Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ r...a...n...d...o...m... ( Chapter 12 )

A VERY late MERII KURISUMASU, MINNA-SAN!!!

^Tori acting Japanese for once…*laughs*

*hands everyone a Nokia video/picture phone* Keep in touch and in sight! Call me ANYTIME! ^___________^ *laughs* I love random phone calls without actual purposes!

Tori: I'm back from the dead… … … …and I brought souvenirs!

Awa: Were you stealing things from the hospital again?

Tori: Ummm… *kicks six boxes of rubber gloves, a nurse's uniform and a stethoscope under the bed* No? *innocent grin*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Heero: You look better. You work off those fencing cramps?

Duo: No. You know those little heat pads girls use for tom cramps?

Heero: Um, yeah. I guess.

Duo: Well, I stole, like, fifty of 'em and I have them taped strategically all over my body.

Heero: O__O

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Duo: Where is, my, um…sharp thing?

Duet: On the dresser…

Duo: *picks up exacto knife* Wow… Even I didn't know what I meant… o___o

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Quatre: >__< There's so much stress this time of year… I still have presents to buy and presents to wrap and…all kinds of stuff to do!

Duo: Relax, man… Christmas is next Wednesday. It's only Friday!!

Quatre: Duo, it's Sunday.

Duo: *sits up* Holy crap… Are you serious?

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Duet: Wow… This…is the funniest web site…EVER.

Duo: Wanna e-mail the little wrestler guy that answers e-mails!?

Duet: YES!

Trowa: You two… *points at each of them* You scare me…

((*sigh* www.homestarrunner.com …Where do they find these sites!? But…it is pretty awesome…lol))

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DING DONG!

Duo: Relena's here! Relena's here! *runs to door, swing it open, and hugs person*

Person: O__O

Duo: *lets go and steps back* Err… Pizza's here.

Person: O______O *hands him pizza, backs up slowly, grabs his money and then takes off running*

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Duo: *in a daze, plops the pizzas on the coffee table, walks upstairs*

*awkward silence*

Five minutes later…

Heero: HAAA! Duo hugged the pizza guy!

*sounds of shower running are heard*

Heero: *turns to Hilde* See? I told you I laugh at him a lot.

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Duo: *sitting in front of the computer in his towel, brushing his hair and chatting on AIM*

Heero: Duo, we have COMPANY over…

Duo: It's just Hilde…

Heero: And Dave

Duo: It's not like he could think less of me… Oh, leave me alone, Hee-chan. I'm chatting with the ladies! I'm TRAUMATIZED here!

Heero: You know you're a freak when you have a horrible, life-altering experience and then proceed to get on AIM and tell everyone about it.

Duo: You should have been here when the tree almost fell on me!

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Dave: Hey D to the U to the E to the T!

Duet: Yeah, D to the A to the V to the E? ^___^

Dave: Where's Q to the U to the… Um… ATRE?

Duet: O__o

((Dave is Hilde's boyfriend… … … …Muahahaha…))

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Duo: So…David.

Dave: Dave.

Duo: Right. David.

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Heero: How old is he?

Hilde: Twenty three.

Heero: WHAT!? Why didn't you say so?

Hilde: Well, it's not like he's a cop or anything…

Heero: *holds head in hands* We could have sent HIM for drinks…

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Duet: *roasting marshmallows on the stove with Relena and Hilde, making s'mores* AH! DUO! MY MARSHMALLOW CAUGHT FIRE!

Duo: HA-HA! Sucks to be you!

Duet: Laugh all you want, you bastard! *eats his marshmallow*

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gets up, walks into the kitchen, grabs Relena's, and eats it*

Relena: *eats Trowa's*

Trowa: You did NOT just eat my marshmallow…

Relena: *mouth full of marshmallow* Marshmawo? Wha marshmawo?

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Duo: *on AIM with Sarah* Um, yeah… We finished wrapping gifts, so they're using what's left to wrap up my fiancé.

Sarah: o_______o

Duo: Awww… They put her under the tree! … I'll be right back… Lemme go unwrap her.

Sarah: Did you check the tag first? Maybe she wasn't for you.

Duo: Who else would ask for a Duet for Christmas?

Sarah: *innocent grin*

Duet: *stands up, trips on ribbon and falls down*

Duo: It's defective! Someone take it back!

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((A/N: Like at most big stay-overs at the house, the coffee table has been removed from the sunken living room and blankets put all over the floor… Don't think they make people sleep on the carpet!))

Trowa: *holding camera, deadpan* Aaaaaaaand here they are. *zooms in on Duo and Duet curled up under a blanket on the floor, still asleep* Five…four…three…

Duo: *sits up* IS IT CHRISTMAS!? ((A/N: It's the 24th))

Duet: *reaches up, smacks him, pulls the covers up to her chin and rolls over*

Wu Fei: It never fails… EVERY YEAR he does that.

Heero: That was cool we finally caught it on camera…

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Duo: You know…answering the door…watching people all bundled up walk in with stacks of gifts wrapped real nice… It's like…Like a Campbell's Soup commercial.

Duet: *curled up next to him on the couch* And you're Mmmm. Mmmm. Good…

Wu Fei: Quick! Someone do a rim shot!

Quatre: Ba-DUMP-bump KSSSSSH!

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Heero, Trowa, Wu Fei & Quatre: *suave voices* Video time…

Trowa: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Quatre: You guys are gonna tie me to a chair and put in me in the closet when we're done, right?

Heero: Certainly.

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Relena: Are you guys taping them AGAIN!?

Heero: *nod nod*

Relena: *blinks* Well, remember to send me a copy when you're done…

Heero: Sure thing, 'Lena.

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Dave: *sits up* What's going on downstairs?

Hilde: *blearily* It's Santa… Now either drop it or go downstairs and be a hostage.

Dave: *lays down again* …what the hell ever…

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Tori: You know… One day they'll thank you for making all these Christmas Eve tapes, guys.

Awa: Or at least the perverts in their college AV club will…

Kegawa: Why on Earth would Duo and Duet thank them!?

Tori: I don't know.. It sounded like the deep, meaningful thing to say at the time.