Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ RNDM It's Everywhere You Want To Be ( Chapter 25 )

Tori: I swear to God… The same day I post one, I hafta start another one! There is FAR too much strange shit that goes down with these people.

Duo: You're just mad because I sold your cat for bubble wrap. ¬__¬

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Relena: You know, Jess, you're awfully quiet.

Jess: Hm? Sorry… I've just been reading a lot of these. *holds up Ceres: Celestial Legend* They're all really good… I can believe I've never read these before.

Relena: Oh my God… They're stolen your soul and made you an anime fan. O__O

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Duo: Well… excuse me for being a mere mortal.

All: *freeze* o__O

Duo: *covers his mouth* NO! I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT! >__<

Quatre: *whispers to Trowa* He's having a relapse… Last week he called himself the Great Destroyer.

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On AIM

Rachel: TORI! OTAKON WAS AWESOME! ^____________^

Tori: So you had a good time?

Rachel: That's an understatement… I met Renee and HyperGoddess from Jump Start Numbers and OH! Guess what I cosplayed as!

Tori: …Duo?

Rachel: Um, yeah… Slash- Tori Yuki Ichimura's Biggest Groupie!

Tori: O__o Who makes the executive decision to let you out of the house in the morning?

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Wu Fei: *staring at the computer* Duo, what's the name of the Voice of God again?

Duo: Metatron. Why?

Wu Fei: Angel Sanctuary trivia… How'd you know that?

Duo: I was watching Dogma yesterday.

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At the airport…

Trowa's carry-on: *sets off the security alarm*

Inspector: *pulls out a case of throwing knives and arches an eyebrow at Trowa*

Trowa: O__O Oops…

Heero, Duet, Duo & Relena: MORON!

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Trowa: *gets on the plane and sits next to Jess* ///_o

Jess: You okay?

Trowa: I feel… so… dirty…

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Tori: Let's finish LTTP.

Duo: No.

Tori: C'mon. There are only a few questions left.

Duo: NO.

Tori: Heero…

Heero: *leans over and kisses Duo on the mouth*

Duo: …okay.

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Stopped over in Texas…

Duet: My name's Duet. Maxwell, if you're nasty. *arches eyebrow and smirks*

Trowa: *drags her away* That is NOT the way we respond to a question from the cashier at the gift shop.

Duet: Awww… But he was CUTE!

Trowa: You realize you just gave Duo's last name as your own…¬_\\\

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Duo: Hey! We're in Texas!

Trowa: That we are…

Duo: Let's find Sarah! *walks off*

Awkward pause as Duo keeps walking…

Heero: Well, one of us has to go get him.

Dorothy: …why?

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While stopped over in California…

Duo: *takes off his hat and jacket* It's fricken hot here…

Relena: Duo…

Tori: *sigh* Idiot. *puts his sunglasses and jacket back on and stuffs his braid down the back*

Relena: TROWA! Put your hat back on! *runs after Trowa*

Kim: It's like policing a bunch of kindergarteners…

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Wu Fei: I love it when people draw pictures and they don't know what prop to give someone to hold…so they just make shit up. I mean, what the fuck is Trowa carrying in this one? It looks like a lamp from Ikea.

Heero: *takes the picture and looks at it* Really? …I'd say Pier One.

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Evan: I've never been to Japan before. This'll be really cool.

Duet: Mmm hmmm…

Evan: I always wondered what it'd be like to live there.

Duet: Mmm hmmm…

Evan: I know for you guys it's just another business trip but this'll be fun!

Duet: Mmm hmm…

Quatre: Evan, she's coloring. She isn't listening to a word you're saying.

Duet: *mumbling* Pika pika pika pika pika… *coloring with crayons in a Finding Nemo coloring book*

Duo: *coloring on the page next to hers*

Evan: …they certainly are a pair.

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Sean: Hey! Is that the Tokyo Tower?

Dorothy: *leans over him and looks out the window* Um, no… That's a buoy.

Sean: Oh. … … Oh, that's water.

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Duet: *sighs and lays back into Trowa's lap*

Trowa: … *pushes her onto the tray table*

Duet: Did you order something hot to eat, sir? *grins*

Trowa: ///_-* Most embarrassing person in the world…

Duet: Aw, you love me… *cuddles*

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At my mom's house…

Duo: *unpacking* We're not using this blonde wig anymore, are we?

Heero: No… That's the reject Malik wig.

Duo: Cool…

The next day…

Duo: *sitting at the head of Quatre's futon wearing Quatre's Touma cosplay outfit with his braid down the back of the jacket, sunglasses, and the blonde wig* Quatre.

Quatre: *rolls over and looks up at him* AH! *hides face* … *peeks out* Oh my God, Duo, it's you…

Duo: Hehehe… Wanna go play a trick on Duet…Seguchi-san?

Quatre: If you take all the blame, sure.

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Duet: *looks up at Quatre and blinks* Touma?

Quatre: *crouches down* Hai. Ohayo gozaimasu, Du-chan…

Duet: *sits up slowly and kisses him*

Quatre: o__o Duet, it's Quatre.

Duet: Shush. I don't need to know that. *glomp*

Quatre: *falls back on his butt* O__O DUO! HELP! ABORT!

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Trowa: Well, that was off topic. The topic was, like, here. *holds out hand* And where was he?

Duo: He was, like, wa~ay over here. *holds out his hand* Missed it completely.

Heero: Ouch…

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Trowa: A Kyoto beauty! A gruff Japanese guy! …and a singing spaz that comes in between them.

Duo: *sitting between Tori and Heero on the couch* If you even THINK 'Shuichi' I'll kick your right in the balls.

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Duo: TORI!!! YOUR BROTHER'S HERE! *runs into the foyer, throws open the front door and tackles him* YORUYUKI!!! *smooch*

Yoruyuki: *pulls Duo off him by the braid, opens the coat closet, shoves him in and closes the coat closet door*

Heero&Trowa: *standing in the entryway, exchange glances and take a step back*

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Jess: AH! There's a MONKEY in the BATHROOM!

Jing the spider monkey: *scampers out of the bathroom with a pair of Jess's underwear, grunting*

Tori: *scoops up Jing and hands Jess back her underwear* Welcome to my home life… -___-*

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Kim: *sitting on a bench in the aviary* SNAKE! SNAKE!

Monty: *slithers past the bench and into some bushes*

Wu Fei: Yeah, that was a snake… If you poke it…it'll curl into a ball.

Kim: *glare* I'm AFRAID of reptiles. *clings to Wu Fei and hisses* If one touches me, I'll kill it and wear it as a belt. *glares*

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Evan: *helping prepare dinner with Quatre, Heero, me and my mom* ^__^ This is so cool… It's such a great experience. *almost skipping as he sets the table*

Heero: //…can I knock him over?//

Mom: //Wait until he puts my dishes down.//

Tori: //Stop it, you two!//

Heero: No, I might have to hurt him.

Quatre: *nonchalantly stirring the vegetables* Evan, watch your back. There's a devious plot afoot.

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Duo: *stumbling around in the morning, knocks over a box of doujinshi, trips, falls into an open closet and knocks a bunch of clothes off the hanger*

Wu Fei: Duo, it's not even nine o'clock and you've already caused a crisis.

Duo: Woah… The time zones must be throwing off my schedule.

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Walking around Nagano…

Duet: Ah! Where'd Fei and Kim go?

Duo: -__- We better go find them…

Duet: Hey, it'll be just like Finding Nemo…but with less water and significantly more Asians. *nod nod* ^__^

Duo: ¬__¬

Duet: Hehehe…

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Tori: Evan, Jess, Kim, Sean, Jake, Dave… I understand this will be your first anime convention. Please…don't be frightened. Otaku are essentially harmless. Also, the behavior exhibited by our friends and myself at these conventions is completely normal. Any actions we may take to sell doujinshi or please the crowd cannot be held against us.

All: *nod slowly*

Tori: Aaaand… Have fun.

Kim: *raises hand*

Tori: Yes, Kim?

Kim: I'm scared. o__o