Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ rand00m ( Chapter 10 )

Tori: You know… you don't realize how random your own life can be until you start writing random things down…. *looks at notebook* But my life isn't as funny as the guys', so I'll stick with their randomness! ^___~

Kegawa: You actually wrote all that crap?

Tori: Yup. 96 posts…

Awa: I think he meant your day journal…

Tori: *sweatdrop* ^___^ Try stalking your friends for a day and write down anything even remotely funny that happens! I did…and it was surprising how…completely idiotic my local friends can be!

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Duo: You know what?

Wu Fei: What?

Duo: I have a bagel. *takes a bite out of bagel*

Wu Fei: You and your breakfast foods, Duo…

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Duo: *rolls off mat, clutching stomach* >__< My abs of steel… They burn…

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Heero: Have you decided what weapon you're gonna use yet?

Duo: *looks at Duet* We get to choose?

Duet: Um… Beretta pistol?

Heero: *blink blink* This is fencing club, not the Italian army of WWII.

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Duo: Hehehe…

Quatre: What's so funny?

Duo: Knee socks…

Quatre: O__o

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BEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEP!

Quatre: *sets out of bathroom in a towel* What's that noise!?

Duet: *sitting in bowl chair, eating and watching TV* Fire alarm, I think… *turns back to TV*

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Duo: *leans in the others' room* Where's the fire?

Wu Fei: Duo, you're supposed to run screaming out of the building in an attempt to save your own pathetic life when the fire alarm goes off.

Duo: …really? *blink blink*

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Duo: Why'd the alarm go off?

Trowa: It was the menorah. A bug flew into a flame and then it fell into the bonsai pot and some leaves burnt. Nothing major.

Duo: O__O Our religions are going to be the death of us.

Trowa: Personally I blame the bug.

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Heero: For the last time… FOIL, SABRE, or EPÉE!?

Duo: Paper or plastic?

Heero: *twitch twitch*

Duo: Hehehe… You said 'epée'…

Heero: *holds head in hands*

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Trowa: *(for no apparent reason) turns around, punches Duo in the stomach, pushes him backwards into the closet, shuts the door and leans on it*

Wu Fei: What was that for?

Trowa: *shrugs*

Quatre: o__o Well, he's oddly silent about it. *looks around Trowa at the door*

Duo: *from inside the closet* Trying to figure out what the hell just happened, is all…

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Duet: What do you want for your birthday, Quatre?

Quatre: ^__^ You don't need to get me anything. I'd just be happy to spend some together time with everyone and-

Duet: Right. New clothes it is.

Quatre: o___o But-

Duet: No. You want clothes. Just shut up.

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Duet: Quick! Heero! What does JFK stand for again!?

Heero: …John F. Kennedy… Why?

Duet: I had a moment… I was like "Jesus Freaking Krist"…?

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On AIM

Duo: The teacup one!? With the poltergeist and the spider and the sheep whores???

Lilian (Vonusten): No, the Christ Chex one! Start your day the holy way! ^___^

Duo: lol Open the box and a little angel flutters out…

Duet: *reading over Duo's shoulder* You guys are so weird… Wait! Is that the one with the sign of peace where he doesn't want to shake the guy's hand?

Duo: *leans back on her* Ah… I love girls who knows her stand-up comedians.

Duet: ^___^ Lewis Black and Dom Irerra are the best!

Quatre: All of you… You're all crazy!

Duo & Duet: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalmonella

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Wu Fei: Please tell me they're not doing what I think they're doing…

Heero: No. They are, in fact, dueling with burning candles from their respective religions…

Quatre: Where have you been, Wu Fei? They've been at it every night for three days now.

Heero: I think this year the Christmas/ Hanukkah thing has gone just a bit too far…

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Quatre: Trowa! I'd expect you to know better than to fight with candles when they're lit! And Duo-

Duo: *grins*

Quatre: …never mind…

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Duo: The Advent candle *pant* may not get you *pant* today… it may not *pant* get you tomorrow *pant* but the Advent candle *pant* WILL GET YOU!

Trowa: Oh yeah? I got eight more where that last one came from.

Duo: You may have nine candles…but you don't have a PINK one!

Trowa: Even if your four candles did, by some miracle of the fabled "Jesus", succeed, my menorah could trash your wreath any day!

Duo: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY WREATH!? BECAUSE, BUDDY, THERE'S THE WHOLE REST OF THE TREE RIGHT BEHIND IT!

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Duo: I got my foot stuck in the garbage can! ^____^

Heero: And you're…proud of this?

Duo: Yep! *walks away with trash can still on his foot*

Heero: Duet, I'm sorry…but we're going to have to sell your fiancé to science.

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Tori: *hugs Talon-kun* I was so sad that you were going to leave… *shoves him away and beats him with Giant Author Pen* DON'T! EVER! SCARE! ME! LIKE! THAT! AGAIN! *throws down the pen and hugs him again* I'm so sorry!

Awa, Kegawa & Musey: O___O '(o-o)' O___O

Awa: Is he dead yet…?