Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ when you think you know a ham.... ( Chapter 12 )

Gucci: Inventory.... Inventory sucks--

[suddenly the chime goes off. Gucci walks out from the back and sees who had entered the store.]

 

"You know, Gucci looks nice in Maido's apron." Ribon whispered to Holly.

"Yeah, but the head rag is a no-no." Holly whispered back. "She looks more like a lunch lady than a shopkeeper."

Up in the lights.... "Maido you lucky bastard, I wanted to fuck her first...." said Niji bitterly to himself.

 

Maido: How come you don't have any more of these sausages?

Gucci: Sorry, I forgot to put some out. There are some in the back. (looks around the store) Follow me.

 

"Whoever wrote this one was whacked out." said Tora-kun.

"Don't lok at me, it wasn't my idea for store sex." said Niji.

"Dude, let it go."

 

Gucci: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.....

{Maido is using the sausage like a dildo on Gucci, making her moan even more.}

Gucci: Oh god.... no more, please, no more....

Maido: (pulls sausage from Gucci's wet snatch) Now it's done, looks cooked now.

(Maido eats the dog while Gucci paws him to erection)

Maido: Krump, krump, krump....

Gucci: Now that you're enjoying your weiner, I'm going to enjoy mine now. (starts sucking Maido off)

 

Meanwhile offset, Tongari and a few others were watching this on the tube. "So you guys decided to go into the estrus industry, huh?" asked Tongari.

"Nah, this is just something we thought of doing." Mahura answered. "Y'know, like role play."

"I think I'll pass on this sort of role play."

"Tongari-san, you're no fun." said Lapis.

 

Back on set, Maido and Gucci were getting their freak on. Gucci was bent over some boxes while Maido had her by her ankles taking it from the back.

Maido: Naughty little shopkeeper, such a bad girl you are....

Gucci: Yeah, I'm a bad little nymph.

Maido: You're a tight nymph too, feels good though.

Gucci: (moan) Harder.... fuck me harder....

Maido: Relax your cunt huh, you're too tight...

Gucci: Play with my clitoris...

Maido: (snicker) Okay baby, you naughty little nymph.

(Maido put a finger down on Gucci nub and continued to take her from the back, putting a bit more force into his thrusting hips. Gucci moaned along the way. Gucci was soon turned and positioned on her shoulders with her legs gangling over her head and Maido sat on her right cheek and pumped into her)

 

That's an interesting way to put a girl.... I may have to try that out sometime. thought Noppo. Tora-chan would love it like that.

Leave it to Maido to try the oddest positions possible.... thought Taisho.

Damn, this is turning me on.... thought Holly as she pawed her labo.

 

Gucci: Ah, damn I'm gonna cum...

Maido: Hey, hold up... not like this.... (Maido pulls out and puts Gucci on her back, as her legs falls forward, she sprays her load as he wanks his cock.) Yup, you loved it... (splurt)

[Maido's shots land on Gucci's belly as she breathes heavily, still with blushes on her cheeks. Maido shakes his cok some more and sputters the last bit of his load on Gucci's mounds.]

Maido: Baby that was fun, I'll make sure to be a "regular patron" to this store. See ya.

Gucci: Thank-q, (huff puff) come again.

 

"Cut.... and print." said Taisho, ending the shoot. "That was so hawt, it was was beautiful."

"Yeah, that was a bit fun." said Gucci, who was sitting up now.

"Not too shabby, eh?" asked Maido.

"Nope, not at all. You dumped a lot on me too, nice aim."

"Aw shucks..."

"Here's your apron back, Maido."

"Ah, gomen."

 

Gucci cleans up and then leaves the set. "Maido you were uber sexy in that shoot." said Holly.

"I was? Wow, I thought I over did it actually." Maido said with a hearty laugh.

"No, you were magnifique." said Ribon.

"Maido, that cumshot was sweet." said Tora-kun. "You know how to blow your loads."

"Yeah, up high my man."

"....After you clean your paws."

*

"Taisho I must say, that was some interesting role play there...." said Tongari.

"Does that mean I'm adding you to the lottery?" asked Taisho.

"You can add me to the lottery." said a euhporic Holly.

"Nah, that's not my forté, I'll pass." answered Tongari.

"Suit yourself, pal." said Taisho. "Okay, someone go get Jam, it's time for the next lottery."

"No need, I'm right here." Jam said as he had a yawn. "Good show Maido, good show."

"Good." Taisho adds Holly's ball to the female lottery. "Let's get this next show on the road.

Taisho turned the handles and the lotto was underway. Almost immediately, the ball for the girls popped out. Huh, that was quick.... thought Panda.

"Well, okay.... Okay, Tora-chan will be in the next scene." Taisho told the gang.

"Well, I guess it's like, my turn." said Tora-chan.

"Yup." Taisho stopped the guys roulette and removed Tora-kun's ball, the turned the lotto again. "So, who's gonna get it on with our tigress here?" The balls kept rolling around and around and the guy's ball popped out. "Hey Jam, come and read this one."

"Don't you wanna read it?" asked Jam.

"I thought you might want to do it."

"You didn't even look at it.... Fine whatever, I'll read it." Jam picks up the ball and chuckles. "Well valley girl, looks like it's you and me this turn."

"Aw, I want my Noppo-chan."

"Stop pouting, you know we can't switch with the other hams."

"I'm not whining, Jam. I just wanted my boyham in my first shoot with me."

"If you're willing to admit that I'll be too much for you, just say so."

"Yeah right, I'm not sprung off yer cock like Lapis and Mahura are."

"I'm not sprung on Jam's.... sun staff." said Mahura.

"Right.... and I'm a virgin. Let's see the script already."

 

After a while, the setup was ready for rolling. Jam had his headphones off, but the visor was still on, just like in his shoot with Lapis. "Tora-chan, before we go on I wanna clear up one thing." said Jam.

"Okay." said Tora-chan.

"I don't do the bound routine, so leave it offset."

"...Bound routine?" Tora-chan's acting confused.

"Let's try this again. Don't even think about roping me in your ribbon, it ain't happening."

 

The set was ready and Taisho was ready to go. "Okay people, places." he said. "Remember the lines you have and Jam... don't turn Tora-chan's pussy into Young Faithful."

"You got jokes huh?" Jam asked. "That's why I'm in two shoots and you haven't been in one. Nyah!"

Wise ass.... "Action."

 

Jam was walking along and notices an acorn.

Jam: An acorn, looks tasty too. Perhaps I can stew this with my dinner of sunflower seeds and cauliflower.

Tora-chan: Hold it right there.

(Sandy comes in swinging on her ribbon)

Jam: That damn ribbon. Something the matter, hon?

Tora-chan: (cracks ribbon, Jam jumps back) This is my acorn patch, bub.

Jam: The name's Sunny, hon.

Tora-chan: I'm Amber.... As I was saying, this is my acorn patch, and no one takes my prized crop unless I say so.

Jam: Stop being stingy, lemme take this acorn.

Tora-chan: And how much are you going to pay for it?

Jam: Er.... I dun have any money.

Tora-chan: No ducats, no acorn. Now scram!

Jam: Now hold on, how about I make you dinner? I'm a wonder in the kitchen, plus I'll use the acorn I want.

Tora-chan: No dice, now beat it.

Jam: But- (Tora-chan cracks ribbon at Jam) A little too close there. Hey!

Tora-chan: What are you, def? Unless you got the ducats, no messing with my crop, now scr--(cut off by Jam's growling belly)

 

"That wasn't supossed to happen, should we cut it?" whispered Noppo.

"Nah, keep rolling, it adds effect." Taisho whispered back.

 

Tora-chan: Hmm, you must be a hungry one... hearing your stomach snarl like that.

Jam: Well--(stomach groans) Crap, there it goes again...

Tora-chan: Oh yeah, you probably haven't eaten in days. Well, okay... I'll let you have one acorn...

Jam: Really? Wow you're a real-

Tora-chan: But you still have to pay for it.

Jam: But.... I'm broke.

Tora-chan: Well then, I guess you don't wanna eat now, do you? No matter, I'll do you like how people owe the Japanese mafia.

 

"That's a bad pun." said Noppo.

"Yeah." agreed Taisho.

 

Tora-chan: Since you can't pay with ducats, I'm gonna take it out on your flesh!

(Tora-chan cracks her ribbon, which wraps around Jam's ankle and trips him, only Jam flips around and lands on his feet) "Cut!" yelled Taisho. "Jam, you have to fall."

"Oopsie, force of habit." said Jam with a sewaqtdrop, then his stomach goes off again. "Can I deal with this first?"

"No." answered Taisho. Now let's pick up where we left off and after the shoot, then you deal with it."

"Fine, lemme hit the throne first."

"Hey Jam, why is the sun on your back green?" asked Panda.

"Green sun, great."

"What's wrong?" asked Taisho.

"Sorry Tora-chan, I gotta sit this one out. It also explains why I've been waking up late. Gotta go sunbathe for a couple of hours..... see ya."

"Sunbathe? I have a shoot to do with you." said Tora-chan.

"Not happening, I'm not in the proper range at this moment."

 

Jam walks off from the set, but his pace is of a half stumble, half wobble and soon he falls flat on his face. The gang help Jam to his feet, "Jam, you don't look so hot, you okay?" asked Panda.

"Need sunlight... just get me outside in the sun." said Jam.

*

The hams were watching Jam through the window as he was laying on his belly outside. "This is weird, Jam's never had this happen to him before." said Mahura.

"It's just a joke, I bet." said Tora-chan.

"I hope he'll be okay." said Lapis.

"Jam'll be fine.." reassured Hamtaro. "You guys forget that Jam travels all over the world, he's probably had worse scenarios than this one."

"You know," Ribon began, "just when you zhink you've figured out Jam, you find out a new trait of him."

"I don't understand why he was talking about why he wanted to be in sunlight for." said Tora-chan.

"Perhaps he feeds on it."said Noppo.

"On sunlight, impossible." said Gucci. "Jam's a hamster, not a plant. He doesn't need photosynthesis."

"Photo-what-o-what?!" yelled many hams.

Noppo began to explain. "Photosynthesis. It's what plants use to convert sunlight into energy. Perhaps the sun on Jam's back does the same thing, or maybe it's like a solar panel."

"Speaking of which, you guys don't think that when you turned him into a battery, for the greater good mind you, could've drained Jam, do you?" asked Hana.

"It's a safe assumption. Besides, he sure seemed to raise hell over the issue." answered Panda. "Solar panels absorb sunlight, so maybe Jam's sun does the same thing."

"But it doesn't make any since." said Kaburu. "Jam's organic, not a panel, battery or machine..."

"Whatever, someone should go and watch him." said Taisho.

"I better go." said Mahura.

"You stay put, let Lapis tend to him." said Megane.

"What's your problem, I'm just worried about him, he is our friend."

"Just let Lapis do this on her own."

"How could you be so cold....."

"I'm not being cold, you just aren't thinking this-"

 

SMACK! Before he could finish... everyone saw the nice paw imprint that Mahura made on Megane's cheek. Deciding to let cooler heads prevail, he simply left the clubhouse and made a B-line for Jam. Mahura took to her room with her nose in the air, deciding to let herself have a time-out. "Y'know, Megane seemed in the right for a minute." said Hamtaro.

Ribon introduced her fist to the top of Hamtaro's noggin. "Hamtaro you baka, how could you say somezhing so untrue?!" she yelled at him.

"Well, as of recent events, I believe Megane was trying to keep Mahura from falling victim to Kururin's smart-allec comments."

"Hey," Kururin defended herself. "I give what I get, tough love."

"What-ever." said Tora-chan.

"You know, you aren't making things easier with that kind of remark."

"Don't be mad 'cause you aren't gonna get your dick wet today, Hamtaro."

On these two argued. "Nonno, follow me." said Panda and Nonno did so. Panda took her to the evacuation tunnels, "Now that we're away from the hustle and bustle..." Panda began, "I want to talk to you about the Mini Hamz."

"Um, 'kay." said Nonno shyly.

"What was it like in the 'Pop n Music' world?"

"Rough. The music industry can be a really dirty world for female pop stars. The girls and I had to go through a lot as a group. We even were put into sexual favor scenarios. Luckily for us, Merika was street smart to keep all four of us from getting into those things. Even still, the record industry has its perils: Mainting tour schedules; promotional events; coming out with albums on time; dodging a shady manager that tried to screw us every chance he got; etc. and junk.

 

"We were so stressed out that there were conflicts among each other."

"I take it the one with Gucci is a perfect example."

"Yeah."

"So what happened after Gucci decided to leave the group?"

"We went on without her, but we ran into a nice new talent to keep us a quartet again. Her name was Airin, and boy was talent blessing her."

"But why did you girls dismember?"

"After a while, things were turning sour. Our sales were just barely making average and all. But we had decided to have our own ideas, take up stuff we normally would've pursued if we weren't a pop group, so we did that.... Well, most of us."

"What do you mean, most of you?"

"Aibon and Airin stayed behind and into the music scene. As I recall, they formed their own group, called W and kept on singing and stuff. I haven't heard of them after I went my seperate way."

"Oh. So you have no clue where Aibon, Airin and Merika are?"

"Merika said she wanted to study in America for something, I forgot what it was. I know she'll be just fine though."

 

"That's cool."

"Yup.... now enough of the chit chat, Panda-kun."

"So what do you wanna do?"

"......make out....?"

Panda shrugs, "Okay."