Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ healing technique ( Chapter 18 )

Jam opened his eyes and took the orb from Hermana's head. Hitomi looked up still hoping everything went okay, but as she saw Hermana sit up, she went over to her and gave her a hug while in tears. Reunited. Hmf, I better let these two catch up. Jam thought and walked out of the room. Jam then took a seat at the table and placed his paws behind his head. "So how did everything go?" asked Taisho.

"Do you really have to ask?" Jam shot at him.

"Of course, I wanna know."

Jam fell out of his seat. "Should've known."

 

Before someone else could speak, Hitomi and Hermana walked out of the room, both of them still had tears in their eyes, but they were happy nonetheless. "Well, that answered my question." said Nurse Ham. "Though I kinda feel bad that I couldn't do anything else for her..."

"Nonesense, you did great." said Tora-kun. "Jam just added onto your aid."

"It's good to see you're happy again." said Nurse Ham.

"Yes.... yes it is." Hitomi.

"Well now that this is over with, I can get back to why I'm really here. So with that said... back in the room, Jam."

"Fine by me." said Jam as he headed for the room. Nurse Ham closed the door behind them.

Hitomi was in awe. "Wow, he's amazing...." she said with admiration.

"You don't know how right you are." said Lapis.

Niji was once again pissed off. She just got here and Jam already has her hooked. It's not fair I tell ya'. he cried mentally.

*

Hitomi introduced herself and Hermana to the rest of the hams as Nurse Ham continued to give routine physicals to the guys. As this happened, Hitomi was filled in on what was going on in the clubhouse. "Sounds interesting, you don't mind if I get in on this do you?" asked Hitomi.

"I like you already, so anxious to help out." said Tora-kun.

"Actually, I would like to start repaying my debt."

"....Man, shot down again."

"Man, your game is terrible." said Merika.

"At least I know how to control my body." said Tora-kun

"Too bad you forgot how to control your mouth..." Tora-chan trailed off.

"Hardy har har, oniichan. Laugh it all up, I'm just a big joke to you all aren't I?"

"You are to them, but you're just a cat fucker to me." said Holly.

"You know Holly, I've had enough of this whole 'Cat Fucker' persona. You forgot that I risked my neck to save yours that night. But instead of gratitude, you give me this crap? Just how long are you gonna keep this going anyway?"

"Truth hurts, doesn't it?"

"Bah, I give up. I'm tired of chasing women, I'm going celibate."

"Bullshit. The day you go celibate is the day I get pregnant." said Kururin.

"I'm glad she said it." said Tora-chan.

The other girls just laughed.

 

In the room, Nurse Ham was tending to Panda, but there was a pickle going on with them. ".....Oh man, it's no happening." said Panda.

"Don't gimme that crap, Panda." said Nurse Ham. "If Kaburu can orgasm in the container, then so can you."

"But it's not working...."

"Lies... You can cum like a fire hose for Nonno, but you shoot blanks for me?"

"Sorry, I just can't cum. okay?"

"I find that hard to believe."

"Well, I can't masturbate under this observation. Even Nonno hasn't seen me jack off."

I don't know which was more stubborn to get a sperm sample from, Panda or Jam. Well since you wanna play hardball, fine by me.

 

Nurse Ham got Panda's sperm sample... though she had to suck it out of him. "You suck too hard." said Panda.

"Stop crying." said Nurse Ham. "Besides, you won't ever play Blanx with me ever again."

"I'm sorry, well at least I'm never gonna try this again...."

 

Meanwhile, Hermana was put to sleep and Hitomi was talking it up to the girls. "So tell me, what's up with the sun ham over there dancing solo?" asked Hitomi.

"That's Jam." Ribon answered. "And well... Jam is Jam."

Hitomi felt out in the cold. "Well that helped a lot."

"You know, you're best off trying not to figure out Jam." advised Noppo. "A lot of us tried and end up feeling confused or underestimated."

"Jam from what I've learned, is a 'Jack of all trades' to say the least." said Tora-kun. "Jut when you think you've figured him out, he hits you with something you never thought he'd be or become."

"What he means, is that it's best to just say Jam's not one of those you wanna question, 'cause you just end up confused. Take it from experience, I've tried."

"I think Jam is cute." said Hitomi.

"Who doesn't think Jam is cute?" asked Jaja.

"Wait 'til you have a 'session' with him." said Lapis with glowing eyes.

"You'll have to excuse Lapis." said Holly. "She had sex with Jam in the opening shoot and her snatch gushed like Old Faithful. I never thought I'd see a girl have an orgasm like that."

 

The door opened and Nurse Ham walked out the door. "I don't know why I even give you a physical, I know you're healthy." said Nurse Ham.

"Because it's your job." answered Neteru.

"Just be a bit more active, you don't wanna get Sleeping Sickness."

"Be active, yeah right. I'm too laid back to be active, but I'll try...."

He may do nothing but sleep, but he can really unload.... "Maido-kun, come on in."

 

"Say, Hitomi, lemme ask you something." said Niji.

"Sure, what?" questioned Hitomi.

"Do you wanna have sex later?"

"Sure, why not? Not that I really care about doing it anyway...."

All the hams except Neteru and Jam turned in her direction. "Heke!" they responded.

"Majority of men nowadays only care about coming inside of a girl and the pleasures of sex and possibly making her rear in litters to see that, 'Even after I die and my bones have withered away in time, my balls will still be working.' Now there are those few who actually care about the girl they partner up with, but it's mostly about fucking, fucking, fucking, more fucking, did I mention fucking and... oh yeah, FUCKING!"

"Most girls nowadays only care about how many boars they can sleep with." Nurse Ham added. "Its sad how ham hams can turn sleeping with other hams into sport."

"Or as an excuse to get some gratitude." added Holly.

Ha, ha... thought Tora-kun.

"My thing is this: I don't give a shit about having sex with men. I wanna do it, I'm gonna do it, we're gonna do it, then after it's done... we'll either remember it, forget about it, or get on with life." Hitomi continued. "Now don't get me wrong hams, I have nothing against men, despite the many experiences I've had with them, we know that argument is debatable, but face facts; 1) Unless you're really serious about it, just play the field; 2) If a girl gets knocked up just to keep a guy, then there really is no love in it; 3) Like Nurse Ham pointed out, 'Sex' is sport to some and a game to others; and 4) Sex is something that all people, if not both of the two, need an emotional base to it, otherwise you're just doing number one, 'Playing the field' instead."

 

Wow, she's raw-but-real. thought Merika. She thinks like Jam in a way...

"No offense, but you're a bit of a carefree slut." said Aibon. "A sensible carefree slut, but a carefree slut nonetheless."

"Well excuse the fuck out of me for trying to be high and mighty like you, sister."

"Girls, girls, hold on a minute." Nurse Ham stepped in. "Let's look at it this way, everyone's view on sex is different. Sex and love are two halves of a whole picture."

"Man, are you wrong." said Hitomi. "Sex has nothing to do with love... at least not anymore. I can tell just by how you portray me that you're one of those old fashion girls, Aibon. you'll save yourself for your lover, have sex, and then you'll find out that he only used you for your sweet ass. And once you find out and he leaves you, you'll sit there and cry your heart out."

"You may have just gotten here, but I'm already starting to have my fill of your bullshit." said Aibon.

"Well bring it on, I'm not afraid of you."

"Consider it brought."

"Hey, get over it you two." said Taisho.

 

No use, Hitomi and Aibon ran towards each other, but the two were blocked by a wall of fire. "'Disturb not the harmony of friends of old and friends of anew. Should balance of coexistence become slanted instead of parallel, chaos ensues the land.'" quoted Jam.

"......Nani ho?" Aibon and Hitomi asked with confused looks on their faces.

"Much better. Now don't bring weenie tots to someone's table and call it beef."

The girls had sweatdrops. "O-kay, did anyone catch that?" asked Hitomi.

"No." the other hams answered.

"Don't cause trouble over little things." Neteru answered as he turned on his belly in his sleep.

*

Nurse ham decided to finish up the guys. Tora-kun was the last one she gave a physical to. Something's odd going on, the guys have left the nurse's care a bit too oddly. Thought Holly. Ironically enough, none of them smell like sex. Hmm.....

 

"So, tell me how healthy you've maintained." Nurse Ham began.

"I keep it real, baby." Tora-Kun said.

"Is that so?"

"Well you know me, I'm always having an appetite."

"Well, how's your appetite for me?"

Tora-kun began to sweat. "Er, moving on... I got a problem."

"Really? Lay on your belly and tell me about it."

"It's like this. I save this girl's life, her name is Josephine, and every time I try to get a thank you from her, she acts ungreateful and does me so cold-hearted. Is it so wrong to get a little gratitude from someone you rescue, even if you risk your own neck in the process?"

"I know who he's talking about.... Well, if it were me, I would give you a nice reward."

"Really? You'd reward me?"

"Of course... You would want a reward from me, right?"

"Always."

"Now for my personal question, how do you feel about me?"

"Uh... are you sure I should be discussing this matter right now?"

"You better, keeping in mind I'm holding your sperm makres in my paw. Cough twice."

*cough cough*

".....Cough twice again."

*cough cough*

"I knew it, you're backing up down here."

"I am?"

"Yes, yes you are and it's not good."

 

Outside, the rest of the gang was talking it up, except for one specific ham. Now I know it doesn't take this long to have a check-up. I smell a rat here and I don't mean us. thought Holly. Let's see what the clubhouse RN is REALLY doing.

*slurch, slurch, slurch* "You like this, don't you?" asked Nurse Ham while giving Tora-kun a blowjob.

"Ohhhh yeah." Tora-kun answered. "This is bedside manor...."

"Admit it, you want me, don't you?"

"Well, I...."

Nurse Ham came off the rod. "I get it, you wan't the ungrateful girl instead of me, is that it?"

"W..now wait a minute...."

"So you never really crushed for me, did you?"

"Of course I do, but it's just-"

"It's just what, am I not good enough for you?"

"Actually, you're too good for me."

"You need to lie better."

"I'm being honest here. I mean, why would you want a guy like me? You're a nurse with a recognizeable repute and high prestige. I'm not even close to being a medical scrub, why would you want me?"

"So you do like me? Good. Now lemme show you my gratitude..."

 

Nurse Ham put Tora-kun on his back and began to straddle him. Tora-kun was in heaven, the feel of Nurse Ham's snatch was something he only dreamed about... now, he was actually doing the nurse, his nurse. Though she'd never admit it, Nurse Ham actually likes the flirt. Holly cracked the door open to see such "nursing techniques" the nurse was doing. Tora, you baka, you're fucking that slutty nurse... she thought. It's just as I expected, she must've done it with the other males. I knew something was wrong with this picture, I had a feeling that was going on with all the guys, I... then Holly started to realize the whole thing. I'm starting to get turned on by this display.

"How do you like it, it's my special healing technique." Nurse Ham explained. "I've practiced with my vibrator, but you're the first one I've ever sexed."

"So you're not a virgin anymore..." moaned Tora-kun.

"Nope, this is my first time."

"I can tell, your walls are still here..."

"Come on baby, thrust me from below."

"Sure."

 

Tora-kun placed his paws on Nurse Ham's hips and began to move his hips with hers. He had the nurse moaning... Then out of the corner of his eye, he saw the door was opened slightly. Tora-kun saw Holly watching them and pleasuring her body in the process. What, you're watching us and you didn't bring a camera along? he thought. Oh well, but I better put on a good show for you. He then sat up and put the nurse on her back, turned her over on her belly and began to hit it from the back. Consider this as a little bit of what you're missing, Holly. Not that it matters, I'll be doing you eventually.

"Tora baby, fuck me harder." Nurse Ham cooed.

"Well, lemme use a style that's just for us then." Tora said.

"Oh yeah, do it. Do it to me."

 

Tora-kun put Nurse Ham on her head, then joined her on his head and started to pound into her front door, making her queif. Then he began to explain. "Normally, this is a wrestling move called a 'small package', but I decided to try sex this way. What do you think?"

"I think I'm cumming..." Nurse Ham responded.

"You don't have to wait for me. Orgasm when you're ready..."

Holly couldn't take anymore, she closed the door and b-lined for the toilet. When she got there, she made sure her orgasm went down the drain instead of on the floor. Though she hated to admit it, Tora-kun finally made her weak. You cat fucker, damn you. Ba-kaaaa! she screamed in her mind.

 

Nurse Ham walked out of the room after Tora-kun. "Well, I can safely say that everyone has a clean bill of health." she announced to the group.

"That's good to know." said Kousi.

"Very good indeed."

"Hey, where's Holly at?" asked Kururin.

"I saw her run to the throne." Jam answered. "I guess she really had to go." A smile hit his brow as he continued to gig.

"Well, I'm gonna leave now, I'll see you next check-up everyone." said Nurse Ham.

"Bye, Nurse Ham." said the gang.

"Byekwee." said Chibi.

"See ya." said Jam. Tora, you rat. You had sex with the nurse, not to mention an "unknown" audience. Jam stopped and held the Eye of Horus in his paw. Poor Holly, you should know that nothing gets past me...