Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Women Aren't So Weak, Wufei! ❯ Chapter 2
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Maxine 
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.23.2002 | Updated On: 07.21.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 702 | Visits: 368 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.23.2002 | Updated On: 07.21.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 702 | Visits: 368 | Status: Completed
Chapter 2: Women Aren't So Weak Wufei!
*warning* this story is definitely going to contain some mature themes, thus the rating. They are not so much about sex or anything...well, they are about the female sex...and some, uh, things we have to deal with *cough*time of the month*cough*, but it should be interesting, hopefully funny, eventually. It's my first fic, so be nice! Puh-leeeez!!
*disclaimer* I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters or anything, got that?! I own nothing related to them! ...though I wish I did :(
The girls were all enjoying watching the guys sweat as they read on and on. Their faces were quickly changing from bored to semi-interested before they quickly took a detour towards disgusted. They were obviously reading the part about menstruation. As they neared the end of the puberty section, which was all they were supposed to read tonight, they slammed their books shut. Heero and Trowa looked the least affected since they had their masks of indifference on, but you could still tell they looked bothered.
"That's nasty" said Duo.
"Didn't you know about any of that?" asked Hilde, slightly amused.
"I grew up in a church, and I was young at the time, then the war came, I never had time to learn much about the opposite sex." Grumbled Duo.
"If that's what you onnas thought would make me see you not so weak, you were wrong." Said Wufei. "It just makes me think you are more weak not to be able to deal with it." That was it, the girls were really pissed off now. But before they could do anything about it, there was a flash of light and a bunch of purple smoke. When it cleared, Heero and Trowa had their guns pointed at a strange looking woman in a big cloak. Duo had is gun out also, but he had pointed it randomly at something, and that something happened to be Dorothy's head.
"What the hell are you doing?!" shouted Dorothy as she knocked his gun away. Duo put one hand on the back of his head (think Goku) and backed away sheepishly.
"Uh... sorry Blondie, didn't mean to."
"Who are you calling Blondie, you braided baka!!"
The cloaked figure sweat dropped before coughing a little. This caused everyone to turn towards her. She was glaring at Wufei.
"Who the hell are you?" shouted Wufei.
"I am the Goddess of-"
"DEATH!" shouted Duo. She glared at him. He backed away and decided to keep quiet for awhile.
"ahem, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," Duo backed farther away, "I am the Goddess of Women-" she was cut off again.
"Goddess of Women?! Are you proud of that?" asked Wufei. "No wonder they're so weak." She turned back to him.
"You young man, are the reason that I am here! I am sick and tired of how you are always putting down women. Truthfully, I'm just fed up with you. But after tonight, I thought maybe you would have a little more respect for women. Obviously I was wrong. I am going to show you first hand what women have to go through. Maybe then you won't think we are too weak." Wufei snorted at that. "Actually, I think I will make all you pilots pay for this, though Wufei was the worst. That way you will know not to piss a woman off. I think two weeks should be enough time." And with those last words, the Goddess of Women left in another cloud of smoke, leaving behind ten very confused girls and...more girls?!
"AHHHHHH!!!! She turned us into women!!!!!!" Shouted Duo as he started grabbing on his braid. "Oh wait a minute, I've always had long hair, sorry guys" The others all glared at him, and then checked to make sure they were indeed still men. Thankfully, they were. For a while, no one could figure out what the cloaked person had meant, but it was soon forgotten, and the Gundam Gang trudged to bed.
Ok, it's getting better. The next chapter might actually be interesting. :) Be sure to review please!!!! And keep reading. It WILL get better!
*~Maxine~*
*warning* this story is definitely going to contain some mature themes, thus the rating. They are not so much about sex or anything...well, they are about the female sex...and some, uh, things we have to deal with *cough*time of the month*cough*, but it should be interesting, hopefully funny, eventually. It's my first fic, so be nice! Puh-leeeez!!
*disclaimer* I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters or anything, got that?! I own nothing related to them! ...though I wish I did :(
The girls were all enjoying watching the guys sweat as they read on and on. Their faces were quickly changing from bored to semi-interested before they quickly took a detour towards disgusted. They were obviously reading the part about menstruation. As they neared the end of the puberty section, which was all they were supposed to read tonight, they slammed their books shut. Heero and Trowa looked the least affected since they had their masks of indifference on, but you could still tell they looked bothered.
"That's nasty" said Duo.
"Didn't you know about any of that?" asked Hilde, slightly amused.
"I grew up in a church, and I was young at the time, then the war came, I never had time to learn much about the opposite sex." Grumbled Duo.
"If that's what you onnas thought would make me see you not so weak, you were wrong." Said Wufei. "It just makes me think you are more weak not to be able to deal with it." That was it, the girls were really pissed off now. But before they could do anything about it, there was a flash of light and a bunch of purple smoke. When it cleared, Heero and Trowa had their guns pointed at a strange looking woman in a big cloak. Duo had is gun out also, but he had pointed it randomly at something, and that something happened to be Dorothy's head.
"What the hell are you doing?!" shouted Dorothy as she knocked his gun away. Duo put one hand on the back of his head (think Goku) and backed away sheepishly.
"Uh... sorry Blondie, didn't mean to."
"Who are you calling Blondie, you braided baka!!"
The cloaked figure sweat dropped before coughing a little. This caused everyone to turn towards her. She was glaring at Wufei.
"Who the hell are you?" shouted Wufei.
"I am the Goddess of-"
"DEATH!" shouted Duo. She glared at him. He backed away and decided to keep quiet for awhile.
"ahem, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," Duo backed farther away, "I am the Goddess of Women-" she was cut off again.
"Goddess of Women?! Are you proud of that?" asked Wufei. "No wonder they're so weak." She turned back to him.
"You young man, are the reason that I am here! I am sick and tired of how you are always putting down women. Truthfully, I'm just fed up with you. But after tonight, I thought maybe you would have a little more respect for women. Obviously I was wrong. I am going to show you first hand what women have to go through. Maybe then you won't think we are too weak." Wufei snorted at that. "Actually, I think I will make all you pilots pay for this, though Wufei was the worst. That way you will know not to piss a woman off. I think two weeks should be enough time." And with those last words, the Goddess of Women left in another cloud of smoke, leaving behind ten very confused girls and...more girls?!
"AHHHHHH!!!! She turned us into women!!!!!!" Shouted Duo as he started grabbing on his braid. "Oh wait a minute, I've always had long hair, sorry guys" The others all glared at him, and then checked to make sure they were indeed still men. Thankfully, they were. For a while, no one could figure out what the cloaked person had meant, but it was soon forgotten, and the Gundam Gang trudged to bed.
Ok, it's getting better. The next chapter might actually be interesting. :) Be sure to review please!!!! And keep reading. It WILL get better!
*~Maxine~*