Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ another mini ham in the house ( Chapter 9 )

BOOM!

(the rest of the hams were knocked over as Jam was the only ham standing)

Jam: (!^_^) Oopsie, that's a first. Everybody okay?

Kousi: What just happened?

Noppo: Wow, that felt like a bomb exploded in here.

Jam: Yeah, it was a Luminova.

Taisho: Well, since we're out of power, but blessed with light, we might as well clean up the place.

Hamtaro: Why do all of us have to clean up the clubhouse, Jam was the one who blew it up?

Taisho: It gets done faster that way.

Neteru: Chores should be done quickly, without hesitation.

With that, the hams began cleaning up the mess. (Jam was sweeping up and Tora-chan walks up to him)

Tora-chan: Hey Jam, I have a question for you.

Jam: Ask away.

Tora-chan: Do you like, like Mahura?

Jam: I like everyone.

Tora-chan: But you like Mahura, right?

Jam: You weren't hearing me I see....We're in the middle of cleaning....

Tora-chan: So you can let her see it without fear, but you're too chicken to whip it out for me?

Jam: You still haven't heard me I see...

Tora-chan: I heard you, but yes or no will do.

Jam: I just answered this question.

Unbeknownst to them, Megane had an ear on this chat.

Tora-chan: Okay, I'll be more specific. Do you wanna fuck Mahura?

Jam: Do I, or would I?

Tora-chan: Do you.

Jam: On the set.

Tora-chan: How about offset?

Jam: Absolutely not.

Tora-chan: But you just said that-

Jam: I'll be specific. In shoots, the pairs are determined at random. When I get paired up with Mahu-chan, but otherwise, it's not gonna happen. One thing I've learned is you don't mess with your bud's girlham. It always leads to trouble.

Tora-chan: Chicken shit. Okay, whip it out. Show me your soldier, Jam. It can't be as big as Mahura wigged out over.

Jam: Out in front of everyon? NTP, Tora-chan.

Tora-chan: You're wrong, you should confront these things quickly.

(Jam just holds up his hand and walks away)

Tora-chan: I know you're hiding something, Jam. But you can't hide it from me....

*

After everything was cleaned up, Jam went to his guest room and sat on the bed, fanning himself as he sat there. Ribon and Mahura were outside standing at the door looking at each other. An exchange of nodds and Ribon walks inside to chat with Jam.

Jam: A simple fan.... that's all that's left of that memory. It's all I have left...

Ribon: Of what, might I ask?

Jam: Roll-chan.

Ribon: How is Roll by the way?

Jam: No longer here.

Ribon: You mean she's gone?

Jam: Rye. It's long since a memory of that fateful day, but this fan holds that memory. The memory when her time ran out.

Ribon: Oh...

Jam: We were on a boat during our travels, heading to New York City. I was gigging on the deck, oblivious to the danger that lied waiting for me. At near last moment, I saw a nasty wave headed in my direction. Roll knocked me from the path of danger as the wave hit. When the water cleared, I was fine, but Roll was dangling for her life on a rope. I went down the rope to save her, repay my debt, I lended her my paw in the porcess. But she didn't take it, brushed it away, she did. Sure the rope was ready to go, but I promised to watch over her. I still remember her final words: "Remember me Jam, for you will always be in my heart as the one I love."

Outside, Mahura was in tears.

Tora-chan: (whispering) That's so totally sad.

Mahura: (whispering) Yeah....

Jam: As she fell, she threw me this very fan. It not only is a reminder of the day the world took Roll's life in place of my own, but it also carries her memory. How she would hold her own with this very fan, it was not only her weapon of choice, but also her greatest tool. She used it for much.

Ribon: (;_;) Oh Jam.... that's so painful.

Jam: When I got to NYC, I set sail a candle lit boat across the Atlantic a a tribute to her life... and a blessing to her new freedom. To think, we never even got to mate. Sure she was in heat since we met, but I never messed with her, even though she wanted and yearned for it.... she had a lot of love for me.

Ribon: Does it still hurt?

Jam: No, because I know that she was watching over me, and she's still doing that. But that was my Roll for you, such a brave sunny.....

Ribon: I see. So, are you ready to fall in love again?

Jam: (?_?) I'm sorry, what are you talking about again?

(All three girls fall over)

In his room, Panda was busy "caring for" his guest. Nonno was all moans as Panda worked her over.

Panda: Holy ham she's wet, I guess those vital points actually work. Jam, I owe you a biggie on these.

Nonno: No more, no more, quit teasing me, Panda-ku.

Panda: Just a little bit more... a little more, Nonno. I promise you...

Nonno: I can't take anymore of this, give it to me.

Panda: Almost time....

Nonno: (half whine, half moan) Panda...

Panda: Okay, now it's time.

(Panda rolls Nonno over onto her belly, then she presents herself to Panda, who in turn mounts her)

Panda: Okay. Ich, nii, san, shii. (Nonno grips into the cotton of the bed) Are you hurt?

Nonno: No, just be gentle with me, this is a first for me.

Panda: You and me both, honey. I'll go slow and speed up.

Panda began to pound into Nonno's hindquarters at that slow gentle pace, which of course had her moanoning like hell since Panda decided to fill her in while she was flooded down south. Even though they just started, Nonno was already feeling it throughout her spine.

Nonno: Ah... ah... ah... ah...

Panda: Yeah, this feels good.

Nonno: A little faster, please.

Panda: Sure, let's pace up a bit.

In addition to a little more speed, Panda put Nonno in a High Conference. Once Panda re-entered his partner, Nonno let out a nicely audible moan hear by the rest of the gang.

Taisho: What was that?

Ribon: Sounded like some girl.

Gucci: That voice is familiar.... but it can't be.

Nonno: Ohhhhh Panda!!!

Panda: Hey, low moans, babe, low moans.

[the gang runs to Panda's room and Taisho kicks the door open]

Taisho: (O_O) Panda: One, get the hell off that girl; two, who is this girl?; three, why aren't you putting this on camera?

Panda: (to Nonno) I'm really sorry about this.

Nonno: It's alright, Panda.

Panda: (dismounts Nonno) For crying out loud, didn't you read the sign on the doorknob?

Taisho: (sarcastically) I'm illit'rate, I can't read.

Panda: (*\_/) You lying son of a-

Nonno: Um, could you come back later, I'm in the middle of getting my cherry popped?

Gucci: So what's going--Oh, it's you. I should've known a brat like you would be here.

Nonno: Stop whining you stubborn bitch.

Gucci: Ah, go fuck yourself, Nonno.

Nonno: I was getting fucked before you all decided to show up.

Kururin: Hey, I heard all the commotion and decided to see what's up. (looks in the room) Well that explains it, Nonno's here.

Taisho: You know this girl, Kururin?

Kururin: That's Nonno, she's another one of the Mini Hams.

Nonno: Um....... was a Mini Ham.

*

Mahura: So now there are two Mini Hams in the clubhouse?

Kururin: That's right.

Jaja: It must be fun being in a pop star group.

Nonno: I'm not doing that anymore.

Ham Girls except Gucci: How come?

Nonno: We all dismembered a long time ago. The Mini Hams group is no more.

Gucci: I knew it, I knew you girls were nothing without me, and this is the proof.

Nonno: Suck my cooch, Gucci.

Gucci: I'm not that type of girl.

Tora-kun: So all you girls broke up? It's kind of sad, you really could sing.

Kururin: Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

Tora-kun: Nah, you're more like mashed potatoes.

Kururin: What the fuck does that mean?

Mahura: It mean you smell like stale panties.

Kururin: And you'd be the girl who knows that smell...

Taisho: Stop bickering you two. Anyway Nonno, what happened to you guys?

Nonno: We just decided to go our seperate ways.

Jam: That's right. One of you guys told me about that.

Gucci & Nonno: You ran into another one of us?

Jam: Actually, she ran into me one day during lunch. She was cool too, we had lunch, a nice chat, even did some dancing together. A cute sunny she was, sporting the stars and bars....

Nonno: Stars and bars you say...

Jam: Show you rye.

Ribon: What do you mean by "Stars and Bars" Jam?

Megane: The US flag. so she was in the fifty and the thirteen, eh?

Jam: Yup.

Nonno: Did she say where she was going?

Jam: Yeah, she said something.... too bad I dun remember where. But anyway, how did you get here anyway?

Panda: I found her curled up in a wet ball. She was soaked and a bit under the weather.

Hana: Speaking of weather, we're stuck here for a while. The rain's really coming down and we don't have any power.

Taisho: Even so, we have our lighting thanks to Jam and his light trick that bombed.

Jam: I said I was sorry, sheesh.

Hamtaro: Well, since we have one more friend to enjoy company with, we might as well decide who's going next.

Hana: Megane and I didn't even get to finish yet.

Nonno: Deal with it, honey. At least Taisho didn't ruin your first time like he ruined mine.

Kousi: Anyway everyone, I'm already doing the lottery. So let's see who comes up next.

Taisho: Good.

Kousi: (opens up the ball) Well we know Ribon's in the next shoot. Now for the guys...

Niji: I hope it's me...

Kousi: (shocked) O-kay....

Guys: Yeah?

Kousi: It's... me. I get to do it with Ribon-chan. (^_^)

Taisho: Move, lemme see. (takes the paper from Kousi) Hmf, you're with Ribon this shoot. Lucky bastard.... Panda, get the solar panels. Jam, you're gonna play the role of battery.

Jam: No way, I'm not a power source!

Taisho: All in favor of using Jam as a battery....

Hams: Aye!

Taisho: Decisíon Unanimé. Panda, get the solar panels, Jam... swallow your pride and be a battery for a while.

Jam: Kusoooooo. Ah, forget it.