InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Eight ( Chapter 8 )

(Meanwhile, in the boy's dorm…)

Allen: *breaking the stony silence that had settled into the room after they had also changed into weird print pj's that had mysteriously appeared on their beds - Allen's has women's lingerie print on his* What did you all think of that woman Kikyou? Isn't she gorgeous…?

Inu-Yasha: *wearing his own clothes because he claimed it was below his dignity to wear "girly print pajamas" - he was originally given pj's with swirls and flowers on them* What did you say? *glare*

Allen: But…I thought you were with Kagome-san.

Miroku: *wearing pj's with women in bikinis on it* It's still debatable who he's with….

Shippou: *wearing little pink smily faces on his pj's* I think Rin is cute!

Sesshoumaru: *wearing a blue nightgown with crescent moon print and patches of fluff at the collar and cuffs and hem* Oh, do you, now?

Shippou: Eh…if it didn't trouble you!

Van: *wearing pj's with sword print* Can we kick Dilandau out of this dorm?

Dilandau: *wearing pj's with flames as he tries to poke Van with his sword* I like it here. You leave. Go in the girl's dorm.

*Naraku enters, uses the bathroom, and leaves. All is silent.*

Inu-Yasha: Speaking of kicking people out…can't we kick him out of this WORLD? You there, authoress, can't you do that?

Penguin: *wearing silk black underwear and camisole, stretching back on the bed in a sexy pose* Hmm?

Miroku: *starings* Whoa….

Penguin: *waving index finger* Not for you, for my bishounen.

Miroku: You mean I'm not a bishounen?

Penguin: You're not MY bishounen, no.

Inu-Yasha: So, authoress, can we kill Naraku?

Penguin: *setting finger to lips* Himitsu.

Shesta: *wearing plain blue pj's that match most of the other dragon slayers' pj's* Celena's pretty.

Gatti: Yes, she is, but I like the new girl Relena, too.

Viole: *wearing crimson lingerie, complete with bra stuffed with toilet paper* I like Dilandau.

All: We know.

Inu-Yasha: Why is she *points at Viole* sleeping in here?

Sesshoumaru: Dear, dear, younger brother, you must understand, that person is of a male gender.

Inu-Yasha: What the f***? What the h*** is he wearing!?

Penguin: One of my spares. What can I say? It made him happy.

Folken: *wearing all black * This is wrong, for the both of you. Can't you put on something more… modest?

Penguin: Why, I would much rather strut my stuff for you, Folken Lacour de Fanel-sama *snuggle*

Folken: *throws Penguin off* Stop that!

Heero: *wearing a green jumpsuit with gun print* …

Duo: *wearing black with silver scythes on it* Well there are a lot of hot chicks around…. Except a certain buddy of mine doesn't even notice.

Heero: Yes, there are many females present.

Duo: *shakes head*

Wufei: *wearing his white outfit, for he also deemed it below his dignity to wear the panda pj's he was given* It is truly disgusting how the women crawl about and control your lives.

Penguin: *looming* Excuse me…? *in a flash of silver light, Penguin slashes Wufei with Inu-Yasha's Tetsusaiga (don't ask how she got it…) and he dies. Lots of blood and all that. But fear not Wufei fans! I mean, if there are any out there…for, since this is a fic, she'll probably end up resurrecting him in the end so that everyone can go back to their respective animes. Heh, not.*

*Body dragger guy from the fan-fic Sleeping Handsome walks in and drags Wufei away. Awkward silence.*

Penguin: Well, it's not like he was actually doing anything in the story.

*All characters stare at each other, bewildered. Celena runs in.*

Celena: Penguin! What'd you do? I felt this weird thing…you messed with the story, didn't you? And…what are you wearing…?

Shippou: She *gulp* killed…the…the Chinese guy….

Celena: Penguin, I told you not to kill Wufei, didn't I? I mean, I know you don't like him, but….

Penguin: He insulted women-kind! I mean, usually I'm not all that big on "women pride" `cause, well, you know me and my opinion on how women sexists are just weird, saying we're oppressed an' all, but he was just being down right annoying and doing absolutely nothing! So when all of this is over, you can go ahead and bring him back if you want.

Celena: Penguin, how many times do I have to remind you not to kill people just because they annoy you…?

Penguin: It's not like I'm going to kill any one else.

*Celena leaves, shaking her head.*

Quatre: *wearing pj's with tea cup print* Penguin, you just killed my comrade….

Penguin: Oh, I didn't really. It's a fan-fic, remember? No one actually dies in fan-fics. It's just really good special effects: people's imaginations.

Trowa: *wearing pj's with lion cub print* …