Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ No Need For Random ( Chapter 14 )

***Just wanted to post this before I left. I won't be able to get to these files for a while, and it was long over-due anyway.

Tori: Ahhhh… Komiket. The greatest doujinshi convention held in Tokyo twice a year EVER!

Duo: Just narrowing it down to the minimum there, huh, Tori?

Tori: Duo, read the sentence you just dictated to me and tell me how much sense it made…

Duo: Oh, shut up. You know what I was trying to say! >__< Meanie…

A/N: All things contained in '#' were said in Japanese.

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Saturday

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Duo: *runs into the apartment* Heero! Emergency!

Heero: Relax… Relax… We all know why you're here.

Duo: *confused* You do?

Heero: Yeah. … Eighteen years ago, someone's condom broke.

Duo: *blink blink* Heeeeeeeeeeeey…

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Tori: Awww… Doesn't Nabiki make a cute Rabi~en~Rose?

Wu Fei: Um, that's the girl that came into my room last night.

Tori: #Nabiki! You did WHAT to Fei!?#

Nabiki: #I thought he was Mr. Yuy.#

Tori: #Oh. Okay then…# O__o

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Heero: *sideways glance at Duo* Stop doing obscene things to the cosplay props.

Duo: Huh? *was polishing Makoto's sword, looks down* Oh. … Heero, you're such a pervert.

Heero: *mumbles* You're the one jerking off the sword…

Duo: *bashes him over the head with it*

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Sunday

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Heero: *leans in Duo's bedroom door* Let's go, Duo. It's already 8:30…

Duo: Nnnnnn… *sits up and rubs sleep from his eyes*

Heero: O__O You just woke up!? You have five minutes! Let's GO!

Five minutes later…

Duo: *walks out of room, hair undone, wearing his jodhpurs, with his priest collar and the white shirt underneath hanging off one arm and tucked into his pants, exposing his chest*

Heero: O__O* What the fuck…?

Duo: Shaddup. I'm YAOI Duo…

Heero: Whatever…

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Duo: HOLY FREAKIN HOTNESS! IS THAT STREET LEGAL!?

Tori: o____o Ummm… I should be asking you the same thing. Did you do that yourself, or was Heero feeling frisky this morning?

Duo: Sorry, I'm too distracted by exposed skin to form a sensible reply to that.

((A/N: I was Mink from Dragon Half on Sunday))

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Trowa: Ah… I see you came a Sexy Nekkid Man today…

Duo: O__O

*awkward silence*

Duo: Nuuuuuuuuu! I'm YAOI Duo.

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FLCL Cosplayer: *trying to buy doujinshi*

Duo: o___o Woah… GUITAR!

FLCL: DYYYUUUOOOOOO! ^____^

Duet: Hmmm… It's an even trade, I'd say. Heero, what do you think?

Heero: I dunno… I mean, it's a pretty sweet guitar. I don't wanna cheat the nice lady.

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Quatre: *making a great effort to keep himself between Tori and the shopping otaku*

Tori: WHAT are you doing, Quatre?

Quatre: Protecting the shoppers' innocence…?

Tori: O_o I'm not THAT indecent, am I?

Quatre: Um, I sent the small child to go buy you a cape.

Tori: -___-*

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Duet: *glomps Duo* I'm sorry… I'm so sorry! But I couldn't say no!

Duo: What happened!? …did you wander too close to the Gravitation stands again…?

Duet: She… She was so manipulative! I'm sorry! *sniff* I'm such a tool…

Duo: O__O Really… are you okay?

Duet: Yeah… *sigh* I'm okay… *clings to Duo*

Duo: What the hell happened?

Duet: This girl… She was all over me!

Duo: *suddenly angry* What'd she look like!? Where the hell is she!?

Duet: She's dressed as Rabi~en~Rose…

Tori: … … … Was she about fifteen?

Duet: Yeah…

Tori: -___- That's Nabiki…

Duet: I just got felt up by your fifteen-year-old friend!?

Tori: Yes…

Duet: O__O It's true… I'm everyone's bitch…

*awkward pause*

Duet: AHHHHH! I'm turning into Quatre!

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Tori: #NABIKI! Why did you do that to Duet!? What would your mother say if she heard this went on when I was supposed to be looking after you!?#

Nabiki: #But… I thought gaijin LIKED Japanese schoolgirls.#

Tori: *ker-blinkies* Eh heh… *sweatdrop*

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Quatre: I don't get it… They left THREE hours ago to go get food, and they're STILL not back yet.

Trowa: *in the car, somewhere in Chiba* ///__o …this is looking less and less like Tokyo every minute…

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Monday

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Duet: *hiding under table*

Tori: What the hell are you doing under there?

Duet: SHHHHHHH!

Rune from Dragon Knights Cosplayer: *walks up to table* S'cuse me, Miss Ichimura. Have you seen Double-Sided Tape?

Tori: Um..no. Sorry, Rune. I don't have that kind.

Rune: Aw, crap.. You sure? She is about yay tall *marks height with hand* and has long brown hair.

Tori: O___O Are we still talking about tape here?

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Rune: *walks away*

Duet: Is the coast clear?

Tori: No…It's sort of translucent and sticky on one side…

Duet: Shut up. The Tape Dispenser Club is stalking me…

Tori: AGAIN!?

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Duo: *finishes off another can of coffee and carefully places it on top of the pyramid they'd been building on the table* ((A/N: it was almost as tall as me, up from the floor, when it was finished))

Tori: My God… It's a tower of coffee…

Both: *turn around and see that the otaku have begun to kneel and worship at it*

Duo: *whispers* I'm scared now…

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Quatre: *looks at everyone else just lounging around* You know…our flight leaves in two hours so you'd better get your stuff together.

All: *blink blink*

Quatre: Unless, of course, you want to miss this flight… in which case we'd have to take the next flight that stops over in Milwaukee for an hour and a half.

All: AHHHHHHH! NOT MILWAUKEE! *run off to pack*

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Tori: Ahhhhhhh… Another Komiket, come and gone.

Ke: And how much money did you young entrepreneurs make?

TheKamikazeDucks: *beaming* Negative $48!

Ke: *sighs* Doujinshi artists…