Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ an idea..... something new to do ( Chapter 1 )

Okay peeps, for all of those who enjoyed Uki Stew.... sadly I have left the kitchen. This project however was something that I've been working on for some time trying to plot this story. Now before I start this story, I'm going to give you this little key. This key is so that no one gets confused on how the names work:

Chibi=Penelope

Hamtaro

Hana=Hannah

Jaja=Pepper

Jam

Kaburu=Cappy

Kousi=Oxnard

Kururin=Sparkle

Mahura=Pashmina

Maido=Howdy

Megane=Dexter

Neteru=Snoozer

Niji=Prince Bo

Noppo=Maxwell

Panda

Ribon=Bijou

Taisho=Boss

Tongari=Jingle

Tora-chan=Sandy

Tora-kun=Stan

If any of that is wrong, I'll change it, but I got this stuff from www.hamutaro.com so I'm not too wrong. And if anyone else gets added in, I'll post them in the chapters when they show up. Now onto our story.

It's another day at the clubhouse and the hams are enjoying their time together, even though they're debating on what to do...... "Man, I'm bored, what are we donna do now?" asked Kousi.

"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" asked Taisho.

"Eat, sleep and be happy."

"You always do that," said Hamtaro, "except for the sleep part, you always stay awake."

"So I should pull Neteru-kun?"

"I didn't mean that."

Panda walks out from his spot with a tv. "Hey you guys, it's finally done, I made a television." he said happily.

"Does it work?" asked Mahura.

"Haven't tried it yet."

"Well crank it up already, I wanna watch tv." said Kousi.

"Now hold on a minute hams, let's remember why we enjoy ourselves here." reminded Taisho. "We can decide to do fun stuff without tv."

"Screw you Taisho, crank up the tube." said Kousi.

"Sure..." said Panda and he turned on the tube.

Once the tv was on, all the hams were shocked at what they saw, two hams going at it. Chibi's eyes are soon covered. "What the fuck is this stuff?" asked Mahura.

"Pornography." answered Megane. "They're having sex."

"That's not sex, it's lusting, carnal lusting..."

"It's nasty, real nasty...." said Ribon.

"I agree." agreed Taisho.

"Really nasty...."

"Yes."

"We can do better than that!"

Everyone turns to look at Ribon, "You do know what you're talking about, right?" asked Taisho.

"Of course." answered Ribon.

"You really think we can do better than this?" asked Megane.

"Most definitely. What do you zhink Hamtaro?"

"Well I... I think we can." answered Hamtaro.

"So lemme get this straight, Ribon-chan." began Mahura. "You wanna try to do better of this pornography than these hamsters?"

"Why not, it'll be fun...."

"Fun? that's not fun."

"Lighten up, Mahura, you are so, how you say, old fashion, no?"

"I may be old fashion, but I'm no whore."

"I'm with Ribon-chan, this should be fun." said Tora-kun.

"See, I'm not ze only one who likes ze idea." said Ribon.

"Oniikun is just horny, like always." said Tora-chan.

"And who was trying do secude someone not too long ago?" asked Tora-kun.

"Well.... that was...."

"Now wait a minute, pornos are shot in studios with lots of lights and cameras." explained Megane. "And we don't even have that sort of stuff, let alone the scenery or direction...."

"Or the film." added Tora-kun.

"Not a problem, we can make it here in the clubhouse, we'll set it up just like they do in the studios." said Taisho.

"Cool, we're gonna make porn, Chibi." said Kaburu.

"Okwee..." said a happy Chibi.

"We are, but you two aren't." said Taisho.

"Heke, why not?"

"You and Chibi-chan are too young, not happening. But, you two can work on the set with helping with the cameras and lighting."

"But..."

"It's a rule."

"O-kay."

"Now, let's set up shop everyham."