Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ I'm Running Out Of Ways To Say 'Random', People ( Chapter 23 )

Tori: *twitch* Lillian Olsen… *shakes fist* Why didn't they hire me?
Duo: …this is just a hunch, but maybe because she doesn't make up words.

Tori: My translations are just as good!

Duo: *opens The Last Outpost vol. 2 to the Domon comics and starts reading* Aw, deuce! Now we'll never make it onto Radio Disney!

Tori: …*points at Quatre* That was a direct quote.

Quatre: DON'T QUOTE ME!

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Quatre: T__T I'm so burnt.

Evan: It's alright… *puts arm around his shoulders*

Quatre: DON'T TOUCH ME! >__<

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Duo: *at the cyber café, chatting with the ladies*

Tori: *on another computer* Almost finished! ^__^* Poor Rachel… she has to read my two-page e-mails.

Power: *goes out*

Duo & Tori: O___O *sit in the dark and cry*

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Duo's on-line conversation

CuteBoyWithBraid has entered chat.

Kate: Hi, Duo!

D: Hey

Cat: Hello! ^__^

Duo: Hey!

CuteBoyWithBraid has left chat.

Ladies: O__o

CuteBoyWithBraid has entered chat.

D: Welcome back.

Cat: WB

Kate: Welcome back, Duo

Duo: Power outages.

CuteBoyWithBraid has left chat.

Ladies: ¬___¬

CuteBoyWithBraid has entered chat.

Duo: I'm at a cyber café. The power keeps going out.

D: Dumbass.

CuteBoyWithBraid has left chat.

Ladies: -___-*

CuteBoyWithBraid has entered chat.

Duo: Okay, maybe this computer will work better.

Screen: *goes black when power shorts again*

Duo: *still typing* Ladies, if I'm still in the chat, the screen's gone out.

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Duo: Whoa, this boat has two bedrooms. o___o

Rio: Do I know my guests, or do I know my guests? *grins* There's food in the fridge down there and some extra fold-out chairs in the closet there.

Duo: Not one, but TWO bedrooms.

Rio: ¬___¬ Yes, Duo. Two bedrooms. Very perceptive of you. Just have it back at the dock before dark so the coast guard doesn't get suspicious and ask to see your license, Heero.

Duo: Is the second one in case you have guests?

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Duo: This is my impression of Heero driving the boat. …OH LOOK! PEOPLE SWIMMING! FIVE POINTS APIECE! VROOOOOM!!!

Hero: Yeah!? Well this is you! HEY! LET'S SWIM IN FRONT OF THE BOAT WHILE HEERO'S TRYING TO FIND A SPOT TO DROP THE ANCHOR!

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Duet: Look! I got henna tattoos! A bat wing and an angel wing! ^__^ Now I'm the Change of Heart card!

Duo: I got one too! Look Tori! It says 'God Of Death'!

Tori: I hate to disappoint you, Duo, but that says 'banana'.

Duet: *points at Duo* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Duo: Why is 'G-Unit' an available tattoo design?

Heero: It's from some *quotation fingers* "fiddy cent" music video or something.

Duo: They…DO know the G-Unit is a type of mobile suit, right?

Heero: …probably not.

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Duo: Hey! There is no 'i' in Gundam Pilots!

All: ¬__¬

Heero: … Yes there is.

Trowa: Why haven't we put him in a home yet?

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Tori: *watching some anime on TV* Looks kinda like Karo Kano.

Heero: Nah, too dark.

Tori: *shrugs* I'd turn on the TV guide thing, but it would just say 'Story Of A Girl'.

Heero: *arches eyebrow* Okay, I think it's time you cut down on the AMVs.

Tori: No! That's not what I meant! I meant to say-

Heero: *crosses arms* No, there's no excuse.

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Duo: *calls Heero's cell phone and gets the voicemail* Hey, Heero! Heero? Oh shit… … … I'm being recorded… *awkward silence* LOOK! A BEAR! *hangs up*

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Jess: *cutting up the frozen fish for crabbing bait, hold up a fish head* Who needs a piece of bunk?

Jake: Me. *hands her the hook part of the drop line*

Jess: Put it on yourself, aussie. ^__^ *sticks tongue out*

Jake: Ummm… *stares at fish head* Relena, honey!

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Duet: *puts her baited hook in the middle of the dock, then walks a few feet away from it and sits down, holding the string*

Kim: Um, what are you doing?

Duet: Gonna catch me a seagull.

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Quatre: Evan! I got a crab! Get the net! Get the net!

Evan: *runs to the edge of the dock, losses his balance, and falls in*

Duo: Heero! I caught a queer! Get the net! Get the net!

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Wu Fei: *crouching on one of the posts along the edge of the dock, pulling up his drop line*

Relena: Crouching Dragon… HIDDEN TIGER! *pushes him into the water*

Jake: Cheerio, shirley. *shoves her in, too*

Relena: AHHH! WATER! *clings to Wu Fei* JAKE, YOU TRAITOROUS BITCH!

Wu Fei: ….well, THAT didn't frighten everyone else on the dock.

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Little Boy: *walks over and looks at the crabs in the bucket* You got a lot… are you guys gonna eat these?

Duo: Um… no. They crawl around on the bottom of the bay and feed on the rotting carcasses of other marine animals.

Little Boy: O__O MOOOOOOM!

Duo: …crap.

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Trowa: *sitting on the bench, cleaning off the fish knife*

Duet: *tips over the bucket* RUN, CRABBIES! YOU'RE FREE!

Crab: *scuttles over to Trowa's sandal and pinches the plastic part*

Trowa: Ah! *picks crab up and flings it into the water* … DUET! STOP LIBERATING THE CRABS!

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Tori: *picks up fishtail to put on line*

Seagull: *lands in front of Tori and stares at her*

Tori: Bird?

Seagull: *cocks head to the side* Braaawk? … … … … BA-CAWWWWWW!!! *flaps wings*

Tori: AHHHHHHHH! DOU SHIYOU!?

Heero: Anou… shinanaide. *throws a piece of fish at the bird and it flies away*

Tori: …uragirimono…

Duo: Tori… we're in America. The birds don't understand Japanese.

((A/N: 'what do I do!?' 'um…don't die' '…traitor…'))

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Duet: *holding a crab by the claws and making it dance*

Jake: That poor crab… You're insulting its manhood.

Duet: It's a girl crab. Her name is Beth. *lets Beth go*

Beth: *gurgles at Jake, then makes a break for the edge of the dock*

Duet: BETHANY! NOOOOOO!

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Evan: Didn't we have twelve crabs? There are only ten…

Wu Fei: Duet liberated them.

Duet: *poking Quatre with the handle of the net* Let my people go. *narrows eyes*

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Duo & Duet: *sitting on the very end of the dock, watching the sunset and being all cutesy*

Relena: *quietly dumps the buck of crabs out right behind them*

Crab: *scuddles over next to Duet and just stands there*

Duet: Eh?

Two more crabs: *do the same thing*

Duet: …I donwanna be your messiah anymore. Go home.

1st crab: *gurgles*

Duo: OW! Hey! Who let the crabs go?

Both: *start flicking crabs into the water*

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Tori: *leans against Heero* Life's so rad… ^___^

Heero: …did you just say 'rad'?

Tori: Bite me, you wanker.

Heero: *bites her shoulder*

Both: … *watch the sunset*

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Jake: Fosters… Australian for 'crap'.

((A/N: Jake's Australian… He has a hot Australian accent… … … …*molests him*))

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Tori: Duo, can you post this for me while you're on-line? *hands him a floppy and a sheet of paper* Just put that for the title…and that for the summary.

Duo: … *looks at Tori* And when you murder me…are you going to make me pull the trigger?

Tori: Um, no. I was planning on stabbing you to death. Probably in the back.

Duo: Oh! In that case… *takes the floppy*

((A/N: That conversation ^ was from the last RNDM fic posted))