Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Arh Aye Ehn Dee Oh Ehm ( Chapter 22 )

Tori: Um, these are a little old. I just got around to posting this file. Expect recent ones some time next week.

Relena: Yeah, we're at Rio's beach house right now.

Duet: And you know what THAT means.

Girls: Hehehe…

Wu Fei: Heero…! They're doing that creepy laughing thing again!

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Duo, Duet & Tori: *buying French fries in the food court*

Duet: o__o *picks up the pen the cashier left on the tray* Sweet! Free pen!

All: *sit down at table*

Duo: *picks up the paper card on the table* Oooo… Verizon.

Duet: Oh! Gimme! *takes the card and writes 'Free penis for sail' with a little arrow pointing down*

Duo & Tori: O__o *burst out laughing*

Duet: Oops.. I spelled 'sale' wrong. o__o Oh well.

Duo: You also wrote 'penis'.

Duet: NO! That says 'pen is'! *looks at it* Oh…screw you. *crosses out 'is' and sets up the card with the arrow pointing to the pen*

All: *finish and walk away*

Ten minutes later…

Duet: WHO STOLE MY FRICKEN PEN!?

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Duo: O__< Ow…

Trowa: What's wrong?

Duo: *buries face in arms* I'm hung over and twelve small children just used me as a jungle gym for the past four hours.

Trowa: Then maybe you shouldn't get plastered the night before you have youth group with the kids.

Duo: Actually, the splitting headache and nausea were a rather pleasant distraction after Casey decided to show me what he learned in karate last week.

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Quatre: Okay, let's just all pick numbers and make this easier.

Duo: I'M POINT FIVE!

Duet: OH! I WANNA BE PI!

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Duo & Tori: *sitting on the wall in the mall parking lot waiting for Heero and Duet*

Tori: He's so great, Duo… Mmmhehehe… ^__^ Sorry, but I melt just remembering it.

Duo: Forgiven. Heh, you two are good for each other. So… details?

Tori: I don't think I can talk about it right now or I might just have to hunt him down and beg him to ravish me in the car or something.

Duet: *walks up* You know… Neither of you have any concept of volume. *turns around and points at three old men just standing, listening to their conversation.

All: *wave at old men*

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Heero: You might want to turn the light on.

Duet: Heero, we've lived in this house how long? I think I can navigate the upstairs hallway just fine.

Heero: Suit yourself. *shuts the door to his room*

Bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-THUMP!

Heero: *opens the door again* You okay there, Marco Polo?

Duet: Shut up… my dignity hurts.

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Duo: *knocks on Heero's bedroom door*

Heero: *opens it* What?

Duo: We ran out of wall- and ceiling-space. *holds up X poster* Can we hang this in your room?

Heero: …why don't you take down a unicorn poster or two and make space?

Duo: We did. That's where the RahXephon poster is now.

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Duet: Duo… The cuffs came off my Independent sweatshirt.

Duo: That's because you chewed them off.

Duet: o__o I have stress.

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Pocky: Mew.

Quatre: Mew.

Pocky: Me-row…

Quatre: Meow.

Pocky: *hisses and flattens ears against head*

Quatre: o__o

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Evan: Hurry up, or you'll miss Trading Spaces.

Quatre: *hurries in and jumps down next to him on the couch*

Both: *watching*

Quatre: O__O He's back! Oh my God… Who is this ugly bastard and what has he done with my Ty!?

Evan: I'm so sorry for your loss…

Quatre: Evan, this isn't anything to joke about.

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Wu Fei: *playing with a Happy Meal toy* …I think I'm winning.

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Duo & Duet: *sitting next to the manga rack in Suncoast, flipping through different novels*

Employee: *walking past, stops* Oh God… Look! I already told you we didn't get any Gravitation in this week's shipment and the next one isn't until next Tuesday!

Duo: Oh, we know.

Duet: We can wait.

Employee: >__O

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Heero: *on the roof with Trowa, nailing down some shingles* Trowa, can you toss me the hammer?

Trowa: … *fixes him with a level stare*

Heero: *looks up* …what?

Trowa: You want me to throw this *holds up hammer* at you?

Heero: I can catch a hammer…

Trowa: *tries to slide it to him, but it falls off the edge of the roof, then off the porch roof*

Kim: *walks off porch, carrying the hammer* Nice move, dumbass.

Heero: Hey! Can I have that? *holds up hands*

Kim: …you want me to throw a hammer at you?

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Trowa: Hey, Duet… You and Duo should go on that For Better Or For Worse show. The one where the friends plan the wedding.

Duet: Please… it's bad enough Mrs. Ichimura and the idiot employees back home are planning the whole thing. The last thing we need is for Heero to get involved.

Heero: I'm seeing… My Little Pony meets Dir En Grey concert… with a turquoise dress and a male stripper in a thong and electrical tape as the priest. *grins*

Trowa: You forgot the stripper popping out of the cake.

Duet: …I hope to God you two aren't planning Duo's bachelor party.

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Pocky: *wearing that cone thing on his head because he got neutered*

Quatre: ^__^ C'mere, P-chan!

Pocky: =^-^= *starts running over, but the edge of the cone gets caught in the carpet and he falls over*

Quatre: Pocky? You okay there?

Pocky: *stands up again, walks over to where Duo is sitting in front of the computer and claws his leg, then runs over to Quatre*

Duo: YOW! What the hell was that for, cat!?

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Kim: *sigh* Sometimes I wonder… Is the glass half full or half empty for me?

Duet: o__o *blink blink* Neither. It's twice as big as it needs to be.

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All: *watching Interview With A Vampire*

Trowa: Why have we never bothered to watch this movie before? It's awesome.

Tori: *whaps him with a pillow* Shut up. Lestat is speaking.

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Duo: Hmmm… Linkin Park likes Gundams right, Q? You think we could get free concert tickets?

Quatre: *drinking his coffee and not really paying attention* I think you'd need your mobile suit.

Duo: Good point… Hey! What if we dressed Heero up as Shinji?

Quatre: …and what would that accomplish, Duo?

Duo: AFI tickets.

Quatre: …why don't you just buy tickets?

Duo: Quatre, I stopped paying for music two years ago. I ain't gonna start now.

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All: *watching the .hack//sign OAVs*

Relena: Jesus, Mai's eyebrows are huge. They could probably eat me if they wanted to.

Trowa: You dated Dorothy. You shouldn't be scared of eyebrows.

Relena: We fixed hers with a pair of tweezers. Mai needs, like, a weed whacker.

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Wu Fei: BA-CAW!

Heero: O__o What the hell was that?

Wu Fei: *shrugs*

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Duo: Hey, Wu Fei… The girls at the guild are rooting for a 2x5x2.

Wu Fei: And what do you want me to do about it?

Duo: Can we give them something to talk about?? PLEEEEEASE?

Kim: Leave him alone, ya damn horny psycho!

Duo: o__o Oh…sorry, Kim. Didn't see you there.

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Heero: *in Borders, standing in front of a display with FAKE, Between The Sheets, and Demon Diary manga*

Random Guy: *walks up and starts a conversation with Heero, then asks him to join him for coffee*

Heero: Um, sorry… I gotta find my girlfriend in a few minutes.

Guy: Girlfriend?

Heero: Yeah. Why?

Guy: *points to the cut-out rainbow taped next to the manga and Queer As Folk DVDs*

Heero: DAMNIT!

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Tori: BURNING MANDALA!

Heero: ¬__¬ Give it up…