Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ MODNAR ( Chapter 11 )

Tori: Then end of another year draws ever closer. *sniff* It's so sad… Yet so happy!

Awa: Go cry about it, why don'tcha?

Tori: *lip trembles and eyes water*

Awa: Uhhh… *takes a step back*

Tori: *glomps Awa* I NEED STABILITY! CHANGE KILL ME!

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Duo: *wearing a pair of old socks; one on his arm and the other tied around his forehead, bright green track shorts over baggy jeans, and a shirt that says "ph33r my l33t skillz"* Let's go!

Wu Fei: There are some people in this world who are just not meant to leave their houses…

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Heero: *sitting on bleachers with Duet in the gym during fencing practice* Have you seen Duo?

*something runs by door* SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Duet: What the hell was that!?

*something runs by door again, in the opposite direction* SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Heero & Duet: *jump off bleachers and look out doorway*

Duo: *runs by in fencing uniform, with the electric sensor still attached to him and trailing a dozen or so feet behind* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Heero: *en guardé* Watch this… *waits for Duo to come running back, then jumps in from of him and lunges with his saber*

Duo: *stops short* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *turns tail and runs* SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *trips*

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Duo: *sitting on the floor next to Duet after a practice, still in uniform* Heh.

Duet: What are you grinning about?

Duo: Plastic boobs! *pokes her chest plate with the tip of his saber and the buzzer goes off*

Duet: Stop…

Duo: *poke* BUZZ!

Duet: Stop…

Duo: *poke* BUZZ!

Duet: Stop…

Duo: *poke* BUZZ!

Duet: Stop…

Duo: *poke* BUZZ!

Duet: STOP! *grabs his saber and whaps him over the head with it*

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Trowa: *in Wal-Mart* Where's Quatre?

Heero: We lost him…

Trowa: He wandered off?

Heero: *shakes head* No, we have actually misplaced the blonde one.

Trowa: ///_o

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Heero: When you're fighting, you've got to give it 110%! You give 109%, you get shot! You give 111%, you get tired out in three days and you get shot!

Duet: … I thought you said this WASN'T WWII…

Heero: Hit, not shot. Hit. >___<

Duet: …damnit… *pets picture of her Beretta pistol* I love you, handgun… T__T

*awkward silence*

Heero: … … … …Mine's better.

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Heero: And for the love of God, Duo… Get some WHITE knee socks.

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Wu Fei: Um…Trowa?

Trowa: *has slid almost completely out of chair to turn off light switch with his toe without actually getting up* Yeah? What? I can't find the flippy stick.

Wu Fei: It's kind of pathetic that you'd go through such great lengths to switch off a light a few feet away.

Trowa: You should see me when I can't find the remote…

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Duo: Tro… Tia and me were wondering… If we put Nair in your shampoo bottle, and you went bald, would your hair grow back all weird and floppy like it is now?

Trowa: I…don't…know…o_\\\`

Duo: *sigh* -_____- The world may never know…

Trowa: It damn well better not!

Duo: O__o Damn-well-better-not? That sounds like a candy… o____o *pause* I wanna candy bar. *walks away*

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Heero: *singing to himself* If I had a million dollars…I'd buuuy you a house..

Wu Fei: *holding his ears* Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! AUUUUGH!!!!!!!!

Heero: O__o

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Duet: Hey, Duo… Remember the day when I came out of the closet?

Duo: Vaguely… Refresh me.

Duet: O___o Oooookay. *walks to closet, steps in, shuts door*

*awkward pause*

Duet: *opens door and steps out*

Duo: Ah yes! I remember now!

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Duo: *making a weird face* Guess what!

Heero: What?

Duo: >__< I fucking just fucking slammed my fucking toe into the fucking bottom drawer of that fucking desk that some fuck left open…...

Heero: o______o Er….

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Duo: *asleep* Oh yeah… Oh, please GOD YES!

Duet: *whaps him with her pillow*

Duo: O__O WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Duet: Just what the hell were YOU dreaming about!?

Duo: O__o Reeses Pieces… Why?

Duet: -________- Never mind…

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Trowa: *traumatized* I just ran over a squirrel pulling into the driveway…

Duo: HOT DAMN! We're eatin' good tonight! *runs out the front door*

Trowa: *watches him go* I sincerely hope he's kidding…

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Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Duet: *runs into his room* What is it!?

Quatre: There's a dead squirrel hanging from the ceiling fan!

Duet: O__O Cool…

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Quatre: What happened to it!? It pounded itself flat! Then it hung itself! In our room!

Trowa: Relax, Quatre… It's okay. Duo hung it there…it didn't hang itself. I just ran it over in the driveway.

Quatre: YOU KILLED A SQUIRREL!?

Trowa: ///_O But-

Quatre: MURDERER!

Duet: *poking squirrel with stick and watching it swing back and forth* Heh…

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Heero: Well, Duo… THAT was a bit morbid.

Duo: Aaaand..FUNNY!

Heero: I mean, that was just nasty.

Duo: Aaaand…FUNNY!

Heero: And it was an emotionally scarring experience for Quatre…

Duo: Aaaand…FUNNY!

Heero: Which I guess makes it pretty funny…

Duo: ^____^

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Wu Fei: *talking on the phone with Kim*

Duet: *leans over the back of the chair and starts moaning provocatively*

Wu Fei: O__O

Kim: Wu Fei? What is that? Who's with you?

Duet: *moans* Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Oh, CHANG!

Wu Fei: *wipes nose* WHAT THE HELL!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, DUET! *jumps up out of chair*

Chair: *falls back on Duet because she's leaning on it*

Kim: What was THAT!?

Wu Fei: o____o I don't know… But I think I killed it.

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Duo: o_______o I ran into this old blind lady today…

Trowa: That's not good. Did you make sure she was okay?

Duo: *grumbles* No... She knocked me down and said "Sorry, miss."

Trowa: You got knocked down by an old blind lady? *snicker*

Duo: Shaddup!

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Wu Fei: *looks at Duo across the dinner table and snickers*

Duo: WHAT!?

Wu Fei: You got beaten up by an old blind woman.

Duo: Dude, she was, like…four feet tall. I like tripped over her and fell.

Wu Fei: *snicker* You got beaten up by a SMALL old blind woman.

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Tori: *has green streaks in her hair* I'm so festive!

Ke: O__o Who left YOU in the fridge and let you get moldy…?

Tori: I'm not MOLDY! I'm FESTIVE, you moron! *beats him with Giant Author Pen*

Awa: Ah, I get it… Your hair is red and green. Merry Christmas.

Tori: See? *points to hair* Festivity-ness!

Awa: That DOES wash out, right?

Tori: It damn well better.