Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ sweet release ( Chapter 15 )

Okay listen up, I'm saying this once. To every sob story who thinks that I've destroyed the sacredness of this "kids show" you whiners, step off me. my deal is the same as always, "If you can't stomach my material, then you shouldn't have read it in the first place." I'm the Eminem of Mediaminer Fanfics, haven't you learned yet. Now to answer some questions and comments:

 

1) R U a porn addict?

Hell yeah, even though I don't have any. I find it funny to see a girl giving head and her cheeks are puffy like they're stuffed with food. Porn ain't nothing but comedy to me.

2) For all those who thought that was the most messed up thing in the world! then more power to you to shut these kinds of people down.

Here's some cheap wine and a block of cheese... you crybaby. If anyone agrees with this comment, you're too young to read this stuff. That, or you just haven't grown up yet. Put your daiper back on and go back to Softcore Street. This story is like that new Carl's Jr. burger with the jalapeños in it. What did they say about it... oh yeah, "It ain't for babies." and neither is this.

3) What kind of creep do you have to be to post Hamster porn on an innocent website?

LOL, this isn't hamster porn, you just don't know about hamsters. Here's a fact: Hamsters are solitary animals, they only gather to mate. I don't just write about these hamsters, I research the actual animal. What Sho Pro Entertainment won't tell you about their cartoon which they put in the manga, is that Sandy, Pashmina and Bijou have sex with the male hams (except Snoozer and Penelope deals with Cappy). Try learning about animals before you piss a bitch about what they do. As for your question, you tell me.... wait, don't tell me.

 

4) Hamtaro was not made for sex scenes.

I got access to Hamtaro mangas that prove you wrong. Only these mangas don't use the hamsters, no. They would rather have Kana whip out a strap-on and let her and Laura get some lesbian action started. Now that one Manga where Roberto and Travis gangbang Kana was just crossing the line. I have morals to let the hamsters have sex instead of a bunch of fourth grade kids, it's called Dignity you asswipes.

5) I got a ham that wants in on this....

Well, email me a profile of him/her and I'll see what I can do.

6) I hate your kind, always trying to twist things in your evil ways.

Ah, we love you too... and it's because of people like you that keep people like me going. So as the song goes, "Why can't we be friends?"

 

Peacfully yours

-Katro Xebec XD

 

 

Jam and the girls sat at the table and enjoyed the meal he made for everyone. "Man, did I need to eat so badly. You're a real lifesaver, you know that Jam?" asked Hana.

"I'm glad you like my cooking." said Jam.

"Hey you girls, we brought back something to..." Hamtaro came in with some acorns only to find the girls eating. "sink your maws into..."

"You gonna just stand there or have some grub?" asked Jam.

"I see...."

All the guys sat at the table to eat Jam's cooking, which was enjoyed. "So Jam, what is this, it's so tender and juicy?" asked Tora-chan.

"Chicken." Jam answered.

Everyone turned towards Jam. "No seriously, what is this?" asked Noppo.

"Chicken. Real chicken, 100% yard bird."

"I'm gonna be sick...." said Kaburu.

"You're just saying that because you found out you're eating another animal."

"No, I mean I'm really gonna be sick."

"You ate all that red and white stuff." said Maido. "What is it anyway?"

"Striped Bandit." Jam answered.

 

"Pass the chicken." said Kousi.

"How can you eat this stuff?" asked Tora-chan. "It's another animal..."

"Who gives a shit? You were fine with it until you found out what it was. And now that you know what you're eatin', you're no longer hungry?"

"Yeah. I'm not a cannibal...."

"....Get out, now!" Jam yelled.

"Excuse me?"

"Leave, and leave this instant. And leave what you didn't touch on the table." Tora-chan left the table... "I didn't slave over the fire for ungrateful hams, especially those who are picky eaters. Some people need to appreciate someone's cooking instead of whining about the food. Either eat what's made for ya or starve... and if you wanna complain about the food, then you can't eat any of it."

"I'm not complaining, but this is a new twist on food." said Jaja.

"It's not like this isn't good for you..." said Kousi.

"Let's move on." said Tora-kun. "Taisho-kun, who's gonna be in the next shoot?"

"Dunno, we have to do a lottery." Taisho answered.

"What are you guys talking about?" asking Airin.

"Well, it's like this..." Tora-kun began. "I'm sure you noticed the set, right?"

"Yes."

"Well, we have the nice lottery drawing. The guy and gal who get picked in the lottery get some lines and then it's time for the humpin'."

"Humpin'.... as in sex..."

"That's right."

"No! That's wrong!" cried Aibon.

"No it's not."

"You film someone else's sex and get kicks out of it, it's wrong. How can you guys make porn like this?"

"You are all nasty." added Airin. "How can you profit off of this?"

"We are getting paid for this, we're doing this to let off the tension of the season." explained Niji. "It was something that was decided on, not something for profit."

"Sex is supossed to be a wonderful event with you and your partner, not with every pick of the litter. Pornstars are legalized sluts, they have no shame for their bodies, especially the girls." said Aibon.

"We aren't disgusting." Tora-kun said in deffense. "And the girls here aren't sluts either. We have morals, and most of the girls here have boyhams. Besides, pornstars have sex with perfect strangers... We're all friends here and despite the couples here, we have respect for them you silly girl."

"We aren't sick, you're just nuts." added Niji.

"You're all a bunch of horny pervs who have no shame for your bodies. Sex with your friends instead of with your partner only."

"You stubborn little-"

"Tora, Niji, that's enough." Gucci cut in. "I won't let you two talk to my girls this way."

"Thanks Gu, I think." said Aibon.

"Besides, it's clear that they're afraid of the opposite sex."

"Heke?!"

 

During all this excitement, Panda snuck off to his room with Nonno in tote. the two sat on his bed. "Panda-ku." Nonno cooed.

"Nonno-chan." Panda cooed.

"I.... I-"

"It's okay, just lay back. This time, we finish our first."

"Right... oh and please be gentle with me."

Oh course, Nonno's way too delicate, don't repeat your mistakes from last time.

Nonno undressed herself then fell to the bed. Panda spread her open and began to continue his work. Practically when lips met, Nonno was all moans. before Panda opened her up like this, she never knew of such pleasuring. the way she was eaten make her frame contract. She placed her paw in her crotch, "No, not yet." was Panda's response and continued to revive his pallate for the purple mini ham. "Pan-da, quit teasing me." Nonno whimpered.

"Almost ready." said Panda. He was preping a condom while his lubing of her slit went on.

"I can't wait anymore, I need you now..."

Yup she's ready for it...

 

Panda sat Nonno up and gave her a kiss, then she turned her back to him and went into her lordtic position. {This is the basic position female hamster place themselves in before recieving their partner. Breeders recognize this by the female raising her tail and and spreading her hindlegs.} Panda took a deep breath and mounted his partner. Remember, she's delicate.... he though. His entrance was slow and it made Nonno squeal. Once he was inside, he began to slowly thrust against Nonno's hindquarters, her paws were dug into the cover. "Aaaaahh!" she simply cooed.

Panda complied with his partner. "It's... so warm...."

"Moto... moto...."

"Hai, Nonno."

Panda sped up his thrusts, he was now pumping into Nonno's guts and her squeals were heard. He grunted along with her as his member was getting clamped by her walls. Too... tight... Can't move.... he thought, then took a finger to her clitoris.

"U-ki... uki... uki..." Nonno was all blushed out.

There, that's it. Now let's really get down.

With a bit more freedom, Panda began to pick up the pace. the two squealed in unison as the sex just kept intensifying. "Panda...."

"Nonno..."

"F-faster...."

"Okay."

Panda obliged to his mate, but soon his hips bucked against his will. he could no longer control himself anymore, not that it matered. Nonno bucked and contracted as Panda just continued his sexual hammerring of her sex. Meanwhile.... "I'm not afraid of men." said Airin.

"Prove it." said Gucci.

"Why should I?"

"You seem like a lesbo to me. And what better girl to do it with than Aibon."

"I love her, but I don't love her." said Aibon.

 

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I can't take much more." moaned Nonno.

"Same here." said Panda. "Ten more seconds..."

"I... I... Ahhhh!"

Oh well... Panda just pulled out of her and removed his rubber. Then Nonno took him into her mouth and blew his load from him. after you prick was empty, Nonno ulled him from her mouth, then spit out his essence, rubs it into her paws and all over her torso. Panda pecked her cheek and the two passed out into sleep.

*

The hams were starting to head off for home as it was that time again. "Well, Aibon, Airin," Taisho began. "I won't throw you out because of your views on sex, so let me show you to your rooms. Right this way ladies."

"Thanks, and sorry about that." said Aibon.

"Sex is a really big deal to us." added Airin.

"I'll be back in the morning." said Panda.

"I'll be wating." said Nonno as she gave a schmubby wubby to Panda, seeing him off."

 

Jam headed off to his room. Well, everyone seems to have left, so I might as well head to the room. he though on his way. Jam opened the door to his room and saw he had a guest waiting for him. "How long have you been in here?"

"No matter, I was just being patient." Mahura answered.

"Not to sound cold, but you should be heading back to your owner."

"That's very considerate of you Jam, but I'm not going home today. Jun will be okay without me for one day."

"What did you do, leave her a letter or something?"

"Actually, yes."

 

At Home, Jun walked into her room, "Mahura, I'm home. Man I have to tell you about my day." Jun looked at the cage and saw a piece of paper, but no hamster. "That's odd, Mahura isn't in her cage, but this note is. Dearest Jun,

 

"As of late, I haven't really been myself. I've been confused for some time and I decided to go and find myself. Please understand that I'm not doing this because I don't love you anymore, I do, but I have to find myself. Be strong and worry not about me, I'll be okay... and I'll return to you soon as a better hamster.

 

Yours with love,

-Mahura-chan.

 

P.S.

Dont cry, I will return."

 

"That was original." said Jam.

"Thank goodness Noppo taught us how to write." said Mahura.

"I see. Well, what is on your mind?"

"You... and I need to know something very important."

"Shoot."

"Jam....... why are you afraid to fall in love with me?"

"I have not that fear."

"Really..." Mahura advanced onto Jam who backed away from her. "I knew it, you don't really care about me, do you?"

"That's not it. It's just that-"

"It's just what?"

"......I'm not yours and vice versa."

"So you'll love Lapis but not me? That's not fair..."

"Hold on. I feel for all of you the same way, Mahu-chan. I don't play favorites with you sunnies."

All of a sudden, Jam caught a hiff of a familiar scent. "I don't believe you."

"....Mahu-chan....."

"Jam, why are you acting this way?"

"I just have a lot on my mind at the moment."

Mahura gave a sigh. "You're still in pain from Roll... Jam, just this once, let all of it go. All your worries, all your cares, all that confuses you. The only thing that matters now is you and me. No one else, just us."

".....Rye."

 

Mahura placed her paw on Jam's cheek, then kissed him and when she broke away, a nice trail of salivary fluid was between their mouths. That's Mahu-chan, always compassionate. Jam thought. In a way, we're practically alike... if not opposites.

"Onegai, daidé Jam." Mahur said softly.

She seems anxious for this. "Okay, Mahu-chan." Jam resonded.

Jam moved closer to Mahur, but she pushed him away gently. "No, wait."

"Something the matter?"

"I wanna be with the 'True Jam' right now." Mahura removed the headset and placed it aside, then removed his visor and gave a loving smile. "That's right, this is the first time I've actually seen your eyes."

"Chew datz."

"That's a nice color, very warm."

"Harvest Gold." Jam removed Mahura's scarf from her neck and placed it aside with his stuff. The two kissed again with eyes closed and fell to one side, the left to be exact. Well Megane, it's time to face my fate. I just never thought it would be like this.

 

Jam placed his paws on Mahura's bust and began by rubbing her chest down, making her coo. Mahura just remained flat on her back all blushed out and enjoying Jam's touch. His finger traced her body and back again, then she was turned to her belly. Jam mounted Mahura, placing his paws over her mounds, fondling and caressing them, bringin more coos from Mahura. "Your touch is gentle." said Mahura.

"Tinky." Jam replied. "You smell pretty, too."

"Thanks, I'm all yours now.."

Not entirely.... "Your kama-salila is intermediate... And now, I'll hit your vital points."

"Is that... Aaahhh!"

Jam started working the vital points in Mahura's mounds, then his left paw moved down her frame and to her front door, pressing the vital points down there. Mahura's body began to pleasurably spasm as more moans left her and Jam continued to work his magic. I hope you're taking notes.... Jam thought, then waved to the door. Enjoy the show, Megane.

How did he know I was here and watching? wondered Megane. Bah, I forgot, he can smell me. Curse his incredible sense of smell.

Mahura moaned as she was being eaten by Jam. "Ahh, so good..."

"Such strong kama-salila." Jam said.

"No more, I can't take this no more."

"You mean anymore. And be patient, Mahu-chan, you'll get yours soon." Jam noticed something, Mahura took his right hand and started sucking his middle finger. Is that so... Well now...

"I'm begging, no more Jam." Mahura whimpered.

"Now now, you have to present to me."

"My legs are weak."

"You don't have to take a high conference."

"Oh, okay."

 

Mahura lifter her hindquarters, then Jam took it. Remember Mahura, Jam's dick is bigger than Megane's. the mentally told herself.

"You have a request, right?" Jam asked.

"Hai."

"....Go on."

"Ejaculate... all over me."

Man, does that word bring me back to Sexpert class...

Jam slid in slowly and Mahura moaned as he entered her. This didn't sit still with Megane. I know I practically made Jam do this, but why do I feel bad about this? he thought.

Jam started pumping into Mahura, making her moaned and coo. Jam had his eyes closed as he readjusted his mounted poise over Mahura. "Moto, moto, moto!" Mahura cried.

"Ye-yo, Mahura. Ye-yo..." said Jam.

"Ooh, u-kiiii!"

Look at him, he's not even moaning, it's not like he's even trying to have sex. thought Megane. Or at least that would appear, he's really moving on her, but he's remaining calm. Maybe this is my fault...

Mahura came and Jam began to readjust his pacing. "Feel batter?" he asked her.

"Moto." answered Mahura.

"Okay."

 

Jam went back to pumping Mahura, turning her on her back and placed his paws on her mounds. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, faster...." Mahura cooed.

Jam just boliged. "Ye-yo, ye-yo Mahura." Jam said.

Man, I can't believe Jam hasn't even started grunting yet... thought Megane. Mahura already came too, he's fucking her better than I do. he began to cry.

"Uki..... Uki, uki, uki, uki..." Mahura moaned.

You really couldn't wait could you. Are you ready for your second release? thought Jam. He sat her up in his lap and started bouncing her, making her moan louder.... "Jam, I love you." Mahura said.

"Took the words from me, Mahu-chan." said Jam.

Jam sped up the pace and it only made Mahura's body go mad. I... I can't believe it... I'm ready again. Thought Mahura.

She really feels satisfied. thought Jam.

That look, she's going to come again. thought Megane....

 

...And she did, but Jam kept up his pace, he felt happy and just let her body speak for her. "Moto...." Mahura said breathing heavily.

"One more I take it..." said Jam. He pulled out of her and set himself between her mounds and worked her chest. Mahura placed Jam in her mouth and sucked him off. One paw on the rod, the other holding the gems, blushing all the way. This is what I want, noting else right now. she thought.

So much for all over her... Jam thought. At least I'll be in her now. Jam still made sure his finger kept Mahura's slit company.

Well, he did it. He had sex with her... Megane though as he turned to leave. He held up his end of it, so I'll hold up mine.

Okay, Mahura, you've waited long enough. thought Jam. He then began unloading himself into Mahura's mouth. Mahura just held him in place and took it all to the head. Once Jam was done, Mahura let him leave her mouth and he rolled off of her to her side. "That was precious." he told her.

"Took the words right from me." Mahura said, then passed out into slumber.

Jam placed his arms around Mahura. Rest well Mahu-chan, rest well.