Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ An American Wedding In Kyoto ( Chapter 30 )

Tori: ^__^ Western ceremonies are absolutely beautiful… Duet was a gorgeous bride. Duo was a handsome groom. The whole thing went entirely smoothly, despite the fact that THERE WERE NO REHEARSALS WITH THE BRIDE AND GROOM! *crosses arms and curses out the planning committee*

Heero: That would've spoiled the surprise though…

Tori: Shut up. You weren't in the bridal party. All you had to do was keep Duo in one spot until they were finished.

Heero: …

Tori: Oh… My mistake. *pats Heero on the shoulder* A job well done, kid.

Heero: …kid? *pushes Tori's chair over*

Tori: *falling* Oh fuck… *CRASH*

((A/N: We'll just refer to the people who play Milliardo, Noin, Une, Treize ect. by their character names.))

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal">Evan: *bursts into the kitchen* It's already nine-thirty! We're SO late! QUATRE!?!?!?

Quatre: … *sitting in khakis and a sweat shirt listening to his headphones, looks up from his cereal and just stares at Evan*

Evan: Wedding. Nine o'clock. Hellooooo!

Quatre: *slides his headphones off* …it's at nine o'clock at night.

Evan: o.O Really?

Quatre: Really. *puts his headphones back on*

~*~*~*~

Duo: *locked in the sacristy of the church so he wouldn't see the wedding set-up until it was time for the ceremony, just chatting on the internet*

Heero: *walks in* Duo…

Duo: Ne, Heero?

Heero: Are you… eating a whole thing of Jesus crackers?

Duo: *looks down at the bucket of Communion wafers he'd been munching on* They're not blessed… *munch munch* Christ Chex. Breakfast of champions…

Heero: Why the hell are you eating those?

Duo: BECAUSE I AM OUT OF CELERY! *hugs Heero and starts crying*

Heero: >__O That was unexpected.

~*~*~*~

Jess: How's Duo?

Trowa: He's already eaten three bags of celery.

Jess: …celery… *shakes head* Duet?

Trowa: She's shredded everything she can get her hands on.

Jess: Heero, Quatre, and Wu Fei?

Trowa: …well, I haven't heard any guns discharged, but that could mean anything.

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Quatre: Duet.

Duet: Hm.

Quatre: Duet.

Duet: Hm.

Quatre: Duet! Get that out of your mouth NOW!

Duet: o.o *takes the water yo-yo ball out of her mouth and places it in Quatre's outstretched hand*

Quatre: We DON'T eat these! *shakes it at her* What is…Oh…geeze. *looks at it closer* Did you chew all the little spikes off? Please tell me you didn't swallow them…

Duet: o.o

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Trowa: *watching out the window as Heero chases Duo around trying to get him in the car* … *crosses arms and turns around to face Duet* I give you so much credit for loving him.

Duet: Loving him isn't the hard part… -___-

~*~*~*~

Duet: *all dressed*

Everyone: *gushing about how pretty she looks*

Duet: Really? I wanna go show Duo! ^__^

Kim: You don't get to see him until tonight at the ceremony.

Duet: *face drops* This day sucks… *walks out of the building and onto the sidewalk*

People: O.o *stare*

Duet: o.o Wedding dress. *waves at them* WEDDING PEACH COSPLAY! ^__^ *runs back inside* I could only get away with that in Japan. -__-

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Duo: *lying casually on the steps of the altar, arms crossed behind his head, one leg resting on the other*

Maryknoll Priest: What are you doing?

Duo: *opens one eye* Praying.

Priest: *laughs* That's not how I learned to do it, but at least someone's praying here. *sits down on the steps near his head*

Duo: Is this where I make some totally irrelevant statement about my current affairs and wind up having a deep, meaningful conversation with you, thus reinstating my faith in the Catholic religion?

Priest: If that's what you'd like.

Heero: Duo? Okay, sorry. Just wondering where you were. *waves and walks off*

Priest: Who was that?

Duo: …my ex-boyfriend. Sinful, isn't it?

Priest: I don't believe so.

Duo: You're the coolest priest ever.

~*~*~*~

Trowa: Hey…Noin. *hugs her* …Where's blondie?

Noin: *looks around* He disappeared… Probably flirting with the bride.

Relena: *from the parking lot* OH MY GOD! SEX, WHERE'S YOUR HAIR!?

~*~*~*~

Milliardo: Hey, Heero. Long time, no see.

Heero: Ne? *looks up and just stares* O.o Merquise?

Milliardo: Yuy?

Heero: What happened to your hair?

Milliardo: I…cut it.

Heero: *blank stare* You look like Malik Ishtar.

~*~*~*~

Duet: Hey, Marie! *bends down and hugs Marimeia*

Marie: Congratulations! *hugs Duet back, then pulls away* Are you getting married in that?

Duet: *wearing a Dir En Grey t-shirt and a pair of Heero's sweatpants, now sitting on the floor* o.o No… I have a dress.

Marie: Oh. Well, Duo loves you. He won't mind either way.

Duet: *wipes at her eyes*

Dorothy: Aw, crap, she's crying again.

((A/N: Duet crying was one of our biggest problems. The lady had to keep fixing her eye makeup because Duet kept rubbing her eyes. ^__^*))

~*~*~*~

Wu Fei: *walks up behind Treize and grabs his ass*

Treize: That better not be who I think it is…

~*~*~*~

Trowa: *sticks his head in the door* Are you almost ready, Duet?

Duet, Relena, Dorothy & Tori: *dancing around in their bras and underwear singing "Kiss Me Deadly"*

Trowa: …the fuck is wrong with you people…?

~*~*~*~

Milliardo: *walks past the room where the bridal party is*

Us Inside: *open the door a crack* HE~EY SEXY! WHOO HOO! TAKE IT OFF! YOU GO, BOY! *shut the door*

Milliardo: o.O* What the hell was that?

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Duo: *sitting in the hallway next to the door that's open just a bit* You ready, Duet?

Duet: *sitting on the other side of the wall* Yeah… Are you?

Duo: I am if you are.

Duet: *puts her hand around the doorframe and holds his*

Duo: Are you sure we can't see each other before the ceremony? *squeezes her hand*

Duet: We kiss with our eyes shut anyway.

((A/N: Not funny, I know, but extremely cute… ^__^))

~*~*~*~

Heero: *talking into a walkie-talkie* Quatre, we've got Duo ready. Over.

Person on the other end: *in Japanese* What the fuck -KSSSHHHHH- frequency you asshole -KSSSHHHHHH- highway!

Heero: … *shuts off the walkie-talkie, picks up his cell phone, and calls Quatre* You win.

Quatre & Tori: *on the other end* Muahahahahaha….

~*~*~*~

Relena: Wow… it really does look nice with the full moon.

Duet: *walks straight into Mrs. Kurokawa*

Kurokawa: Would you take those damn sunglasses off?

Duet: Give me Motrin and I will.

Tori: Stop bartering with my boss for drugs.

~*~*~*~

At The Reception

~*~*~*~

Relena: *standing in front of the reception center* Where are those two? It's been half an hour.

Trowa: *checks his watch* Their limo was right behind us…

Limo: *pulls up and Duo and Duet get out*

Duet: *completely flushed*

Duo: *grinning and holding her hand*

Relena: *shakes her head* You two better tip that driver damn good.

Trowa: *beckons Duet over and zips up the back of her dress the rest of the way*

~*~*~*~

Heero: *at the end of his speech* And since Duet's a married woman now… I guess I should return the key to her room… *fishes in his pocket, pulls out a key, and puts it on the table in front of Duet*

Trowa & Wu Fei: *stand up, lean over, and put their keys down*

Relena, Dorothy, Milliardo, and Tori: *walk up and put a key down each*

More people in the room: *start getting up, walking over, and putting keys down*

Duo & Duet: o.o*

~*~*~*~

All: *watching the video compilation*

Duet: …we had childhoods?

Duo: *arches an eyebrow* That's what they want us to believe…

Duet: Hey! Nekkid Heero!

Duo: Did we ever wear clothes when we were little?

Duet: *points* I think Trowa's wearing socks.

~*~*~*~

Duet: *winks at Duo and throws the bouquet*

Tori: *gets hit in the face with it* Damn you, bitch…

~*~*~*~

Duo: *throws the garter, but misses his target*

Trowa: *rolls his eyes, catches it, and hands it to Heero*

Heero: *waves it at him* What!? My girlfriend's not good enough for you?

Both: *start laughing*

~*~*~*~

Tori: …so what was the purpose of that little flower and garter thing?

Duet: The ones who catch the things are supposed to get married next. ^__^

Tori: *level stare* What is going through your empty little head?

Duet: *taps Tori on the nose* Contradicted yourself. *walks away*

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Tori: Pretty pretty pretty… ^__^

Trowa: Just think.. You turned all this down three times.

Tori: … *thwacks Trowa's nipple with two fingers*

Trowa: AHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

Tori: …porn thwack.