Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ Take That And Shove It Up Your- ( Chapter 42 )
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Chapter 42: Take That And Shove It Up Your-
All of the old farts were already there along with the idiots she was forced to go on dates with (save for one) and looked at Candy as though she were late, when, in fact, she was actually five minutes early. She just gave them a 'go to Hell' look and took an empty seat.
The head of the council stood up with a victorious smile plastered on his wrinkled old face. "You have failed to go on a date with and/or reschedule for the date. Therefore, you have forfeited your right to choose for yourself."
She sat there with a boared look on her face. "No I didn't. The stupid Frenchy ran away screaming before the date even started, therefore, he was the one who didn't go through with the date. And in that case, shouldn't he be the one to reschedule?" She sighed and blew a piece of hair from her face. "And don't even say I didn't go out with Alucard. He was the one to pick up where these pussies left off when they ditched me."
All of the boys sudenly found their hands very interesting as the Queen chuckled softly to herself. The same man said with confidence, "The rules clearly state that the Monster is in no way to interfere with the dates."
"He didn't. He merely followed -out of sight, mind you- to make sure things did go smoothly. He took their places after they ran off." She said as she picked at a stray string on her sleeve out of boardome.
Then the Queen spoke up "She's right. She did not break any of the rules and has gone through with all of the required dates. She has the right to choose for herself."
The council members were furious as Candy gave them a sweet smile that said 'I win!', then had an idea that would piss them off even more. "Y'know, I've changed my mind. I'll let y'all decide. I mean, if these fine young men are up to puting up with my mood swings, multiple personalities, fighting Vampires on a daily basis -Very messy buisness there, and putting up with two high maintenance Vampire employees, one of which loves to play pranks on the members of the household and other staff and has an extreemly sadistic sense of humor."
The boys went pale and looked as though they wanted to run away to the other side of the earth. Candy smiled sweetly, "So? Anyone up to the task?.. No? No one?"
A deep laugh came from the shadows as Alucard appeard. "I'm up to the challange." "Then it's settled." The Queen said before anyone else had a chance to talk. "Mis Candice Welsh shall be married to Sir Alucard." The only response she was given was a grateful smile from the Vampire and a bit of quiet grumbling from the council members. "Well, I do believe this meeting is over. I shall discuss the details of the marrage with the two of you at a later date."
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Oh, Alucard just couldn't wait to tell the Priest the good news. And when he did, a fight broke out. Father Anderson was pissed because Alucard hadn't had the decency to ask him for his nieces' hand in marrage, and Alucard was pissed because Anderson had yelled some.. erm.. words a priest should never use.. at him in front of a lady. At least that was his excuse. He really just wanted to fight someone.
Candy rolled her eyes at the two and went to lay down, not bothering to break them up. Hell, there hadn't been much action lately and they were both itching for a fight.
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Candy woke as she felt someone crawling on her bed and knew instantly who it was due to the heavy smell of blood, death and gunpowder.
He layed down next to her and gently ran his hand over her cheek, trying not to wake her, but was surprised when he found himself pined beneith the smiling Fluff-Ball.
"Got'cha!" she said happily before giving him a small kiss that he gladly returned before fliping them over and turning it into a make-out session.
"Oh! For Heaven's sake! Can't you two give it a rest for one minute?" Neither of them paid Seras any mind as they continued kissing eachother passionately, their hands roaming all over the others' body.
"Father Anderson wants to talk to you Miss Candy. He said it's about some surprise and it's important." She didn't bother to see if she'd heard her and left to go train some of the newer soldiers.
"What's.. The big.. mmm Surprise?" he asked between kisses, hoping she was distracted enough to actually tell him. No such luck, however as she giggled "It's a secret, silly." before slithering out from under him to go see what the Priest wanted. He dropped his head in defeat. He really needed some sex right now.
He settled for reading the journal instead, hoping it would take his mind off of it.
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Feburary 17 1835
Had to go through with my threat this morning after the beast tried joinig me in the bath. Oh! The screams still echo wonderously through my mind from him having his member burned off!
Feburary 19 1835
Mrs Harker has gone into labor. We continue to wait for the child to be born. She still refuses to let Mr Harker anywhere near her.
Feburary 20 1835
The child was born this morning at 9:34am. He's a nicely sized boy, healthy as an ox.
For some odd reason, the rest of the page had been torn off and the next entry didn't make a bit of sense without it.
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Later, that night, Alucard was resting in his coffin, trying to figure out what the big surprise might be when he heard the door creak loudly open, then closed. His Fluff ball made her way silently to the coffin before poking her head in. "Good evening!" she said chearfully before climbing in with him. He couldn't help but smile as he noticed her sexy leather outfit and the sly smile that played across her lips.
The outfit soon found itself on the cold stone floor as the vampire ran his long toung over her body. Oh! How he needed this!
There wasn't much in the way of forplay, which was fine with both of them as Candy too was getting quite desperate. She had woke from her nap ready to play, but had to endure the long wait because of her old friend's concerns with the surprise.
Alucard ramed into her quickly and started up a punishing pace, making her squeek in surprise. Her legs wraped around his waist, slowing him down a bit so he would go in deeper. Once he started sheathing himself to the hilt, Candy began enjoying herself. She shivered in pleasure as his lips danced over her skin and came to rest on her neck as he niped and sucked feverishly on her tender flesh.
Her eyes rolled back in extacy as she held him close, moving in time with him, pulling him in deeper with every thrust. It wasn't long before she began orgasming. One after another. She moaned and screamed in pleasure.
He was enjoying every little sound she made as he breathed heavily into her neck between nips and kisses. He soon bit into her neck deeply as he came hard, hips jerking uncontrollably as he emptied himself into her.
He moaned loudly as her blood coated his toung in it's sweet, coppery taste before yelping softly in surprise when she bit into his neck as well. He so loved the feeling of being drank from as he too fed from his lover.
The vampire released his Fluff-Ball as he began to feel light-headed from blood loss, before collapsing on top of her and instantly falling asleep. Candy wasn't far behind her love as they both drifted quickly into eachother's dreams.
They played all night together in a field with two beautiful children as they litterally shared the same dream.
All of the old farts were already there along with the idiots she was forced to go on dates with (save for one) and looked at Candy as though she were late, when, in fact, she was actually five minutes early. She just gave them a 'go to Hell' look and took an empty seat.
The head of the council stood up with a victorious smile plastered on his wrinkled old face. "You have failed to go on a date with and/or reschedule for the date. Therefore, you have forfeited your right to choose for yourself."
She sat there with a boared look on her face. "No I didn't. The stupid Frenchy ran away screaming before the date even started, therefore, he was the one who didn't go through with the date. And in that case, shouldn't he be the one to reschedule?" She sighed and blew a piece of hair from her face. "And don't even say I didn't go out with Alucard. He was the one to pick up where these pussies left off when they ditched me."
All of the boys sudenly found their hands very interesting as the Queen chuckled softly to herself. The same man said with confidence, "The rules clearly state that the Monster is in no way to interfere with the dates."
"He didn't. He merely followed -out of sight, mind you- to make sure things did go smoothly. He took their places after they ran off." She said as she picked at a stray string on her sleeve out of boardome.
Then the Queen spoke up "She's right. She did not break any of the rules and has gone through with all of the required dates. She has the right to choose for herself."
The council members were furious as Candy gave them a sweet smile that said 'I win!', then had an idea that would piss them off even more. "Y'know, I've changed my mind. I'll let y'all decide. I mean, if these fine young men are up to puting up with my mood swings, multiple personalities, fighting Vampires on a daily basis -Very messy buisness there, and putting up with two high maintenance Vampire employees, one of which loves to play pranks on the members of the household and other staff and has an extreemly sadistic sense of humor."
The boys went pale and looked as though they wanted to run away to the other side of the earth. Candy smiled sweetly, "So? Anyone up to the task?.. No? No one?"
A deep laugh came from the shadows as Alucard appeard. "I'm up to the challange." "Then it's settled." The Queen said before anyone else had a chance to talk. "Mis Candice Welsh shall be married to Sir Alucard." The only response she was given was a grateful smile from the Vampire and a bit of quiet grumbling from the council members. "Well, I do believe this meeting is over. I shall discuss the details of the marrage with the two of you at a later date."
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Oh, Alucard just couldn't wait to tell the Priest the good news. And when he did, a fight broke out. Father Anderson was pissed because Alucard hadn't had the decency to ask him for his nieces' hand in marrage, and Alucard was pissed because Anderson had yelled some.. erm.. words a priest should never use.. at him in front of a lady. At least that was his excuse. He really just wanted to fight someone.
Candy rolled her eyes at the two and went to lay down, not bothering to break them up. Hell, there hadn't been much action lately and they were both itching for a fight.
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Candy woke as she felt someone crawling on her bed and knew instantly who it was due to the heavy smell of blood, death and gunpowder.
He layed down next to her and gently ran his hand over her cheek, trying not to wake her, but was surprised when he found himself pined beneith the smiling Fluff-Ball.
"Got'cha!" she said happily before giving him a small kiss that he gladly returned before fliping them over and turning it into a make-out session.
"Oh! For Heaven's sake! Can't you two give it a rest for one minute?" Neither of them paid Seras any mind as they continued kissing eachother passionately, their hands roaming all over the others' body.
"Father Anderson wants to talk to you Miss Candy. He said it's about some surprise and it's important." She didn't bother to see if she'd heard her and left to go train some of the newer soldiers.
"What's.. The big.. mmm Surprise?" he asked between kisses, hoping she was distracted enough to actually tell him. No such luck, however as she giggled "It's a secret, silly." before slithering out from under him to go see what the Priest wanted. He dropped his head in defeat. He really needed some sex right now.
He settled for reading the journal instead, hoping it would take his mind off of it.
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Feburary 17 1835
Had to go through with my threat this morning after the beast tried joinig me in the bath. Oh! The screams still echo wonderously through my mind from him having his member burned off!
Feburary 19 1835
Mrs Harker has gone into labor. We continue to wait for the child to be born. She still refuses to let Mr Harker anywhere near her.
Feburary 20 1835
The child was born this morning at 9:34am. He's a nicely sized boy, healthy as an ox.
For some odd reason, the rest of the page had been torn off and the next entry didn't make a bit of sense without it.
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Later, that night, Alucard was resting in his coffin, trying to figure out what the big surprise might be when he heard the door creak loudly open, then closed. His Fluff ball made her way silently to the coffin before poking her head in. "Good evening!" she said chearfully before climbing in with him. He couldn't help but smile as he noticed her sexy leather outfit and the sly smile that played across her lips.
The outfit soon found itself on the cold stone floor as the vampire ran his long toung over her body. Oh! How he needed this!
There wasn't much in the way of forplay, which was fine with both of them as Candy too was getting quite desperate. She had woke from her nap ready to play, but had to endure the long wait because of her old friend's concerns with the surprise.
Alucard ramed into her quickly and started up a punishing pace, making her squeek in surprise. Her legs wraped around his waist, slowing him down a bit so he would go in deeper. Once he started sheathing himself to the hilt, Candy began enjoying herself. She shivered in pleasure as his lips danced over her skin and came to rest on her neck as he niped and sucked feverishly on her tender flesh.
Her eyes rolled back in extacy as she held him close, moving in time with him, pulling him in deeper with every thrust. It wasn't long before she began orgasming. One after another. She moaned and screamed in pleasure.
He was enjoying every little sound she made as he breathed heavily into her neck between nips and kisses. He soon bit into her neck deeply as he came hard, hips jerking uncontrollably as he emptied himself into her.
He moaned loudly as her blood coated his toung in it's sweet, coppery taste before yelping softly in surprise when she bit into his neck as well. He so loved the feeling of being drank from as he too fed from his lover.
The vampire released his Fluff-Ball as he began to feel light-headed from blood loss, before collapsing on top of her and instantly falling asleep. Candy wasn't far behind her love as they both drifted quickly into eachother's dreams.
They played all night together in a field with two beautiful children as they litterally shared the same dream.