Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ The Original RNDM- Curiously Strong ( Chapter 28 )

Tori: Almost there…. Almost there.

Duo: *has locked himself in the closet with a blanket and a bag of celery sticks*

Trowa: You have to come out of there eventually, Duo…

Duo: NO! With my celery and my blanket… I'll live FOREVER!

Trowa: You mean MY blanket…

Duo: Let's not get technical, now.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Quatre: Duo, should I get my tongue pierced?

Duo: *stares at Quatre*

Quatre: Duo?

Duo: *blinks and shakes his head* What did you just ask me?

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Quatre: Heero.. I'd really like some honest input on this.

Heero: I was pretty honest with the initial "HELL NO!".

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Tori: Wanna see me make them play a song on the radio?

Heero: Why…You know someone there?

Tori: o.o No… Gimme a really crappy random song.

Heero: Ah… Aya Matsuura "Love Mail"

Tori: *calls radio station* //Hi! I need your help… You see, I need this song for class tomorrow, but my computer isn't working and all the stores are closed. I was wondering…do you think you could play it for me so I could tape it off the radio?//

DJ: //Sure! What song?//

Tori: //Aya Matsuura "Love Mail"//

DJ: Um… *pauses* Oooookay… I'll…see what I can do. What's your name? Where ya from?//

Tori: //Tori Ichimura. I'm visiting from Sendai.//

DJ: //Alrighty then, Miss Ichimura! Have a wonderful evening!// *click*

Heero: O__o You manipulative bitch…

Tori: Lies will get you everywhere, my dear…

Heero: Lies are so wrong… *shakes head*

Half an hour later…

Duo: Hey, Tor! I think they just said your name on the radio!

Radio: Doki doki wa mazetto mara…!

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Wu Fei: *picks up empty pocky box* …who ate my pocky?

Trowa: Ha! You've been X-ed!

Wu Fei: 0.o …the fuck?

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Heero: Alright, let's try the EA remix…

Trowa: *starts playing*

Heero: *singing* Earth Angel, earth angel, will you be mine? My darling dear, love you all the time. I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you…

Duo: *accidentally kicks the distortion pedal*

Speakers: SCREEEEE!!!

Trowa & Heero: X__x

Duo: Oops… Sorry, guys

Heero: x__x *rubbing his ears* We've been X-ed…

~*~*~*~

Trowa: Duo, what happened to your laptop?

Duo: Quatre happened to it.

Trowa: But I NEED to e-mail someone IMPORTANT.

Duo: *munching celery* Don't worry. Sarah said she's used to you being a worthless jackass.

Trowa: *holds head in hands* I am a useless jackass.

Duo: Then the day is mine! *walks away*

~*~*~*~

Duo: *reading A Promise doujinshi* Wow, Trowa… Date-rape Duet much?

Trowa: I've been known to…

Duet: o.o

Trowa: Er… Yeah, so how 'bout them Tigers?

~*~*~*~

Kim: Did Duo and Duet get in a fight?

Heero: I don't think so… Why?

Kim: I don't think they're speaking to each other. Plus Dorothy and Relena just dragged Duet off and I think she went almost willingly.

Heero: HA! Monogamy! *covers mouth, turns away, and laughs to himself*

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Duet: So Kim… Beyond our drunken parties and spin the bottle games, have you ever really kissed a girl?

Kim: Nope.

Duet: …you wanna try? I'm not the type to go around telling.

Kim: No. …ah. Wait. *thinking* It's not that I'm worried about you telling.

Duet: Yes, yes. You're afraid you'll like it. You know us well enough to know Wu Fei won't mind… C'mon.

Two and a half hours later…

Duet: *putting her bra back on* Never really kissed a girl, huh?

Kim: *sitting in the futon, grinning* It's not that hard to figure out. I just did whatever made you squirm.

Duet: *turns around, rubs her forehead and sighs* I was pinned by a n00b…I am the ultimate uke…

Kim: *lays back again* Ah… I'm so bisexual now!

~*~*~*~

Duo: So… Evan.

Evan: QUATRE!

Duo: What!? I didn't even do anything yet!

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Duet: *sees Duo getting in the elevator down the hall, runs towards him, licks her hand, bitch-slaps him, then runs away as the doors close*

Duo: *hits 'door open', licks both his hands, and starts chasing her*

Duet: AH! *makes a break for the stairs*

Trowa: *steps back and lets them run past* This is why I hate staying at hotels… There's just too much trouble for them-

Wu Fei: *licks his hand and slaps Trowa*

Trowa: You did NOT just do that.

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Duet: *runs into the lobby, grabs Heero by the back of the shirt, squeezes between two snack machines and holds him in front of the crack*

Duo: *runs over* Heero, where is she?

Heero: She went into the elevator.

Duo: Thanks. *lick-slaps Heero, then runs off*

Heero: *wipes his face on his sleeve* That game is so disgusting.

Duet: *wriggles out and stares at Heero* … … … *lick-slaps him, then bolts*

Heero: Ah, now I have both your cooties!

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Duet: *kills a bug with her electric flyswatter of death and destruction* … *contemplates flyswatter* … *holds both buttons down and shocks herself* AHHH!

Evan: You really need help, honey…

Duet: *narrows eyes* … *shocks Evan*

Evan: AHHH! GIVE ME THAT!

Duet: o.o *hands him the flyswatter*

Evan: Oops… *studies it, then presses the two buttons* … … Where's Heero?

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Wu Fei: *stumbling around drunk way back in my mom's field, plops down in front of Drunk Heero and Sober Evan, Dorothy and Kim* Who is that? Oh, wait. That's Evan... And Kim and Dorothy.

Heero: *just sort of lying there*

Wu Fei: *looks down at the beer can in front of Heero and grabs it* Yo, son! Why are you trying to steal my fucking beer!? Why would you do that to a man?

~*~*~*~

Duet: You're still sober, right?

Sean: Aye. There's not enough here to get me drunk.

Duet: Them's fightin' words.

Sean: You wanna fight?

Duet & Sean: *start out play-fencing, then start wrestling*

Sean: *stops and looks down at Duet latched onto his leg* Alright… I give up.

~*~*~*~

Quatre: Sober test… *shoves Duet*

Duet: *falls over giggling*

Quatre: Yup, you're definitely not sober.

~*~*~*~

Trowa: Hehe… Remember that time we were drinking under the bleachers?

Wu Fei: YEAH! And you said Erin broke up with me-

Trowa: And you were like 'I know!' and then I was like, 'Ah, that sucks.'

Wu Fei: Yeah! Yeah! Then what'd I say?

Trowa: You said 'I know'. *laughs*

Wu Fei: Ah, I remember! *holds up his hand for a high five* Up top! Up top!

~*~*~*~

Trowa: *on his cell phone with someone* Yeah. I'm at Tori's mom's house. Okay. Alright, I've got my car. I'll be over there soon.

Evan: No way, man. You're not driving.

Trowa: I know… I know…

Evan: Gimme your keys.

Trowa: No…

Quatre: Okay. Hey, Trowa. Can I see your keys for one minute?

Trowa: Alright. *holds out his beer can*

Quatre: No, your keys.

Trowa: *sticks his other hand in his pocket, pulls out his cell phone again and offers it to Quatre*

Quatre: No, your KEYS.

Trowa: Oh, I think I left them in my car.

Quatre: *holds his face in his hands and shakes his head* You're gonna die, Trowa…

~*~*~*~

Relena: It's kind of funny seeing them so drunk…

Duo: You're totally sober, aren't you?

Relena: Yeah. Are you sober?

Duo: Ya know! Shut up, Dorothy! No one asked you! *walks away*

~*~*~*~

Duet: *curled up in the grass a little ways off, giggling and half-asleep*

Heero: *lays down next to her* Aren't you cold? *puts his arms around her*

Duet: *rolls over and puts her head on his chest* You're so comfy… *starts nuzzling his neck*

Both: *start making out and groping each other*

Wu Fei: *trips over them, then stands up again* WHO WAS THAT!? *weird kung-fu hand motions* Boi…. I will MESS you up!

Heero: *grabs Wu Fei's ankle and pulls so he falls down again*

Wu Fei: *laying in the grass* I'VE BEEN HIT! *curls up and starts whimpering*

~*~*~*~

Duo: So are you, like, one of those Asian girls that only kisses white boys?

Tori: No… maybe.

Duo: I'm a white boy.

Tori: White boys are-

Duo: Stupid white boys are awesome. *leans down and kisses Tori*

Evan: But… *looks over at Duet and Heero a little ways off from everyone else*

Dorothy: Don't think too hard on it. Everyone's just using everyone else at this point.

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Tori: Ah… Good times camping in mom's back yard.

Quatre: If by camping you mean passing out drunk and then dragging your hung-over butts back to the house a little after sunrise.

Tori: Of course… What did you think I meant?

Evan: You guys are the finniest drunks. I mean, I've seen you all drink before, but THAT… That was an incredible display of self-abuse.

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THEY'RE MARRIED! W00T!