Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Randimonium! ( Chapter 9 )

Tori: WHAT!? Don't tell me you people expect Duo and Duet to suddenly mature just because they're getting married!? C'mon! You can take the kids outta the Gundams, but you can't take the Gundams outta the kids! They're always be our freakishly funny little angst toys!

Duo: No comment…

Tori: Duo, it's one-thirty in the morning where you are… Go the hell to sleep…

Duo: No, YOU go to sleep.

Tori: … I'm gonna block you now, okay?

Duo: Okay… WAIT! WARN ME!

Tori: …no. *block*

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Quatre: Anyone else hear that high-pitched ringing noise?

All: *blink blink*

Quatre: Never mind…

*two minutes later*

Light bulb: *flickers, goes out and shatters*

Quatre: Anyone hear that light bulb explode?

All: O__o

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Duo: So…what're we eatin' for lunch?

Heero: Your girlfriend.

Duo: Awww… But I already had her for breakfast!

Duet: Grrr… PERVERTS!

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Quatre: Heero, you're twitching.

Heero: *listening to headphones*…I don't like Mondays…

Quatre: O__o* But it's Wednesday…

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Heero: Where have you been?

Duet: Around…why?

Heero: You smell faintly of sex…

Duet: … That's tempera paint, you moron.

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Trowa: What're you doing?

Duo: *sitting on the floor with a character dictionary and papers spread in a circle around him* Reading some Private Label doujinshi.

Trowa: Ah… And how's the hiragana going?

Duo: Well…All I got so far is I say "GAY!?" and then Quatre says "Ah, I'm sorry, please forgive me…" but from what I can gather just looking at the pictures, it seems Quatre REALLY wants to get into my pants.

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On Yahoo…

Duo: Tori, go search you last name on-line…

Tori: …why?

Duo: I think I found you on a porn site.

Tori: What were you doing looking at porn?

Duo: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Tori: I AM NOT THE ONLY ICHIMURA IN JAPAN!

Duo: Yes… Apparently you have an equally hot twin sister… Merow!

Tori: I am SO telling your fiancé on you…

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Duo: *wearing a tee-shirt with flames on it that says 'Breakfast Is Not Served Here'*

Trowa: You Christians and your Christian rock music…

Duo: You're just jealous because there's no Jewish rock!

Trowa: Not at all. …would you go see a concert entirely in Hebrew?

Duo: o___o Point taken.

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Duo: *sitting in front of the laptop eating Reeses Pieces and drinking Pepsi*

Duet: Duo…?

Duo: EEEEEEEhehehehe… *falls out of chair*

Duet: O__o* *walks over to him and takes his Reeses* This shit's like crack… *contemplates* … *walks away eating them*

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Duo: *laughs* Hehehe… You and your bagels, Heero…

Heero: …what?

Duo: O__O I wanna candy bar. *walks away*

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Quatre: Is it just me, or is Duo getting progressively weirder…?

Wu Fei: It's definitely NOT just you…

Duo: *bursts into the dorm room wearing only his boxers, socks and a pair of sunglasses and playing air guitar on a broom…singing* JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF! I'LL SIT AN' LISTEN TO 'EM BY MYSELF!

Quatre: Can this be blamed on hormones?

Duo: *drops the broom and slides across the floor* TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL!

Wu Fei: No. This is definitely a mental problem.

Duo: *starts jumping on the couch* I LIKE THAT OLD TIME A'ROCK AN' ROLL!

Duet: *leans in the open doorway* Sorry… We were watching Risky Business… ^___^* I'll take him back now…

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Wu Fei: *picking the raisins out of his oatmeal cookie*

Heero: Fei, they're just raisins…

Wu Fei: YOU'RE JUST A RAISIN!

Heero: *blink blink*

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Duo: *playing ParaParaParadise* HA-HA! BEAT'CHA AGAIN!

Duet: I could've sworn I loved you at one point in my life…

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Quatre: HOLLA BACK!

Duet: *ker-blinkies* … *takes Quatre's hands* Quatre, I need you to promise me something… Don't EVER say 'holla' again, okay…?

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Quatre: *whispers* Wanna hear something funny?

Duet: *whispers back* Why not?

Quatre: You know the English assignment?

Duet: Yeah?

Quatre: Guess what Duo's is about.

Duet: What?

Quatre: Ai the ai A.I.

Duet: O_______O

Quatre: That's what I said.

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Duo: I swear to GOD! If ONE MORE PERSON refers to me as Sexy Naked Man…

Tia: *pops up on AIM* Hey, Sexy Naked Man!

Duo: *spaztic twitching fit*

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Duo's Away Message: BRB… Fell off my chair. … … …This could take a while…

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Wu Fei: How did you get into a club down here!?

Duo: Fake I.D.s.

Wu Fei: You are going to make a HORRIBLE father…

Duo: Damnit, again with the guilt…

Wu Fei: I mean, the first thing you should teach your kids is to share…

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Tori: Happy Hanukkah, TROWA!!! ^_____________^ Can't wait for some of THOSE random anecdotes… ^__~ We all know how Duo gets around the menorah…