime.

Ke: Don't single people out! We know you all run around having casual sex with your friends!

Tori: *beats Kegawa stupid ((not too difficult)) with office chair*

Awa: It's too horrible to watch! *covers eyes, then peeks through fingers*

Tori: ACHEM!

Muses: *cower*

Tori: *big fake smile* ^__________^ I hope you all enjoyed this installment of my RNDM arc!

Everyone: O__o *sweatdrop*