Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ Our New Motto ( Chapter 5 )
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By: ani_cat_candy 
Enough tip-toeing around. Get your asses out there and destroy those bastards!
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.24.2009 | Updated On: 02.02.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 349 | Status: Work In Progress
Enough tip-toeing around. Get your asses out there and destroy those bastards!
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.24.2009 | Updated On: 02.02.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 349 | Status: Work In Progress
Hellsing Goes American
Chapter 5: Our New Motto
Candy smiled to herself as she followed Walter to her new office. It was a good day. She had managed to get one of the old farts to squeek when she had turned to Cat. "You have no right to run this organization. You are mearly a child, a bloody American at that! You have no respect what so ever for God, England or the Queen! You-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She slamed her hands down onto the comference table, causing the man to squeek and shrink back in his chair. A sadistic smile crept to her face, "I didn't choose to fuckin' be here, I was draged from my home by your mother-fuckin' lackys. But, sense I'm here, and it seems no one's gonna' let me go back, you're fuckin' stuck with me." She sat back down with a sigh before looking back up with her cute, childish smile, "Okay?"
She spent the rest of the day reading through files and doing paper work.. Hope they don't mind a few doodles on these papers..
She started with the file from last night and was pleasantly surprised when she read about Alucard.
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Name: Alucard (real name unknown.. does not care what he's called)
Age: 800+
Height: 7' .5"
Weight: Unknown
Country of Origin: Unknown
Relations: Vampire -Has one servant of his own, Officer Seras Victoria
Position Within Hellsing: Personal Servant / Pet to current head of the Hellsing family
Weakneses: Silver, Blessed Items, Garlic; No known way to actually kill him
Mental Status: Completely Insane
Warning: Very fond of annoying his Master & subordanates as well as randomly appearing out of nowhere, walking through walls or comeing through floors or celings instead of using a door, listening to peoples thoughts, messing with peoples dreams, drinking blood, killing things (Human or not), making messes, and generally being a pain in the arse
Details provided by Walter C. Dornes
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A pet vampire, awesome! He probably has some pretty good stories to tell, being so old and all. Candice never did get along well with people her own age or younger, one of her favorite past times was going to the old-folks home and listening to the stories they had to tell, especially the war vets.
She sat back in her chair to relax a moment, her hand was cramping up from so much writing. Weren't vampires not supposed to be able to be out in the sunlight? Alucard was in her room that morning, the curtians were open letting the sun in...
The phone rang, interupting her thoughts. She hated talking on the phone. She glared at it a moment. It just rang again, so she sighed and picked it up, "Ye~s?" "I beg your pardon Miss, but we have a situation on our hands," Walter spoke calmly from the other end. "You need to come out to the front of the mannor to speak with Mr Howards, the commander of the Hellsing army." She smiled, "Okee-dokee-smoky!" She giggled as she hung up the phone and skipped out of the office and to the front lawn of the mannor.
When she opend the front door she gasped. There in all it's glory was her army. All of the soldiers lined up and ready for their orders.
Walter snapped her out of her little fantacy world and pointed to a man standing near-by. Must be the Commander. She walked over to him and gave him a cute smile and a wave as he looked a bit confused. This was their new leader? He shook his head and extended his hand in greeting, "I'm Commander Howards. You are Miss Candice, correct?"
"Yes sir." She bowed "Very nice to meet you, Sir." She wasn't too fond of shaking hands. He held his hands behind his back, "And you as well, Miss. Forgive me for being rude, but we don't have much time. There have been reports of a large number of Freaks and Gouls attacking citicens in one of the major resadential districts of London. There are many innocent civilians still in the area, makeing it rather difficult to take out these monsters. My suggestion, Miss, is to send out all units and hope for the best. However, we need your permission to go through with anything."
She had read the reports that were piled up on the desk. Aparently, this is what they always did in this kind of situation, and this kind of situation has been comeing up a lot. There have been many casualties due to the soldiers trying to NOT hit any Humans. Well, no more. Not while she's in charge. She hasn't read all of those war stratagy books for nothing!
"So, what your saying is that your going to just send them all in and let them get slaughtered while makeing sure no Humans get hurt?"
She didn't give him a chance to respond, "With the number that are out there, IF there were no civilians to get in the way, how many soldiers would it take?"
He gave her a questioning look before answering, "One unit would suffice.." "Then send out one unit and don't worry about the civilians." She gave him a small bow and turned to leave. "But Miss Candice! We cannot kill innocent civilians!"
She turned back to him and smiled, "Call me Cat." She turned to the soldiers and looked them over once more. She had butterflies doing gymnastics in her tummy. "Alright!" She spoke loud enough for them all to hear, which was quite something, she normally spoke so quietly you'd think she was whispering (speaking at what others would consider a normal volume, to her, felt like she was shouting).
"Unit one will be heading out this mission. Do not worry about civilians, just get in there and take those basterds out." She paused, the soldiers all had some pretty funny looks on their faces, almost as if they thought she were crazy.
She took a deep breath to calm herself, she's wanted to say this her whole life. "You don't win a war by dieing for your country, you make Them die for Theirs, so Kill them all, and let God sort 'em out!"
AN: Yes we have read quite a few war stratagy books including The Art Of War by Sun Tzu.. Our favorite!
Anyways.. What were we going to say? Hmmm... Oh well! R&R Please!?!?!
Alucard: "Can I go?"
Cat: "I need you here."
Alucard: looks sad "Why?"
Cat: pulls out sketchpad and pencil "I want to daw you, silly!"
Alucard: "damn." looks hopefull "cloths off?"
Cat: "Hell yea!... erm.. I mean... if you don't mind." gives an innocent smile
Alucard: XD
Victoria: 0_oU "TMI! I'm out of here!"
Integra: o_0 "Wait for me!"
Cat: =^____^= V
Chapter 5: Our New Motto
Candy smiled to herself as she followed Walter to her new office. It was a good day. She had managed to get one of the old farts to squeek when she had turned to Cat. "You have no right to run this organization. You are mearly a child, a bloody American at that! You have no respect what so ever for God, England or the Queen! You-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She slamed her hands down onto the comference table, causing the man to squeek and shrink back in his chair. A sadistic smile crept to her face, "I didn't choose to fuckin' be here, I was draged from my home by your mother-fuckin' lackys. But, sense I'm here, and it seems no one's gonna' let me go back, you're fuckin' stuck with me." She sat back down with a sigh before looking back up with her cute, childish smile, "Okay?"
She spent the rest of the day reading through files and doing paper work.. Hope they don't mind a few doodles on these papers..
She started with the file from last night and was pleasantly surprised when she read about Alucard.
--------------------------------------------------------- ------
Name: Alucard (real name unknown.. does not care what he's called)
Age: 800+
Height: 7' .5"
Weight: Unknown
Country of Origin: Unknown
Relations: Vampire -Has one servant of his own, Officer Seras Victoria
Position Within Hellsing: Personal Servant / Pet to current head of the Hellsing family
Weakneses: Silver, Blessed Items, Garlic; No known way to actually kill him
Mental Status: Completely Insane
Warning: Very fond of annoying his Master & subordanates as well as randomly appearing out of nowhere, walking through walls or comeing through floors or celings instead of using a door, listening to peoples thoughts, messing with peoples dreams, drinking blood, killing things (Human or not), making messes, and generally being a pain in the arse
Details provided by Walter C. Dornes
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A pet vampire, awesome! He probably has some pretty good stories to tell, being so old and all. Candice never did get along well with people her own age or younger, one of her favorite past times was going to the old-folks home and listening to the stories they had to tell, especially the war vets.
She sat back in her chair to relax a moment, her hand was cramping up from so much writing. Weren't vampires not supposed to be able to be out in the sunlight? Alucard was in her room that morning, the curtians were open letting the sun in...
The phone rang, interupting her thoughts. She hated talking on the phone. She glared at it a moment. It just rang again, so she sighed and picked it up, "Ye~s?" "I beg your pardon Miss, but we have a situation on our hands," Walter spoke calmly from the other end. "You need to come out to the front of the mannor to speak with Mr Howards, the commander of the Hellsing army." She smiled, "Okee-dokee-smoky!" She giggled as she hung up the phone and skipped out of the office and to the front lawn of the mannor.
When she opend the front door she gasped. There in all it's glory was her army. All of the soldiers lined up and ready for their orders.
Walter snapped her out of her little fantacy world and pointed to a man standing near-by. Must be the Commander. She walked over to him and gave him a cute smile and a wave as he looked a bit confused. This was their new leader? He shook his head and extended his hand in greeting, "I'm Commander Howards. You are Miss Candice, correct?"
"Yes sir." She bowed "Very nice to meet you, Sir." She wasn't too fond of shaking hands. He held his hands behind his back, "And you as well, Miss. Forgive me for being rude, but we don't have much time. There have been reports of a large number of Freaks and Gouls attacking citicens in one of the major resadential districts of London. There are many innocent civilians still in the area, makeing it rather difficult to take out these monsters. My suggestion, Miss, is to send out all units and hope for the best. However, we need your permission to go through with anything."
She had read the reports that were piled up on the desk. Aparently, this is what they always did in this kind of situation, and this kind of situation has been comeing up a lot. There have been many casualties due to the soldiers trying to NOT hit any Humans. Well, no more. Not while she's in charge. She hasn't read all of those war stratagy books for nothing!
"So, what your saying is that your going to just send them all in and let them get slaughtered while makeing sure no Humans get hurt?"
She didn't give him a chance to respond, "With the number that are out there, IF there were no civilians to get in the way, how many soldiers would it take?"
He gave her a questioning look before answering, "One unit would suffice.." "Then send out one unit and don't worry about the civilians." She gave him a small bow and turned to leave. "But Miss Candice! We cannot kill innocent civilians!"
She turned back to him and smiled, "Call me Cat." She turned to the soldiers and looked them over once more. She had butterflies doing gymnastics in her tummy. "Alright!" She spoke loud enough for them all to hear, which was quite something, she normally spoke so quietly you'd think she was whispering (speaking at what others would consider a normal volume, to her, felt like she was shouting).
"Unit one will be heading out this mission. Do not worry about civilians, just get in there and take those basterds out." She paused, the soldiers all had some pretty funny looks on their faces, almost as if they thought she were crazy.
She took a deep breath to calm herself, she's wanted to say this her whole life. "You don't win a war by dieing for your country, you make Them die for Theirs, so Kill them all, and let God sort 'em out!"
AN: Yes we have read quite a few war stratagy books including The Art Of War by Sun Tzu.. Our favorite!
Anyways.. What were we going to say? Hmmm... Oh well! R&R Please!?!?!
Alucard: "Can I go?"
Cat: "I need you here."
Alucard: looks sad "Why?"
Cat: pulls out sketchpad and pencil "I want to daw you, silly!"
Alucard: "damn." looks hopefull "cloths off?"
Cat: "Hell yea!... erm.. I mean... if you don't mind." gives an innocent smile
Alucard: XD
Victoria: 0_oU "TMI! I'm out of here!"
Integra: o_0 "Wait for me!"
Cat: =^____^= V