Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ everyone makes their rounds..... almost ( Chapter 10 )

Okay people, it's past due, I know, but it might as well be done now. Well, on with the show. And people, review huh, it helps more than you think.

The hams were setting up shop and Noppo had the panel in place.

Noppo: Okay Jam, just like you shot the rays out to light the place up, shoot one at the panel and this'll convert it into power.

Jam: I still don't wanna do this.

Mahura: Hey Jam, I just wanted to say thanks for doing this even though you don't wanna. You really are a sport.

Jam: Well, I'm glad you think of it this way.

Mahura: Well, I'm gonna finish up on the set, so I'll see ya'.

Jam: Seeya. (Mahura walks away) Noppo, I may keep going and going and going, but I'm not the fucking energizer bunny.

Noppo: Stop whining like a little bitch and take it like a man.

Jam: When your ass gets turned into a battery, we'll see who's da bitch.

Taisho: Okay people, let's get this one in and without that many takes. Since the clock is against us now, this one's gotta be flawless, or as close to it as possible.

Hamtaro: Cool.

Taisho: Ribon, even though I'm the director of this, I'm still mad that Kousi's cock gets first dibbs. You should be on my dick first, not his.

Ribon: (hearty laugh) Missiour Taisho, his dick ees green with envy. Just direct and wank off, 'cause that's pretty much all you can do. No offense, but don't ruin it for me.

Taisho: That's not funny.

Ribon: Lighten up you big baby, I's only joking.

Taisho: Right, I knew that.

Ribon: And besides, you don't even know if I've been touched before this so can eet.

Taisho: Just remember, no one goes home until this shoot is over, so you better make it count.

Panda: Okay, let's get this done.

Megane: Where is Kousi?

Kousi was having a snack. Jaja comes in and sees her bull eating and isn't too pleased.

Jaja: Shouldn't you be off fucking on camera?

Kousi: Hey that was a nasty tone, what's the deal?

Jaja: (sarcasm) I'm just peachy you lugnut, just fine.

Kousi: Seriously, what's your deal?

Jaja: Just hurry up and go fuck her already.

Kousi: Well listen to you, POed cause I'm gonna do Ribon on camera. I don't see why you're so mad, Ribon is one of your friends.

Jaja: I'm not mad you idiot. I'm just..... jealous.

Kousi: You, jealous?

Jaja: Yeah, I'm jealous that you're fucking Ribon.

Kousi: Well, that means you're joining the club with Tora-kun and Taisho and everyone else.

Jaja: Yeah? Well it should be me.

Kousi: I see... so do you think my cock can get it done?

Jaja: Why the hell are you asking me for?

Hamtaro: Hey Kousi, if you don't get your ass out here on the set, we're gonna be late getting home. Get your dick out of Jaja's mouth already!

Kousi: I'm not getting head, you moron.

Hamtaro: Well come on, already!

*

On the set, Kousi and Ribon were sitting on the couch as the crew was doing their last checks with the props.

Kousi: Um, Ribon... could you promise me one thing?

Ribon: What might zhat be, mon ami?

Kousi: Don't laugh at my manhood when it's time for him to get whipped out.

Ribon: (giggle) As long as you don't crush me, I'll be fine.

Kousi: Hey, I'm big, but I'm not fat.

Ribon: I know, you sensitive lug you. It's a deal.

Kousi: Thanks, that really helps a lot.

Taisho: Okay, quiet on the set... let's get some kissin going on you two.

Kousi: No tongue, okay?

Ribon: (sarcasm) Aw, but I like giving tongue....

(Ribon and Kousi start playing thei hockey)

Taisho: And.... action!

[Our two stars start kissing and folndling each other's sides, going with the flow as it comes.]

Ribon: Your spit tastes sweet.

Kousi: So does yours....

Meanwhile offset, Jam sits with sun to the panel.

Jam: I hope the power comes on ITQ.

Mahura: Now don't be like that, you said you'd help us any way you can.

Jam: True, but I didn't think I'd be turned into a battery.

Mahura: Well, (lays down in front of Jam) lemme help you relax.

Jam: Pass.

Mahura: Quit being shy and let me give you a paw... and some tongue (starts sucking Jam off)

Jam: Mahu-chan, you really don't need to send off the wrong signal right now.

Mahura: There you go bitchin again...

Jam: (shrugs) Mahu-chan.... I guess it's your karma to be caring....

Ribon: Now my honey, let's get to work downstairs.

Kousi: Careful, I'm sensitive.

[back onset...]

Ribon: That's what all men say....

[Ribon goes down and takes Kousi's limp cock into her paw and begins to lap the head. Kousi moans at the feel of her tongue as the flow of hot blood complies to the french ham's working. Unexpectedly, Kousi's cock perks up, making Ribon giggle.]

Ribon: My, aren't you ze cute one....

Kousi: Yeah.... Wow, she thinks my cock is cute..... (=D)

Ribon: You're very firm.

Kousi: (lol) Well, I'm glad you're happy. Now it's my turn to do you.

[Kousi moves down and sets a paw between Ribon's legs and parted her labo.]

Kousi: Man, it's true what they say.....

Ribon: And Zhat is...

Kousi: A girl can lie all she wants, but her crotch will always truth her out.

Ribon: Just like how a dick is always honest....

Kousi: All right then Maria, my cock wants to get to know those tits of yours.

Ribon: Well zhen André, I'm sure the twins want to meet him too.

Kousin: Come on twins, say hello.

Ribon: Hello. (oYo) Hello.

Kousi: Hello ladies.

[Ribon falls to her back and Kousi pumps the twins. After a little whlie, he turns Ribon over and and parts her thighs.]

Kousi: Now... I think the greetings are over.... so let's have some fun, shall we?

Ribon: Go ahead, stuff the turkey already.

Kousi: Stuff the turkey.... I'll stuff you all right. One-two-three...

Kousi stuffs Ribon's hindquarters and pounds into her like the doggy. meanwhile on the cameras, the hams are loving it.

Hamtaro: (whispers) Hey Panda, are you getting off to this too?

Panda: (whispers) Nope, Nonno's getting me off. Kousi's really making Ribon feel good.

Hamtaro: (whispers) Hey, lemme get one of her paws.

Panda: (whispers) Sorry, Nonno's mine, not yours.

[back onset]

Ribon: Ah, ah, ah, ah, harder.... harder...

Kousi: Man you're tight, Maria.

Ribon: Oh, André... you're cock is so strong.... c'est magnifique.

Kousi: Oh baby, I can enjoy more of this.... (grunt) Lucky Hamtaro, he gets this a lot I bet... he must be really good to a tight hole like this...

Taisho: (wanking) Man I wish that was my cock in Ribon...

Kousi: Ah, Maria.... god you're so tight...

Ribon: Your cock is so stiff. (moan) thrust harder... harder... har-der!

Kousi: Yeah, I know how to make you feel good don't I?

Ribon: Oui oui....

[Kousi pops his cock out of Ribon and begins to pump the twins again. All the hams watching this are getting off.... well, most of them are.]

Ribon: Give it to me you beast.... relinquish your syrup.

Kousi: Just... a little... more.... Oh, I'm really close...

Hamtaro, Taisho & Tora-kun: You aren't the only one....

Panda: (whispers) Brace yourself Nonno, here it comes...

Kousi: Here I come, baby... Yyyeeeah!(splurt)

Hamtaro: Oh(splurt) man.

Panda: (splurt in Nonno's mouth)

Tora-kun: (splurt)

(offset)

Hana: (splurt)

Kururin: (splurt)

Lapiz: (splurt)

Jaja: Hey, watch your aim!

Niji: (splurt)

Jaja: Dammit, stop shooting at me!

Tora-chan: (splurt)

Noppo: (splurt in Tora-chan's rear)

(in the raftors)

Maido: Oh yeah. (splurt)

Kaburu: (split)

Megane: (splurt)

Jam: Man, did anyone hold it in?

Mahura: You mean besides (splurt) you?

Jam: Yeah.

Taisho: Ah, (splurt) cut! (splurt, splurt) Damn that felt good.

Jaja: God damn, you guys shot off like fireworks on the fourth of July. Did anyone hold it back?

Mahura: Just Jam.

Jaja: Were you giving head the whole time?

Mahura: I guess I was, wasn't I?

After everyone cleaned up the messes they made it was time for home.

Taisho: Nice job you guys, come back in the morrow.

Mahura: Jam, would you walk me home?

Jam: Don't you usually go home with the girls?

Mahura: True, but I can stick a round for a little while longer today. Jun's at study group.

Jam: Oh.

(Jam heads to his guest room and Mahura follows him)

Jam: You okay?

Mahura: You didn't answer my question.

Jam: (shrugs) Eh, why not, it won't be so bad. And we can talk as well...

Mahura: Yeah. Um, Jam... I was really bad at giving you a blowjob, wasn't I?

Jam: No, I just know how to injaculate.

Mahura: ??? Translation, please?

Jam: Injaculation; The act of tricking the body into ejaculation without sexual release.

Mahura: So technically, you cum in instead of cum out?

Jam: ...Something like that.

Mahura: I see. So that's why I wasn't graced with his seed. he never even loaded the gun... He shot a fucking blank on me. Does your dick even work?

Jam: Of course it works. I just kep my Vas Deferense from filling up, thas all.

Mahura: So you shot a blank...

Jam: You can't shoot anything if the barrell never gets loaded, Mahu-chan.

Mahura: (!-_-) It's time to walk me home now.

Jam: Cool, (strapping on pack) let's cut.

Jam and Mahura walked along the way to Jun's house. Mahura felt happy having Jam's company, since this was a first for both of them.

Mahura: Jam, do you like me?

Jam: I like everyone.

Mahura: I mean, do you "like" me?

Jam: I "like" everyone.

Mahura: (sigh) Jam, do you have feelings for me?

Jam: Enhance your question.

Mahura: Between us, do you have feelings for me?

Jam: Of course I do. I feel for all your girls, even the Mini Hams.

Mahura: (blush) Daide, Jam.

Jam: Come again?

Mahura: (blush) Onegai Jam, daide.

Jam: (folds arms) Not gonna happen.

Mahura: But Jam-

Jam: Mahu-chan....

Mahura: I.... I..... Jam....

Jam: You heard my answer, not gonna happen.

Mahura: Oh, all right... but you'll have to eventually.

Jam: We'll see.

Jam escorted Mahura to the window and saw her inside, then off he left.

Jam: That Mahura... she really is something else, isn't she? Well, I better get back to the clubhouse before-

Megane: Hello Jam, lovely weather we're having today, aren't we?

Jam: Shouldn't you be at the optometry?

Megane: Goldie and Curtis are having their caucus. But as for you... you have a lot of 'splaining to do.

Jam: Why don't you tell that to your girlham?

Megane: Oh she'll get hers. But right now, it's your turn.

Jam: I see.

Megane: I heard your little chat with Tora-chan today, and I have been taking considerable thought into what Kururin has been saying as of late... and I'm not finding this "kosher" as you say.

Jam: And you believe I'm the one to blame on this?

Megane: I didn't say that. But seeing Mahura suck you off during Kousi and Ribon's shoot was something I found disturbing.

Jam: You're not thinking she's gonna ditch you for me, are you?

Megane: That's not even option. Mahura would've already did that if it was on her mind. No, she's desiring you right now.

Jam: I need to turn off the charm.

Megane: I don't find this funny at all, Jam. Unlike you, I catch just gig off watching my girlham masturbate and all the while she's calling out your name. That urks me, Jam... so tomorrow, expect a little meeting of our minds.

Jam: (shrugs) Fine by me, now go deal with Mahura, you're her consort, not me.

(both hams cross paths as they walk away. Without turning their heads, one watches the other walk away)

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Yeah buddy, that's tension you need a steak knife to cut. Review and see you after the holidays.