Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ I'm Okay! ( Chapter 27 )

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Hellsing Goes American

Chapter 27: I'm Okay!




Candy woke to the sound of snoreing and rolled her eyes with an amused smile. Who would have thought? A vampire, snoreing. She yawned and stretched a bit, her spine poping several times in quick sucsesion as she took note of her surroundings. The first thing she noticed was that she was on the floor, then that she wasn't cuddling her sexy vampire but a big, soft, black, snoreing dog. She had a blanket wraped around her and could feel the heat from the fireplace on her back as she wondered where the mutt came from and where her boy-toy went. Even though she was a cat person and didn't like dogs, she couldn't help petting him. He was just so soft!

The doggy stoped snoreing and sighed as soon as she stated peting him, waking slowly as he felt her hand smoothing his fur down his back. He didn't bother moving his head off his paws as he opened one eye to glance at her as she pondered where he had come from and where her Love was. She stoped petting him as his head snaped up to look at the door just before Walter came in with breakfast- erm- lunch. He stoped for a moment, looking at the dog, then shook his head and put down the tray, "I'm not even going to ask." Candy smiled up at the old buttler, "Good, 'cause I have no idea." He chucked softly as he left the room, closing the door quietly behind him.

Lunch didn't go too well. She burnt her toung on her tea, spilled it in her lap, then stubbed her toe on the leg of a chair when she went to get a clean set of cloths. After she had changed she found the doggy gone along with her lunch.. Walter must have snuck in and took it.. She tripped down a flight of stairs, landing infront of a group of soldiers who were on their way out for training. She didn't bother getting up, just waved a hand in the air and shouted, "I'm Okay!" to which they responded by laughing and helping her up. She then turned to the stairs, glared and pointed a finger at them before declareing, "I'll get you back for that!"

She now sat in her office, her head proped up on her elbow as she signed another paper. She looked up as she heard a knock on the door, "Come in... Mornin'!" She perked up as Father Anderson walked in, "Afternoon, Kitten. Ye got some visiters 'ere." He moved out of the way so the men could come in and Candy scrambled to try and get her desk in atleast a bit of order. She yelped and jumped out of her chair, pointing an accusing finger at the stack of paper, "Damn you! You're in allegence with the chair and stairs aren't you!?!?!" The men gave eachother strange looks, they'd heard rumors that the new Head of Hellsing was insaine. Anderson just sighed and gave her a sympathetic look, "Bad day, 'eh?" She pouted as she slid back into her chair, holding her injured finger, "Yes." He laughed quietly to himself, she always acted like this when she had a bad day.

"So.. What's up?" One man was about to answer when Alucard came through the floor right in front of him, scaring the crap out of him. He looked back when he heard a yelp, "Sorry, didn't know you were there." His big, insaine smile was plastered on his face as usual as he laughed to himself and went to stand next to his Fluff Ball. Candy looked at the guy he'd scared, "Um.. You alright? Want some water or something?" "I-I'm alright, thank you." He was still clutching his chest, trying to calm his raceing heart when the Hellsing Pet took his masters injured finger into his mouth, causing her to shiver as he worked his toung over the papercut, soothing away the pain.

They could hardly believe what they were seeing. She truly must be insaine to let a vampire, pet or not, suck on her finger like that. Or let him get his mouth anywhere near her for that matter! He didn't take longer than he needed, however, and gave her a kiss on the forehead, "All better now." She gave him a super sweet and adoreable look and said in an equally sweet voice, "Thank-ee." before giving him a big hug araound the waist to which he merely chuckled and lay a gloved hand on her head. She wondered what was wrong as she let him go and turned her attention back to her visitors, he wasn't being as cuddly as usual.. Maybe he was getting tired of her?.. Meh, she'll think on that later.

Alucard noticed a few cars pulling up to the mansion with tiny British flags on them. He started walking to the other side of the room, towards the front door when Candy asked him where he was going. "The Queen's here." He answered her casually just before walking through the wall. That's what the men had come for; to tell her the Queen was on her way. Candy hopped up from her seat and ran after the vampire, "Wait for me!" Alucard stopped as he heard a thud, then Candy yelling on the other side, "Damn wall! How dare you jump out in front of me like that!" He burst out laughing as he realized she had tried to follow him through the wall.

She huffed in annoyance as she heard the laughter from the next room over and tried to glare a hole through the wall as she crossed her arms, the two men and priest were trying their hardest not to laugh behind her. She quickly gave up on destroying the evil wall and used the door. Anderson quickly stoped laughing and ran after her when he heard her yelp followed by several thuds. He found her laying upside down on the bottom steps, her legs fliped over her so her feet touched the floor above her head. Good thing she was wearing bloomers. "I'm okay!" She rolled finnished the last summersault herself and rolled over onto her knees before jumping to her feet and pointing at the stairs, looking toward Alucard and the group who'd just walked in before she fell, "You saw that, right? The stairs just came out of nowhere!"

Anderson just shook his head and laughed as he made his way down, followed by the messengers. "Yer such a little cluts some times, Kitten. Ye alright?" He looked her over quickly as everyone had themselves a good laugh at her expence. "I'm o-tay." She assured him, but he insisted on fretting over a few bruises she'd gotten. He stopped and stood up as a little old lady came over, bowing respectfuly to her. She gave Candy a small smile, "Are you alright, Sweetheart?" Candy gave her a big smile and did a half curtsie half bow (have you ever seen a Japanese girl curtsie? Like that. It's cute!), "Yes ma'am, I'm alright."

The smile dropped from the old ladie's face as she watched a nasty bruise on her arm quickly fade and dissapear. "So, the rumors are true? You aren't Human, are you?" Candy gave her a serious look, "You can thank the Vatican for that. They're the ones who gave me all my medicine when I was little." She nodded to the young lady and gave her a small smile. "I've heard rumor about that too. Which is one reason I'm here. We need to get these rumors streightened out." Alucard offered her his arm as she began toward the parlor. "Thank you, Alucard. A gentalman as always."