Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Maximum Strength RNDM ( Chapter 29 )

Tori: You're working on your winter Komiket costumes already!?

Heero: Actually, right now I'm working on yours. *sketching lines on a piece of blue fabric*

Tori: …do I have any say in this?

Heero: *puts the pen in his mouth and picks up a pair of scissors* Nope.

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Duet: *listening to Duo and nibbling the little prickles off her water yo-yo* o.o *cough-gag-choke* ACK! x.x

Duo: What happened?

Duet: T__T *holds up water yo-yo with water leaking out of the side*

The next day…

Duo: *gives Duet a new one*

Duet: ^__^ *squish-squish-poke-prod-bounce-bounce-swing*

Duo: ^__^ Happy?

Duet: *hugs him* Yup!

Later…

Duet: *swings it really fast and it completely explodes* O.O They sure don't make these like they used to…

Duo: -___-* *goes out and buys her a Koosh™ ball*

Duet: ^__^ *stretch-swing-bounce-shake-shake-swing-SNAP* AHHH! *drops it and licks the side of her hand*

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Duo & Duet: *standing in the hotel lobby with the rest of the guys and Tori's family*

Duo: So, uh, we're…leaving now.

Heero: *standing with crossed arms* Uh-huh.

Duet: Thanks so much, everybody. ^__^

Trowa: *also with crossed arms* No problem.

Both: *turn to walk out the doors to the waiting taxi*

Duet: *turns around* We won't see you for a while…

Heero: Mm-hmm…

Duet: We'll call you every day.

Wu Fei: Okay.

Duo: Yeah, and we'll send you some post cards.

Quatre: *nods*

Both: *start walking again*

Duo: *stops again* Call us if you need us. We'll be there as soon as we can.

Trowa: Okay, Duo.

Duet: Yeah…

Both: *stand there, looking sort of dejected*

Awkward silence…

Quatre: We'll miss you.

Duet: *runs over and hugs Quatre* WE'LL MISS YOU, TOO!

Wu Fei: For God's sake, woman! It's not even two weeks!

Duo: *walks over and hugs Heero*

Heero: *pats him on the back* … … … … … Okay, Duo. You can let go.

Trowa: Your cab is waiting.

Duo & Duet: *tackle everyone again and say goodbye for the millionth time, then finally leave*

Heero: Um, I gotta go… get a drink. *covers his face and walks off*

Quatre: *covers his mouth* They're all grown up and leaving the nest… *follows Heero*

Jess: Tori… Why's everyone getting so worked up?

Tori: Those six… haven't been separate for more than two days in nine years.

Yoruyuki: Honestly, after nine years, I think I'd give my hand for a week away from Duo.

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Quatre: …the plane is so empty without those two…

Evan: *squished between Quatre and some large woman* Boi…

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Heero: *getting molested by airport security* …Duo would've enjoyed this… *sighs*

Tori: *to security guy groping around his legs* o.o Can I help you?

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Trowa: Duo-

Jess: I swear to God, if any of you say another thing about missing them, I'll call 'em and tell 'em to come home.

Trowa: *looks at Jess* …forgot to bring his laptop.

Jess: Oh.

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Quatre: *sprawled out on the couch, almost asleep*

Heero: *lies on top of him* Hey, Quatre?

Quatre: What!?

Heero: CanTrowaAndIGoPlayWithTheCamero?

Quatre: *covers his eyes with his arm* I don't care… Just leave me alone.

Heero: *grabs Quatre's keys off the coffee table and runs off before Quatre can fully come to his senses*

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Kim: My ghetto calculator died last night…

Wu Fei: Your ghetto calculator?

Kim: Yeah, the one where are the numbers are worn off and you can't tell whether you're adding or dividing. Just when I was about to install the hydraulics, too.

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Trowa & Heero: *walk in the garage door covered in black grease*

Quatre: What the hell happened to you?

Trowa: We were playing Monster Garage.

Quatre: …with whose car?

Both: Um… *look at each other*

Trowa: Yo, you said you asked him.

Heero: I did!

Quatre: Right. I'll just pretend this never happened and you two can go out there and undo whatever the hell you just did to my car.

Heero: …undo?

Quatre: HEERO!

Heero: Right! Undo!

Both: *hurry back to the garage*

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Evan: *walks up* It says on the news there's a category five hurricane headed our way.

Tori: Category four.

Trowa: No, it's a tropical storm now.

Wu Fei: Or a terrorist attack.

Heero: Slash crop duster.

All: *go back to playing Mario Party*

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Duo: *walks in the front door* WE'RE HO~OME!

Quatre: ((a.k.a. the only one awake)) Oh… Hey guys.

Duo & Duet: …

Duet: Where's the party? The parade? Where are the elephants!?

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Duo: *talking to his ladies* What the… Tori's here? Isn't she supposed to be in her own damn country… in school or something? *goes upstairs and opens the door to Heero's room*

Tori: *sitting at the computer* Kaku kaku kaku… ^__^

Duo: Why are you here!?

Tori: AHHHHHH! O__O

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Heero: *reading Duet's pregnancy test* Oh…geeze. It says you are… You're pregnant.

Duet: o.o

Quatre: *grabs her by the wrist, throws her in the car and drives off to get more tests*

Duo: *stuttering* But…But she only mentioned it in passing and it's not like she sat me down and told me and how was I supposed to know what 'I'm late' means when it's just totally out of context and oh my God she's gonna kill me and Quatre's gonna break my arm again and, and…and… *locks himself in his room*

Trowa: G'morning… What's going on?

Heero: *holds up test* Little Maxwells.

Trowa: ///_o Sweet unsanctified Jesus…

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Wu Fei: *reading the new tests* Wait a minute…Heero, you dyslexic fag. Duet's not pregnant!

Duet: *punches Heero in the stomach* That's for the stress!

Heero: *holds up original test* But… I thought blue meant it was a boy.

Duo: HA! I'M NOT A DAD!!!!!!!!!! ^____________^ *hugs Duet*

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Tori: *sigh* I donwanna go back to Japan…

Heero: So stay. We don't go back to college until the next marking period.

Tori: I dunno… I have lots of work to do… And I'll have to go back to school eventually too…

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LEAVE!

Tori: …I'll stay.