Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ RNDM It's What's For Dinner ( Chapter 26 )

Tori: Ahhh… another Komiket come and gone… ^__^

Duo: ACHOO! *sniffle* Damn you, Comic Market. *wraps self up in blanket*

Tori: ¬__¬ You were sick before Komiket.

Duo: I know… But I was definitely not up to a convention.

Tori: Well that's what you get for sleeping in your car.

Duo: …because I would have been so much better off driving home drunk that with a cold.

((A/N: Dialogue surrounded by "//" means it was in Japanese))

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Friday: The boys, Relena and Dorothy went as themselves, Duet doubled as Duo for half the day, then spent the rest as her own lovable self helping me hawk 'Earning Their Wings' and 'Young Love' doujinshi, and I was Asian Sally/ random OZzie.

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Saturday: GRAVITATION my brother was Yuki, Quatre was Touma, Heero was Ryuichi, Relena was Noriko, Duet was Mika((a.k.a. permanently attached to Quatre)), Trowa was Hiro, Wu Fei was Fujisaki, Nabiki was Shuichi, Duo was Kumogoro ((don't believe his lies! He was Kumo-chan!)) and I was Ayaka. ((the LuLu costume was too hot))

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Sunday: FinalFantasyVII Heero was Rufus, Wu Fei was Rude, Trowa was Vincent, Relena was Aeris, Quatre was Cloud, Evan was Zack, Duet was Tifa, Duo was Sephiroth ((Masamune and all…-__-*)), I was Yuffie, Dorothy was a very sexy RedXII on a chain held by he boyfriend who was the Shinra scientist, and Kim, Jess and Hilde were our erotic Chocobos. ((SAY IT. EROTIC CHOCOBOS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!))

Dave went as himself all three days and was asked for a grand total of four pictures. For some reason, that strikes me as very, very unfair.

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Jess: *getting in the car* Oh, Tori… You mom… Is she…putting a mouse trap in the mailbox?

Tori: Um… No. ¬__¬

Kim: No, I think Jess's right, Tori.

Tori: *holds face in hands* Please, just get in the car. My brother will handle it.

Yoruyuki: Mother, no! He only wants to deliver your mail! Please stop this!

((A/N: Like I said… My mother is insane. For some reason she's trying to kill our mailman.))

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On the train…

Group Of SKUtena Cosplayers: *staring at us*

Us: *staring at them*

Group Of Teenage Girls: *get on* O__O WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *crowd around the pilots*

SKUtena group: *glare*

Sean & Jake: *make faces at them and dance like the white boys they are*

Relena: BOYS! Behave yourselves!

Anthy Cosplayer: *flips Jake and Sean off*

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In a parking garage in Tokyo…

Yoruyuki: Worship my Mercedes!

Duo: *kneels down and starts worshipping it*

Three Random Girls: *kneel down next to him and start worshipping the Mercedes*

More people: *start bowing to my brother's car and taking pictures*

Duo: *stands up and scratches his head* Cool. We started a religion.

((A/N: Yoruyuki drove because we had too much crap to carry on the train.))

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Once we get to our table…

Duo: Woah.

Rei, Saori & Hinoto: *asleep on and around the boxes of doujinshi*

Nabiki: //They were afraid it would get stolen so they camped out with it since last night.//

Yoruyuki: //Nabiki, practice speaking English to Duo.//

Nabiki: Anou… … … *points at the three idiots* Crazy.

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Rath: *glomps Duet* DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE!

Duet: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

People: O__o

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Quatre: *walks around with a sign that said "Will Yaoi for ¥en" in Japanese*

Evan: *following him carrying a sign with a picture of a hanged stick figure, showing it to all the people who read Quatre's sign*

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Little Girl: ((about 8 years old)) *hands Quatre a wad of small bills and points to Trowa*

Trowa: Awesome. *starts making out with Quatre*

Bunch of People: *start snapping pictures*

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Heero: //Alright! What's your favorite pairing!?//

People in line: *shout out varying responses*

Some gaijin guy: FOUR TIMES TWO! YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Heero: Ooookay. *turns to the table* You heard the white man.

Quatre & Duet: *look at each other, then look at Duo*

Duo: Nu-huh. He said the four first and I'm taller than Quatre.

Quatre: *rolls eyes* C'mon, Duet… You can call me Touma.

Duet: WHOO-HOO! *drags Quatre to the line*

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Duo: *walking past the line to the break room*

Someone in line: YEAH! TAKE IT OFF!

More people: TAKE IT OFF! //TAKE IT OFF!//

Duo: *stops and starts unbuttoning his black shirt, then his white one*

People: WAHOOO!!!!! YEAH!!! SUGIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *taking pictures*

Duo: *flips his hair, winks, blows everyone a kiss and walks off*

Trowa: …he's got that down to an art.

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Some girls: *start bitching at Relena about 1x2 because she's sitting next to Heero*

Relena: *gets up, walks over to Dorothy, sits in her lap and starts kissing her*

The girls: o___o

People: *start taking pictures*

((A/N: okay, from now on, just assume people are taking pictures every time something happens… -__- This is an anime convention. People photographed out Tower Of Coffee for God's sake.))

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Duet: *dressed as herself now*

Guy: Suki suki! Lara Croft!

Tori: o__o Don't hurt him, Duet.

Duet: BOKU WA DUET! BOKU! WA! DUET!!!!

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Duo: *points to a black-haired InuYasha cosplayer* What does his sign say?

Tori: "It's That Time Of Month"

Both: *giggle*

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Heero: *driving to the center* Don't worry, I know where I'm going…

Five minutes later…

Heero: Hey, remember that time I said I knew where I was going?

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Duo: Cyanide smells like almonds! ^__^

Heero: …wrong show.

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Duo: *pinches Duet's butt*

Duet: *whirls on him* Stop it!

Duo: o.o *points to his stuffed bunny prop* Kumagoro did it!

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Duo: o__o Heero, trade costumes with me… I donwanna sing. >__<

Heero: Awesome! Wait… Aw crap…

Duo: NO! YOU ACCEPTED! HAHAHAHAHAHA! RYUICHI!

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Duet: O__O *latches onto Quatre in his Touma costume* You are my sex god…

Quatre: Ah ha ha… Mika-san…! … … … Mika *choke* san… >__O Asphyxiation…

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Trowa: *starts playing the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme song on his acoustic*

All: *blank stares*

Trowa: Err… *puts it down, picks up his electric and tries again*

All: *stare*

Trowa: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH FRIENDS!?

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Yoruyuki: *signing people's Gravitation doujinshi as Yuki Eiri*

Heero: *sitting next to him with a huge box of crayons drawing very shiny pictures for people*

Rei: *counting his new money* //Whoever came up with this Yuki book signing was a genius…//

Tori: //Anou, we stole the idea from Otakon. Shhhh…//

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Girl: Hey, why didn't you take your braid from yesterday off?

Duo: I…can't.

Girl: *yanks Duo's braid*

Duo: X__x

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Two Words- DUELING JROCK.

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Half the crowd: NITTLE GRASPER!!!

Other half: BAD LUCK!!!

Random group of people: //GIVE US ASK!!!!! ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//

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Heero: *singing* Imamo todokanu hikari no yukue azayaka ni mau omoi o egaku… michibiku kotoba ga koborete shimiwanu youni utsuru toki o osorenaide!

Nabiki: SOTTO DAKISHIMENTE!

Heero: ZUTTO TSUKAMAETE!

Both: MOTTO KOKORO MADE KOWASU YOUNI!

Some Girl: *throws her bra at them*

Heero: *picks it up and dangles it* (in Ryu-chan's voice) //Anou… There are a pair of boobies on the loose.// *blink blink*

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Group of people: *approach Quatre*

Duet: *stands between them and Touma* HEY! Don't you start acting all buddy-buddy with Touma!

Group of people: *whisper whisper*

Person: *in broken English* You are a good Mika. *takes a step forward*

Duet: *glomps Quatre* No, I'm not kidding. Stay the hell away from him. He's mine.

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Trowa: Fuck… the car won't start. *rests head on steering wheel* Why does God hate me?

Wu Fei: Ha-ha! God: one. Trowa: nothing.

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Sean: Why's Duo dressed as a Playmate?

Dorothy: He's not a Playmate… He's Kumo-

Relena: *covers Dorothy's mouth* He's just very in touch with his feminine side… But don't say anything about it or he'll start to cry.

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Duo: *walks up* Fuck-damnit… I feel like such a queer in these damn pink bondage pants.

Dorothy: …you are a queer, you fag.

Jake: …fag? That's not nice.

Duo: It's not nice if you say it. But us queer folk can use it among ourselves. ^__^

Dorothy: A demonstration… Hey, Relena, ya damn dyke! Get your fine ass over here!

Relena: IN A MINUTE, CAPTAIN LESBO!

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Duo: *on a Masamune power trip* Ha! Take THAT flower! *whiff!* Eat fake steel, mailbox! *whack!* AH-HAHAHAHAHA! Tremble in fear of the one-winged angel of DEATH!

Quatre: He's taking over the world…one front yard at a time.

Kim: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he supposed to be a lot more intimidating?

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Duo: *getting his Masamune peacebonded* Do they really think a couple of twist ties are going to prevent the apocalypse?

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Jess: What are we dressed as again?

Kim: Erotic Chocobos.

Hilde: Wark. *munches on a stick of celery*

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Fans: WAI! CLOUD TO ZACK! CLOUD TO ZACK!

Evan: *looks at Quatre, then holds out hand*

Fans: *hand him some small bills*

Quatre: Evan, you prostitute! *hugs him*

Evan: Hey, we hafta sell these books any way we can, right? *leans down and starts kissing him*

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Duo: *gives Duet a quick peck on the cheek before he runs off to the car*

Fans: O__o *point at Sephiroth then Tifa* … *wander off to find Sephiroth x Tifa doujinshi no doubt*

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Wu Fei: Lookit my gun…

Awkward silence

Heero: …mine's bigger.

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Quatre: *walking though the crowd across the room*

Trowa: *watching* All you hafta do is look for the bobbing Buster Sword.

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Duo: *posing in the 'Death of Aeris' scene with Relena and Quatre for pictures* IIIIIII'm gonna staaaaaaab heeeeeeer… Act out 1x2 fangirl faaaaantasiiiiieeeees.

Relena: I'll act out mine and break both your legs.

Quatre: …wark.

Duo: IIIII'm gonna staaaaaab heeeeeeeer…

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Relena: Mmm… Yuri for fun and profit… *starts molesting Duet*

Duet: *blushing like crazy* LenaLenaLenaLena… O__O RE-HOOK THAT!

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Rei: //Don't you feel bad whoring out your friends like this?//

Tori: //No… They seem to be enjoying themselves. It's just like at home, only they're getting paid and hugged by strangers.//

Rei: //Well, I have no complaints…// *counts his money*

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Gaijin Guy: You guys speak fluent English?

Duo: *looks at Heero* Um, last time I checked…

Heero: *arches eyebrow* Wakarimasen.. *walks away*

Duo: Aw, Heero! HEERO! Don't fucking do this to me…!

Heero: Gomen!!! *waves him off*

Gaijin: *tugs at Duo's sprayed-white hair* Weird…What's your name?

Duo: Duo… and don't pull that. That took me an hour and a half with a flat iron this morning.

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Gaijin Guy (a.k.a. Duo's new best friend): *stalk stalk*

Duo: …are you following me?

Gaijin: No. It's just a coincidence.

Duo: … *keeps walking* … … … *walks into the backstage area*

Gaijin: *stalk stalk*

Duo: *narrows eyes* Coincidence?

Gaijin: *nod nod*

Duo: DO I LOOK LIKE SOME UGLY BLUE-HAIRED HIGH SCHOOL GIRL TO YOU!?

Stagehands: *stare*

Gaijin: Yay! You guessed who I was cosplaying as! *skips back to the TKD table*

Duo: >__< I hate that show and I hate that gaijin and I hate this country and I wanna go home…

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Wu Fei:*speed-talking and doing weird voices* On the next episode of DragonballZ, Freeza and Cell join forces to put a stop to Goku and his Z-squad… Well hey guys! How's it goin'? Let's have a barbeque! Hahaha! Nothing bad's gonna happen today! Well you're right, nothing bad's gonna happen today! Right, Krillin? Well, yeah, cuz I'm cool. Hahaha… Hey, bro. Hahaha. HAHAHA! Hahahahahahaha… BCUEQUWAHHHHHHH! What's going on!? Bochuaaaa! There are some…stupid little humans wandering around. Hahaha… They are very weak! I will destroy them with my… … …powerful hands! HAHAHAHAHAHA! And my super powerful attacks! Oh no! What's that!? Oh no! It's this…guy and he's gonna kill us all, Ahahaha… Bquahquahquahquah! Aaaaaaaaaaahhh! Dehdehdeh! We need help! Dehdehdeh! Hey, what's going on over here? Cha, AH! They're blowing up a city! We need to go to some place that's completely desolate and that would…never be in the real life at all and it's huge and it's…a bajillion miles wide and it's…nowhere to be found on Earth but it's right over there. BWAH! BWAH! BWAH! BWAH! Oh no! We need to follow them! BWAH! Dedendendenden-dundundenden! Tch-tchtchtchtchtch! Ah, we have fought. Now we will show you who is the most powerful. Oh yeah? We're the most powerful because we are very strong. Oh yeah? Well, we are very strong, too. Ahahaha… Isn't that right, Freeza? Yeah, we're very strong. Haaa! We're very strong. Haaa! Yeah, you can't defeat us because we're strong and because we're strong and our power levels are above one million. Oh yeah? Well, our power levels are above TWO million! And we have the power to go SUPER Saiyan! YE-AHH! Bwhaaa! Oh my God, a super-saiyan! What are you talking about? Super-saiyans are foolish! Yeah, he's super-saiyan but I can't do anything because I'm just a lousy human. Hahaaa… Who's balding. Hahaaaaaa… Hey you guys! Krillin, wait! BWAH! Well it looks like it's just you and… you and me! Hahahaha! Yeah, that's right! Errrh, Goku you are very weak. I will defeat you now! Hahaha! Ruuuh! Pch-uah! Uah! Pch-cha! Pch-uah! Hur Hur.. You are very strong. Hur… So are you. Yes are we are almost, ah, equal in power. I must do something drastic! NEAHHH! BUAH! Oh my God! What happened!? Wah! Buch! Buah! Buch! Oh my God! Bwahaaaahhhh…. Haha! I have defeated you! Now, Freeza, you are mine. Oh no, I must retreat! BUAH! I'll let him go because I'm such a good guy… Hahaha! Hey, Goku, how's it going? Wanna barbeque? Haha, ok! Do do doo doo doo. The end. ^__^

All: *staring*

Trowa: I'll take this… *takes the coffee can out of Wu Fei's hands*

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Dorothy: At what specific point of the convention do people completely compromise their sanity?

Heero: The part where we walk in the door on the first day.

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Tori: Wu Fei wins the weird award for this convention.

Heero: Damnit, I wish I had that on tape… That would have been worth millions on Funniest Home Videos.

Wu Fei: *still sleeping off his caffeine low*

Duo: Damn white gunk won't come outta my hair… >__O *brush brush*