Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Salesman ❯ One-Shot

Salesman

By: Aria Lerendeair

Rating: Definitely NC-17 *evil smirk* Hehe

Author note: PWP+AU all the way through. Just another of my many excuses that will allow the G-boys a chance to fuck and have a good time.

Disclaimer: I don't own the g-boys, if I did, they'd screw each other silly every time they saw each other on screen. But that's what fanfics like this are for!!! Don't sue me, all you'll get is my lipgloss, and I need that for my chapped lips.

AN2: I have no idea who owns the song used in the beginning, but my friends were singing it and for some reason it inspired this fic. Don't ask me why. POV changes every paragraph but it is easy to follow.

Pairings: 1x2 and some definite OOC on Heero. On the other hand if he was like that I think it would please all the screaming fangirls out there. *smirk* Including me. *wider smirk* Especially me. Okay on with the story!!

Duo leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling fan twirling lightly. He heard his CD player switch tracks and started humming the refrain of the song.

"You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel."

"I really hate being the only gay guy this side of town. It's so boring. Maybe I'll go over to the club on 34th tonight."

"Excuse me."

Duo took his feet off his desk and stared at the eye candy standing in his office doorway. "Um, yes can I help you?"

"My name is Heero Yuy. I want a 2004 black corvette perfect condition. Do you have it?"

"You're looking for a nightshade? Damn, I'd kill to have that kind of cash. That's my favorite car too. Come on, I'll show you where I keep her."

"You refer to your cars as male or female?"

"Of course! But the nightshade is my baby. I'm gonna miss her." Duo fell behind on purpose and took a nice long look at his customer's ass. "So are you new to the neighborhood? Visiting family?"

"I own a cabin up the mountain a bit."

"So why get a corvette? Wouldn't a jeep work better on that terrain?"

"I like sleek fast cars. Same way I like the guys I fuck."

Duo could have sworn that he had heard him wrong. "Excuse me Mr......?"

"Heero Yuy."

"Sorry. It sounded foreign so I didn't catch it the first time. My name's Duo Maxwell and I'm known as the braided baka around here."

Heero cocked his head. "Why? Are you always idiotic?"

Duo blinked. "You know the meaning of baka? Wow, you're the first person who has!"

"I speak Japanese."

"Really? Say something else!"

"Omae o korosu."

Duo chuckled nervously. "That sounded menacing. Do I want to know what it means?"

"I will kill you."

Duo stared in shock. "WHAT?"

"Omae o korosu means I will kill you."

Duo sighed with relief. "Whew. You scared me for a second there buddy. Oh. Shit." Duo glared at the keys on the ground in vexation for a moment before bending over to pick them up.. He turned and looked at Mr. Yuy and noticed that his eyes had changed color and they were much darker than before. "You all right Mr. Yuy?"

"Hn. Just take me to the car."

Duo saluted the man. "Right away sir!" He led Mr. Yuy to the sleek car and stretched, wishing he could take his jacket off since it was a scorching day.

"You may take your jacket off. It is a hot day out."

Duo smiled. "Hey, thanks man! Today has been absolutely sweltering!" Duo pulled the offensive item off and swung it over his shoulder. He didn't notice the intense cobalt eyes following the swinging motion of his braid. Duo approached his baby and clicked the button to unlock the car. He opened the door and leaned over the parking brake to pull off the seat covers. He pulled himself out of the car and came face-to-face with his customer. His eyes were blazing blue and Duo felt the plastic fall from his hands. "Um, yeah. Here the car's ready to ride now."

Heero smirked. "I'd rather you ride me."

Duo blushed a bright red and looked away. "E..excuse me Mr. Yuy I don't think that's appropriate."

Heero scoffed. "Like I would care. Call me Heero. Can I fuck you in the back of this car?"

"HEERO!" Duo backed up against the car as Heero advanced. He felt himself get hard against his better judgment when Heero's hard body came fully against his own. "Heero, stop."

"You don't want me to stop."

Duo couldn't deny it. He wanted Heero to touch him, fuck him, do anything! He felt insistent lips crush his own and Duo moaned into the hot mouth. A tongue pillaged his mouth and waves of heat crashed through him. he felt strong arms around him, picking him up and then he was placed on the soft leather of the backseat. Then that hot mouth was back on his, demanding more than he had to give. He began to return the kiss and it increased in intensity. He felt warm air hit his legs and throbbing cock and Duo realized that he had lost his pants as well as boxers. Then a warm mouth closed over his burning erection and Duo was swarmed with ecstasy. Duo felt the loss of the mouth when Heero pulled back and cried out.

"Like that do you? I'll have to have you return the favor sometime."

Duo groaned. Part of him was thrilled there would be a next time, but a certain part of his anatomy was more concerned with the present. Words wouldn't appear so he had to rely on the groans that were coming from him as positive answers.

"Good. I've wanted to do this to you since I saw you."

He shot up when Heero's mouth and throat engulfed him entirely. The tension was pooling in his balls and Duo knew he was about to come. Then the wondrous heat and pressure pulled back. He was left dangling on the edge and gave a somewhat muted cry of outrage.

Don't worry. I just want to be inside you when you come."

Duo whimpered then pointed to the glove compartment. He watched as Heero reached over his, showing off a tanned and muscled chest and opened the small drawer.

"You keep astroglide in the glove compartment?"

"They usually don't find it until later. It is good for greasing gears though. Now, are you gonna use it or just stare at it?" Duo watched Heero coat his fingers in gel and smiled. "You know where to put those right?" He was immediately rewarded with two fingers in his passage moving and stretching him. He groaned as the slight discomfiture passed and fire raced through him.

"That feels good doesn't it? How would you like my big, thick cock inside you instead?"

Duo let loose something between a scream and a moan when Heero's long fingers found his prostate. He wrapped his legs around Heero's waist to urge him on. He felt Heero remove both fingers from inside him and something bigger and hotter press at his entrance.

"Is this what you want?"

"Yes! Gods yes!"

"All right."

Duo felt Heero shove inside him with one swift motion and couldn't repress a scream of pleasure.

"Good. It gets better."

Duo's head was whirling. It got better? Heero wiggled then pulled almost all of the way out and saved back in. He was lost in a world of pleasure as Heero continued thrusting in and out, gaining speed. Then his leg was pulled up over Heero's shoulder and he was plunging in even deeper then before. With one particularly deep thrust he hit Duo's prostate head on and Duo screamed. Heero hit it again and again and then Duo felt a hot hand grasp his arousal and start pumping. He couldn't hold it back any longer. Duo fell over the precipe as he released himself onto Heero's hand and his stomach. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HEERO!!!!!!" In the afterglow Duo felt Heero release into him then fall on top on him. Then they were kissing again when Heero climbed off of him and got out of the car entirely.

"Keys?"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Give me the keys so I can drive you back to my place and fuck you for the next week straight."

"Heero?"

"Hn."

"What happens if you get caught driving naked?"

"I fuck the policeman then take his keys and drive you off."

"Sounds like a plan. Keys are in the left pocket of my pants."

"Hn. Nimnu Ryoukai(1)."

Owari

(1) Mission accepted.