Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ the perfect shot ( Chapter 6 )

The hams began to clean up the set. At the table, Lapis enjoys sunflower tea while the rest simply await the second take.

Lapis: Stupid Magic Talking Cake... that's just bullshit. Who ever heard of a talking cake anyway?

Mahura: I wonder how Lapis is taking the break....

Tora-chan: I don't know, go ask her.

Hamtaro: Hey Panda, you gotta admit it, Jam had made the porn shoot turn funny.

Panda: (chuckle) Yeah, "I'm the Magic Talking Cake...." How come Maido can't make up funny stuff like this?

Hamtaro: Maybe Jam has a better sense of humor than Maido....

Megane: Even so, this is porn shooting, no stand-up comedy.

Taisho: Finally, someone gets it. Megane, you really do know everything.

Meagne: (scratches back of head) Well, I try.

Kururin: Hey, Lapis, you okay?

Lapis: I'm not hurt.... just confused.

Kururin: Oh.

Lapis: I'm gonna go lay down, lemme know when the guys are done cleaning up that stupid talking cake.

Kururin: Sure.

(Lapis heads to her guest room and plops down on the nice cotton bed that Panda made.)

Jaja: Hey, hurry up in there other people have to hit the can too....

Lapis: Today just isn't my day.... I just don't get that Jam, though.... What's he all about anyway?

[three raps hit the door]

Lapis: Who is it?

Jam: I dunno, usually he sits on first base.

Lapis: (!-_-) I don't get it.

Jam: It's an American joke. Anyway, chat with me for a bit.

Lapis: Fine, hold on.

[Lapis walks over to the door, lets Jam in and the two sit on the bed.]

Jam: Listen, if I made a big whoop about the whole cake thing, I din mean it.

Lapis: Just don't do anything else corny.

Jam: But you have to admit, it was funny.

Lapis: I don't get you, what issues do you have anyway?

Jam: Issues, what are issues?

Lapis: Don't gimme that crap, Jam.

Jam: (scratching head) Okay, what do you know about me?

Lapis: From what the other girls said, you like to keep moving. Always dancing and moving, you don't remain still for long. Do you every stop moving?

Jam: When I'm sleeping. Otherwise than that, I'm a dynamic ham that everyone gets along with.

Lapis: (low tones) Or is attracted too.

Jam: Come again?

Lapis: No, I never have.

Jam: (laugh) Nice one.

Lapis: Thanks.

Panda: Taisho, we're having a problem with the film.

Taisho: Wha.... how come?

Panda: We're almost out of it.

Taisho: Oh, well where are the other rolls of films?

Panda: I don't know, you tell me... All I got is this last bit of film.

Taisho: Damn..... well I guess it'll have to do.

Hamtaro: Taisho-san, the set is ready for another go.

Taisho: That's good news, too bad we don't have that much film left.

Megane: Well this sucks, we wasted the first shoot for nothing, then?

Taisho: We wanted a porn shoot, but we got a comedy shoot instead.

Panda: And I made the nice monitor in the clubhouse so that the rest of us can have a nice view of it, too.

Taisho: Man, what bad timing.

Panda: Well, I'm gonna take this camera and go look for some more film.

Taisho: So what are we gonna do in the meantime?

Panda: Watch the monitor with the rest of the hams. Don't worry, I'll be right back.

Meanwhile, Lapis and Jam were having a nice makeout session in the room.

Jam: Lapis is a sweet little sunny to taste, and such an interesting flavor too.

Lapis: Jam's a really good kisser, I wonder if he practices with the other girls....

Jam: (breaks away from Lapis) So does this mean you forgive me?

Lapis: Well, we did just "kiss and make up" you know.

Jam: Nicely worded. True, true....

Lapis: So tell me, which of the girls do you like?

Jam: I like females, period.

Lapis: So there isn't one that specifically catches your eye then?

Jam: No, not anymore. There was one, but she's no longer here.

Lapis: Oopsie.

Jam: Not your fault, I'm still living my life like I always do, so there's no worry on my part.

What Jam and Lapis didn't see, was that Panda was rolling the camera on them. Meanwhile in the main part of the room, the hams were glued to the monitor.

Jaja: I hope they actually screw this time.

Mahura & Tora-chan: Jaja?!

Jaja: Don't gimme that spoiled milk, you want Jam going on about a talking cake again?

Tora-kun: Now is not the time to jinks it.

Lapis: So I take it you just like girls of all types?

Jam: I like girls, especially cute ones.

Lapis: You really think I'm cute?

Jam: Not in the slightest. (Lapis falls off the bed)

Hamtaro: That was smooth.

Noppo: There has to be more than that.

Jam: You know, you really oughtta learn how to fall, you'll spare yourself from being hurt. Besides, a delicate gem such as yourself shouldn't be scratched at any time.

Noppo: See, it's all apart of the approach.

Lapis: That's sweet.

Jam: I'm glad you--(ears tweek twice)

Lapis: What's wrong, is there a problem?

Jam: I can smell you, Panda-kun. No matter, hope you got the camera ready. No, not at all, I just thought something was up in the bed.

Lapis: Oh.

Jam: Okay Panda, time to learn about vital points.... You wanna know something?

Lapis: What?

Jam: I can tell a lot of things about you, just by touch.

Lapis: Touch huh, I don't believe you.

Jam: Give me your paw, whichever paw you like. I will show you euphoric feeling by touching your paw.

Lapis: Okay, show me. (offers left foot)

With Lapis' left foot in paw, Jam hit the vital point, making her moan.

Noppo: That's not possible

Hamtaro: You're seeing it, aren't you?

Lapis: God that feels great.

Jam: Now let's see where else I can give you such pleasuring.

On Jam went, placing his paws over Lapis' frame, making this gentle ham girl moan and coo to all ot the touches. Every last vital point and are took to Jam, even on her back. No place on her body was left out. Lapis just lay there on her belly, her blue cloak long since discarded.

Jam: Well, enjoying yourself?

Lapis: Do I have to beg for it?

Jam: No, I won't let such a gem like you beg. (mounts Lapis) Relax your hindquarters and leave it to me, this is something that should be enjoyed.

Jam went to work as his sex between himself and Lapis began. Panda kept a nicely panned view of the couple. Jam's hip movement stirred more moans from Lapis as their bodies moved to and fro. Lapis was soon turned on her back as Jam took a leg (one of hers, you funny peeps) and appeared to stretch it like cheerleader stretches while thrusting, which made Lapis drool in pleasure.

Lapis: I like this. (moan) Is there a specific style for it?

Jam: It's called, "Splitting the Bamboo" my dear.

Lapis: Feels good.

Jam: Yup. (takes other leg)

Lapis: Oh.... oh.... oh.... dont' stop, gosh keep going.

Jam: I'll split you some more.

After more splitting of Lapis' bamboo, Jam continued to work his sexperties on Lapis, making her moan and coo along the way. Jam proped Lapis up and bounced her off his hips.

Jam: And here's a money shot for Panda.

Panda: That's what we wanna see, good looking out, Jam. I swear if I had a free paw, I'd be beating to this.

Lapis: (moaning) Jam is strong... I won't be able to take much more of this....

Tora-chan: Look at Lapis, she's doing a little too much moaning.

Kururin: I agree, she's probably faking it.

Lapis: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tora-kun: That ain't fake.

Lapis had her orgasm... and it hit the lens of the camera too.

Panda: Damn, now the lens has to drip....

Jam: Ah, that was nice. You okay, babe?

Lapis: Zuuuuuuuu........

Jam: Wow, I wore her out. (lays Lapis down) sleep well babe. (peck)

Panda: (cuts) Well, that's all we needed and can do now.

Jam: Really, how come?

Panda: We're out of film.

Jam: You're out of film after two takes of one shoot?

Panda: Don't ask.

Jam: I don't plan to. Well, we better let her sleep, so let's go.

Panda: Yeah.

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Sorry that took so long peeps, review anyways