Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ Do We Need A Demonstration? ( Chapter 6 )
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By: ani_cat_candy 
Cat tells a story to get the soldiers to move their asses.
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.24.2009 | Updated On: 02.02.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 781 | Visits: 364 | Status: Work In Progress
Cat tells a story to get the soldiers to move their asses.
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.24.2009 | Updated On: 02.02.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 781 | Visits: 364 | Status: Work In Progress
Hellsing Goes American
Chapter 6: Do We Need A Demonstration?
"You don't win a war by dieing for your country, you make Them die for Theirs, so Kill them all, and let God sort 'em out!"
They all stood in shock for a moment before almost jumping out of their skin as Alucard, who had been loitering around near the front door, burst out laughing. Cat turned to him just in time to see him fall onto the ground holding his gut as he continued to laugh his ass off. Dosn't take much to make him laugh, does it?
"What's so funny?" She asked sweetly as she stood over her new pet. He would have gotten a nice view up her skirt had she not been wearing bloomers. Damn his luck.
"What about the civilians!?! We cannot just kill inocent people like that!" one of the soldiers was brave enough to step forward, or was it dumb enough to.. Well, Candy sure didn't stay too long.
Cat walked up to the soldier, her usual sadistic smile in place, "Tell me, which would you prefer? Killing a couple of civilians.. maybe five or ten of them.. or watching your team mates get slaughtered.. which by the reports I saw earlier, seems to be around twenty to fourty each of these kinds of missions? Your choice, kid."
"But-" "But what?" She pulled out her newest toy, a pretty, spring-assisted, knife with five inch, sharper than hell blade and played with it a bit, running her finger down the blade, just barely touching it, sliceing her finger open, then playing with the blood that seeped out.
"Have you ever heard of Sun Tzu? He was one of the greatest war stratagests in history. There's a story, the Emperor of China proposed to him a challange, to turn his concubines into soldiers. While he was trying to get the women to preform basic drills, they were just half-assin' it, so he stopped them and pulled the emperors' favorite concubine to the front so everyone could see her, then chopped off her head. The women quickly shaped up because they knew he meant buisness if he could kill the favorite, he could and would kill any of them." She looked up at him, smile widening as she sliced her finger again, "Do we need such a demonstration here?"
He quickly closed his mouth and faced forward. She looked at the group in annoyance, "Well? What the fuck are you waiting for? Get your asses moving!"
She may be small, but she knew how to take command, definently a Hellsing. Alucard looked down to her, she was watching the soldiers scramble around, giggling. She reminded him of someone he once knew.
After a minute or two she became bored with watching the ants run around like their hill had just been stepped on, so she decided to go back in and finish that paperwork. It was either do it now and be done with it or have it plus tomorows work.. either way, it had to be done.
Alucard was sitting at her desk when she entered the office, his feet up on the desk as he relaxed, looking like it was his office and he didn't have a care in the world.
She giggled as she closed the door, "You know, you look really good there."
He opened his crimson eyes and gave her a cocky smile, "Yea?" "Yea! You look like you really belong there."
He looked pleased with himself as he leaned back a bit further and cradled the back of his head in his hands as he waited for her to continue.
She made her way to the desk and leaned over it, resting her elbows on the polished mahogony with her head cradled in her hands. She looked at him a moment before smiling sweetly and saying, "Why, I'd bet you'd look even better doing the rest of that paperwork." He quickly phased out of the room.
AN: Well? Think we can talk Alucard into doing paperwork?
Alucard: "HELL NO!"
Cat: smiles evily while fingering her knife "A~lu~car~d"
Alucard: laughs nervously "Gotta' go!" phases out, leaving Cat to play with her knife -ALONE-
Cat: "Damn. I really wanted to see what shade of red his blood is!" pouts
Alucard: voice only "R&R before she tries to skin me alive! PLEASE!?!"
Chapter 6: Do We Need A Demonstration?
"You don't win a war by dieing for your country, you make Them die for Theirs, so Kill them all, and let God sort 'em out!"
They all stood in shock for a moment before almost jumping out of their skin as Alucard, who had been loitering around near the front door, burst out laughing. Cat turned to him just in time to see him fall onto the ground holding his gut as he continued to laugh his ass off. Dosn't take much to make him laugh, does it?
"What's so funny?" She asked sweetly as she stood over her new pet. He would have gotten a nice view up her skirt had she not been wearing bloomers. Damn his luck.
"What about the civilians!?! We cannot just kill inocent people like that!" one of the soldiers was brave enough to step forward, or was it dumb enough to.. Well, Candy sure didn't stay too long.
Cat walked up to the soldier, her usual sadistic smile in place, "Tell me, which would you prefer? Killing a couple of civilians.. maybe five or ten of them.. or watching your team mates get slaughtered.. which by the reports I saw earlier, seems to be around twenty to fourty each of these kinds of missions? Your choice, kid."
"But-" "But what?" She pulled out her newest toy, a pretty, spring-assisted, knife with five inch, sharper than hell blade and played with it a bit, running her finger down the blade, just barely touching it, sliceing her finger open, then playing with the blood that seeped out.
"Have you ever heard of Sun Tzu? He was one of the greatest war stratagests in history. There's a story, the Emperor of China proposed to him a challange, to turn his concubines into soldiers. While he was trying to get the women to preform basic drills, they were just half-assin' it, so he stopped them and pulled the emperors' favorite concubine to the front so everyone could see her, then chopped off her head. The women quickly shaped up because they knew he meant buisness if he could kill the favorite, he could and would kill any of them." She looked up at him, smile widening as she sliced her finger again, "Do we need such a demonstration here?"
He quickly closed his mouth and faced forward. She looked at the group in annoyance, "Well? What the fuck are you waiting for? Get your asses moving!"
She may be small, but she knew how to take command, definently a Hellsing. Alucard looked down to her, she was watching the soldiers scramble around, giggling. She reminded him of someone he once knew.
After a minute or two she became bored with watching the ants run around like their hill had just been stepped on, so she decided to go back in and finish that paperwork. It was either do it now and be done with it or have it plus tomorows work.. either way, it had to be done.
Alucard was sitting at her desk when she entered the office, his feet up on the desk as he relaxed, looking like it was his office and he didn't have a care in the world.
She giggled as she closed the door, "You know, you look really good there."
He opened his crimson eyes and gave her a cocky smile, "Yea?" "Yea! You look like you really belong there."
He looked pleased with himself as he leaned back a bit further and cradled the back of his head in his hands as he waited for her to continue.
She made her way to the desk and leaned over it, resting her elbows on the polished mahogony with her head cradled in her hands. She looked at him a moment before smiling sweetly and saying, "Why, I'd bet you'd look even better doing the rest of that paperwork." He quickly phased out of the room.
AN: Well? Think we can talk Alucard into doing paperwork?
Alucard: "HELL NO!"
Cat: smiles evily while fingering her knife "A~lu~car~d"
Alucard: laughs nervously "Gotta' go!" phases out, leaving Cat to play with her knife -ALONE-
Cat: "Damn. I really wanted to see what shade of red his blood is!" pouts
Alucard: voice only "R&R before she tries to skin me alive! PLEASE!?!"