Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ Himmel oder Hoelle (Heaven or Hell) ( Chapter 41 )

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Chapter 41: Himmel oder Hoelle (Heaven or Hell)



Feburary 15, 1835

I have had to lock the beast in his cell as he immediately went after another servant after waking up. It is quite disturbing how he's always laughing. At what, I cannot say. It started just after his first beating this morning. I was about to leave to check on the other experiments when he started laughing whilst laying in a large pool of his own blood. It seems the more pain he is in, the more he laughs.

Mrs. Harker's hysteria is not improving any either. She went berzerk and killed her maid this evening, then, instead of drinking the blood, she bathed in it whilst touching herself in the most inappropriate manner.


Feburary 16, 1835

What the bloody hell is wrong with Vampires? One moment they act like some what civilized creaturs, then the next, they just start acting like dogs in heat!
Jesus Christ! It scared me half to death this morning. I woke up to find Alucard in my bed, naked and trying to undress me!
As to how he got out of his cell, I haven't the slightest, but he was like that all day. Practically humping my leg every chance he could. He finally stopped after I threatend to pour Holy water down his pants. If he happend to be wearing any, that is.

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Alucard remembered that! Well.. kind of... He remembered the holy water burning his most prized possesions and winced at the memory. He thought it would never heal!

He smiled as he looked over at his Fluff Ball, sleeping peacefully in his coffin, his dead seed still clinging to the inside of her thighs from their activities just a few hours ago. It was a good thing it did heal, otherwise they wouldn't be able to have so much fun.

He chuckled softly to himself as he tried to picture Abraham's face that morning. It must have been a priceless expression. Too bad he couldn't remember it.

There was a small knock at the door followed by it's hinges creaking loudly as Police Girl poked her head in. "Master? There's some- GYA! WHOULD YOU PUT SOME BLOODY PANTS ON?!?" He couldn't help but laugh as her face turned red as a tomato and she covered her eyes like she'd just been blinded.

"Blood? Where?" A sleepy voice asked before yawning out, "I'm hungry." Alucard looked over to find her resting her chin on the edge of the coffin, her arms hanging lazily over the side as she tried hard not to doze back off.

Seras gave her a funny look. "What happend to you?" The younger lady was a mess, her hair was everywhere and there were some rather large bite marks on her neck and shoulders. Candy just gave a half-assed grunt and pointed a sleepy finger at Alucard, who gave the ladies a cocky smile as he sat in his favorite chair in nothing but his birthday suit.

Seras made a funny face. What were they, a couple of rabbits? She rolled her eyes and tried not to look at her Master. "There's someone here to see Miss Candy." She turned on her heel and left quickly. She did NOT want to see THAT. Seriously, would it kill her Master to put on some damn pants? Or some underwear at least?

Alucard laughed as he watched his flustered fledgling rush off, trying so hard not to look when it was so obvious she wanted to. Candy gave him a sleepy glare before mumbling as she fell back into the coffin, "Put some damn pants on. I'm the only one allowed to see you without 'em."

"Jealous?" "Yup." He laughed again. At least she was honest.

He got up and looked back at his Love before shaking his head softly. She'd already fallen back asleep, so he decided to go ahead and see who was here and what the Hell they wanted.

Oh. It was one of the idiots from the Council. "May I help you?" The old man jumped at the unexpectedly deep voice. "I-I'm here to see Miss Candice."

"She's buisy. How may I help you?"

The old man swallowed nerviously before handing the Monster a sealed document then taking a quick step back, not wanting to be anywhere near the creature.

He opend the document and scoffed at it. "I'll be sure she gets this." his voice held a teasing tone to it as he knew what the outcome of this would be.

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When he went to find his Fluff Ball and give her the letter, he found her up in her room getting dressed in a cute school-girl dress. It was black with a sailor collar, dark red bow, two leather belts around her waist and a jaged hem. Under the jaged hem could be seen a fluffy black skirt and black knee-highs. Her foot tapped to the heavy beat of the music as she put on her makeup.

The singer had a very deep voice and spoke in German whilst a young lady and choir sang in Latin.


*Was wollt Ihr,
Himmel oder die Hoelle?
Was wollt Ihr,
Den Himmel oder die Hoelle?

What do you want,
Heaven or Hell?
What do you want,
Heaven or Hell?

Wollt Ihr den Pfad Gottes folgen,
Wollt Ihr barmherzig sein,
Wollt Ihr Busse tun und Reue zeigen,
In guten als auch in schlechten Zeiten,
Oder wollt ihr freveln, suendigen
Und dem Teufel Eure Seele verkaufen?
Ich frage Euch!
Was wollt ihr, entscheidet solange Ihr noch weilt
hier auf Erde,
Entscheidet Himmel oder Hoelle, Hoelle oder
Himmel,
Oder die Hoelle, oder die Hoelle?

Do you want to follow God's path,
Do you want to be merciful,
Will you do penance and show your regret,
In good and bad times,
or will you be frivolous, sinful
and sell your soul to the Devil?
I ask you!
What do you want, decide while your here on Earth,
Decide Heaven or Hell, Hell or Heaven,
Or Hell, or Hell?

Doch denket daran:
Der Allmaechtige richtet ueber jeden von Euch,
Ob gut oder boese
Nur der Herr allein ist das oberste Gericht.

But remember,
The almighty arranges all of us
Whether good or bad
Only the Lord alone is the supreme judge.

Noch koennt Ihr Euch entscheiden,
Doch entscheidet Euch im Leben,
Denn wenn Ihr tot seid,
gibt es nur noch Himmel oder Hoelle

Yet you can decide,
but decide in life.
Then when you are dead,
you'll be given Heaven or Hell.

Erwartet Euch das Paradies,
Oder werdet ihrn brennen, schmoren, schmachten
Bis in alle Ewigkeit.

Do you expect Paradise,
or will you burn, be greased, and be languished
for all of eternity.

Also was wollt Ihr, Himmel oder Hoelle?
Was wollt Ihr, den Himmel oder die Hoelle?
Himmel Hoelle, Hoelle Himmel
Wollt Ihr wie die Engel ueber den Wolken schweben.
Oder wollt Ihr wie Daemonen abgrundtief ins Leere stuerzen?

So what will it be, Heaven or Hell?
What do you want, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven, Hell; Hell, Heaven
Do you want to be an Angel and float over the people
Or do you want to be a Demon and fall in the empty depths

Also, entscheidet Euch!

So, decide!

Libera Me Ex Mortuis,
Domine Omnipotens,
Dum Veneris Judicare.
Domine, Libera Me!

Liberate me from the dead,
Oh omnipotent Master,
while I'm judged.
Master, liberate me!



Alucard rolled his eyes at the music. "Do you even understand what the Hell they're saying?"

Candy looked up at him in the mirror and smiled at the funny look on his face. It's not the kind of lyrics one would expect to be with such a heavy beat, and if one didn't know what was being said, it would sound quite.. evil.. "Himmel oder Hoelle - Heaven or Hell. ..Father Anderson gave me this cd a few years ago. It's by E-nomine**... And yes, he gave me a translated version of the lyrics." She couldn't help but laugh at the look on his face.

He recovered rather quickly and rolled his eyes. Of coarse the Priest would give her something like that. He then remembered the document and handed it to her. "One of the old fools from the council droped this off for you."

Candy read the document before sighing in frustration. "Guess we'd better get going then, ne?"



*Here's the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc_Z2XnJCMQ&feature=related
**E-nomi ne = in the name of