Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ aren't hamsters amazing? ( Chapter 11 )

Well peeps, after a lot of deliberation, I've decided to work it our in two ways. From here on out, this story will stay as I planned it, but the format will be different. When I do shoots, the format will be set up like a script and off set, it will be in story format. This is a new type of story-script format that I'm deciding to try out, so bear with me peeps. Now, on with the tale.

 

Jam walked back to the clubhouse with a good sense of what Megane plans on how to deal with him. "Mega-kun's mad, not that I blame him." he said. "I sure hope he has a chat with Mahu-chan today about this. I told that girl about that job. 'Bitching again....' bah!"

Meanwhile, Gucci wasn't to pleased with a certain MIni Ham. Nonno that lil' bitch! she thought. Of all the girls, that brat had to get a decent guy. Panda built the set from scratch and she got him smitten with her. How come she gets the nice guys and I'm tossed aside like rotten fish heads?

"Yo, baby, you seem kinda down." Gucci turns to see that Niji has joined her at the table. "What's bothering you?"

"Nonno is, that brat found a man before me. Lucky little bitch." Gucci answered.

"I see, but this isn't about that. I can tell."

"Whatever."

"It's about your group, isn't it?"

"............What's it to you?"

"I wanna know how the group was to you."

"I practically made that group. The Mini Hams were a great persona and I was the mastermind behind the whole thing. I led those girls 'cause I had the balls to lead them. But what happened, they turned on me, ostercized me from the other group, so I left. I remember what I said too as I left. 'You girls are nothing without me. Without me, you'll fall apart.' True to the game, the Mini Hams are no more."

"From what Nonno said, it seems like the others went to pursue other things."

"That's a lie. As soon as I left the group, the other girls replaced me with Airin and went on singing. But even with Airin in my place, Aibon, Merika and Nonno couldn't cut it with the n00b. their record sales began to fall like the stock exchange in the 20s. When they did come back, it was short lived. Some other group was more popular than they were. I just laughed, know how right I was. Then it happened, the big press announcement where they said they 'Wanted to do some solo careers and things.' was just code talk. They had nothing left."

"Looks like you were the real brains of that outfit after all."

"After a while, two of the girls met up and made their own group; Aibon and Airin, they formed 'W' and went on tour making more music. Sure, they did well, but after a while they blew away like a dandelion spore in the wind. No one ever heard of them anymore and once again, I laughed at how right I was."

"See, I can tell a wise girl by talking to them. Luckily for you, I'm no stuck up royal like many people think."

"That's right, you're a prince aren't ya?"

"Yup yup, baby. The prince of seven colors."

"Interesting."

"Now listen Gucci, how about you let me take away your tension? I want some action like you do."

"Really now?"

"Yeah."

"So the prince wants to fuck, isn't that cute?"

"I was actually planning on making you feel better, but if you wanna have sex, it's fine by me."

"Sex huh? You mean you don't wanna make love?"

"Love making is for those who wanna have relations. You wanna hook up like that, or are you just wanting a lay and keeping your options open?"

"You know, you are a smartass for a royal. I guess it won't hurt to sleep with you."

"Hey hey now..."

 

Gucci and Niji walk side by side to the guest room. Meanwhile, laying down in his cage, Tora-kun looks at the ceiling of his home. The cassanova is restless on this night and tries to calm his nerves. Man, I can't believe this, Kousi gets first shot at Ribon, it's not fair. Man, I'm so hard that it's keeping me from sleeping. He gives a deep sigh, I can't take this anymore, time for some drastic measures. I'm off to the clubhouse to get some, but with who? Perhaps Hana or Kururin? Lapis is probably doing Jam and Gucci seems like she won't ever give me the time of day. I think I'll have at it with Nonno..... nah, she's sprung off that Panda Horn that I won't even get any type of action. Tora-kun exited his cage and left Noel's room in search of a bit of relief from his sexual tension. I swear, girls go for either the hard-to-get types like Jam, or the ones you least expect like Panda. What's so bad about me, I'm the romantic coolio of the guys? Ah fuck it.

 

Screaming is soon heard and Tora-kun made a quick daba to where it came from. He soon saw a cat cornering a female hamster with an odd garnish on her head. Whoa, I gotta save her. But what can I do against a cat? Man I'm really really.... Soon Tora-kun saw this cat was a queen and quickly got an idea. I can't believe I'm gonna do this....

Meanwhile, the ham in peril was scared out of her witts. So this is how I'm going to die. Eaten by a cat in the middle of the night, I should've stayed home tonight. she thought, feeling the cat's claw in her chest.

The cat had a sadistic grin on her face, she was ready to give the blow of death when she was hit with it. She turned to see Tora-kun eating her out, which of course took her off guard. The queen turned her attention from the female hamster and focused her attention on her "tom", purring along the way. No way, he's fucking a cat. The female hamster in question was in shock. She never thought she'd see the day of such interspecies courtship.

"You're gonna run away when?" Tora-kun asked as he pleased the queen.

"Oh yeah, thanks." she answered and scurried away.

Oh crap, now how am I gonna get away? Oh well, I should've thought of that before I did this. Damn, I might as well go all the way now. "Okay you hairball spitting feline, let's see if you can take it from the master."

 

That stray turned on her back and Tora-kun began his work. Sure he was just a hamster, but his thrusts into the queen made the female feline purr with pleasure. Not too far away, that same female that was saved by this, watched the whole act. He's really fucking a cat. she thought. Man I can't believe this is really happening.... I can't believe he's not dead... yet. I can't believe that this is actually turning me on.... and she began to masturbate.

"Ah, good pussy. Tight pussy, ah, ah, ah, not so tough now are ya?" Tora-kun was actually losing himself inside of a feline. Man I'm going crazy in my hips, it's so grerat. The gang will never believe this story..... Even Oniichan will wanna scold me for it.

 

Tora-kun continued his pumping until the feline had her climax, washing him out of her. He went back into the cat to finish his task, and after the hamster "tamed" the pussy, he pulled out of her and had a sit down. For a cat, she's not half bad. Well, better scram. With that, Tora-kun took his leave and went straight home, not wanting to tempt the gods again for such a sexually close call. He had had enough adventuring for the night and he wasn't the only one. The "not so damsel-in-distress" headed for home as well, even though she wasn't to sexually satisfied with the various clit play she gave herself.

*

 

The next morning, the hams were around having a breakfast of cake. "This is a nice change of pace." said Hamtaro. "We should eat sunflower cake more often."

"You said it." agreed Kousi. "I like this stuff." then belched, "pardon."

"I slept like a baby last night." said Niji.

"Your snoring kept me up." said Gucci.

"You know you loved it, baby."

"Great, you two slep together?" Taisho inquired.

"He slept, I was up for most of the night." said Gucci.

"Speaking of which, where's Jam?" asked Hamtaro.

"Still asleep in his room." Lapis answered. "He's so cute when he sleeps."

"How so?" asked Kururin.

"I peaked in on him during the night and he was so... quiet."

"Quiet?" asked everyone.

"Yeah, not a sound left his body."

"Sleeping without the Zuzuzus?" asked Noppo. "Odd, very odd."

"I still think it was cute, he looked so relaxed." said Lapis. "He even sleeps on his belly too."

"You really should lie better, Lapis." said Ribon. "You know you just wanted to fuck him while he was sleep."

"Hey, I'm not sprung on his cock like Mahura is."

"I'm not sprung on Jam's cock!" Mahura shouted in defense.

"I saw how you sucked his sun staff during Kousi and Ribon's shoot yesterday, you looked hungry too." said Kururin.

"Can we please change the subject matter?" asked Mahura.

Suddenly, Tora-chan walked in with a female hamster. "Hey you guys, I ran into a new face on the way." she explained.

"Cool." said Hamtaro.

 

"Hey you guys, what's shakin'?" asked an approaching Jam.

"Just sunflower cake for breakfast." answered Taisho. "So, who are you anyway?"

"Me?" asked the female hamster. It was the same one from last night. "I'm Holly, Tora-chan has told me about you guys."

"Well now, I guess word of mouth flies fast around here." said Niji.

"So Holly, have some cake with us." said Taisho.

"Thank-q, I'd love some sunflower cake." said Holly as she sat with the gang.

"Bah, all you guys eat are sunflower seeds nowadays, it's sad." said Jam.

"You got a problem with sunflower seeds, Jam?" questioned Taisho.

"When eaten all the time, yes. You guys go ahead and krump your seeds, I got other stuff to eat."

"Well, we ain't to fond of meat, regardless of its type." said Maido.

"Pfff, I'm not eating nut meat today, I ran out of that."

"Um, Tora-chan, what's with Jam?" Holly whispered to her new friend.

"Oh, that's Jam." Tora-chan answered. "He's a real character and--What the hell is that thing you're about to eat?"

"It looks odd, though it's white." said Ribon.

"This? 'Tis fresh cauliflower." Jam answered. "See unlike you hams who eat nothing but sunflower seeds all day-"

"Hey, I eat apples too." Kousi cut Jam off.

"And oranges with the peel." said Maido.

"All right, lemme try that again." said Jam. "Since you guys eat nothing but sunflower seeds, and the occassional apple slash orange, I like to krump down veggies. It balances my diet from the basic intake of nuts you guys eat. I like to keep my pallate open, not to mention full of variety.

 

"You nut scarfers can chow down on that stuff forever and a day, I'll pass. This hamster needs a variety of eatables that vary from seeds to veggies and even certain meats."

"Eating animals is wrong." said Jaja.

"You won't say that when you're stuck with a chickie chickie on a long voyage and hadn't had a bite to eat in a while."

"So what's the oddest thing that you've eaten?" asked Noppo.

"That would be a dog biscut."

"You eating dog biscuts, that's something odd."

 

Tora-kun walked up to the group and Holly screamed. "You, it's again!" she cried.

"Well, small world isn't it?" Tora-kun asked.

"You saved my life last night."

"I'm glad you remembered me."

"I'll never forget you. I'd be dead last night if you didn't fuck that cat."

Taisho spit out his sunflower iced tea, "You had sex with a cat?" he was shocked.

"Yup, I saw it with my own eyes." Holly answered.

"Oniichan, how could you?" Tora-chan leered her brother.

"Well, it the only ting I could think up." Tora-kun answered. "And besides, it was for the greater good."

"No seriously, how could you? I'm having a hard time picturing a cat getting off on such a small dick."

 

Tora-kun fell over and so did Jam, but Jam was laughing while Tora-kun wasn't too happy with his sister's choice of words. "Oniichan, you baka!" he yelled.

"I can't believe he got the cat to cum." said Holly.

All the other ham girls' eyes got wide. "The cat came?!" they yelled.

"Yeah, she came. It was quite the turn on, mind you. So Tora-kun's shuttle can't be all that small..."

"I can't believe I'm hearing this." said Taisho.

"Man, I gotta sleep in late more often." said Jam. "Today has already been off the chain."

*

 

After a little more getting to know each other, and filling Holly in on the activities of the moment, it was time for the roulette. "Well everyone, it's that time again." said Taisho. "So without further adieu...."

"Knock knock hams, I didn't miss anything, did I?" In came a familiar face.

"Not really, but stick around, you might learn something." Taisho answered.

"Well now, back again are we?" asked Gucci. "It's been a while, Tongari-san."

"Well now, the lovely Gucci-san is here," Tongari said, "and Nonno too."

"Hey." Nonno greeted.

"The world is a tinier place than tiny world we live in."

A majority of the hams had sweatdrops, even Holly. "Even a tiny world has great size, it all depends on the eye of the viewer." said Jam.

"Hmm, so I've met another wise traveler. Tongari's the name, and your are..."

"Jam, I am. Welcome back traveler."

"And who might this flower be?"

"I'm Holly, pleased to meet you, Tongari-san." Holly answered with a giggle.

"Well, since you and Holly are new to this sort of thing, I'll leave you two out of the lottery for this turn." said Taisho. "So you can simply watch what's going on here. Anyway, here we go." Taisho "spun the roulette" and the choices were coming up. I wonder who's gonna play this time? thought Panda.

"Well, for the girls..." Taisho began. "Gucci's up this time."

"Okay, let's do this." said a psyched Gucci.

"And for the fellas......" Taisho picks up the ball, "it's Maido's turn. This one should be interesting."

"We're gonna find out, aren't we?" agreed Maido and had a hearty laugh.

"Whatever, just leave the sad attempt at comedy off the set." said Gucci.

"Set..." this piped Holly's interest. "Can I work one of the cameras?"

"I don't see why not." Taisho answered.

"Yeah, I get to work a camera. Woo-hoo!"

Holly continued to cheer. "She's got spunk." said Jaja.

"No she doesn't," said Kururin, "but it'll cum to her. Just watch and wait."

"Well, you obviously got a lot of hands, so I'm off to sleep some more." said Jam. "Wake me up on the next drawing." and off he went.