InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Nine ( Chapter 9 )

(Next morning, bright and early, the girls and Kohaku get up and, still in their pj's, make their way to the designated kitchen for breakfast. There, slumped on a table sleeping, is a girl in her mid-teens with long, white-blonde hair wearing a blue 1940's dress.)

Relena: Another visitor?

Hitomi: I think we're making a veritable summer camp.

Kagome: Should we wake her, do you think?

Erinah: No, why don't we wait, let her sleep a bit.

Kohaku: Wonder where she's from….

*Celena and Sango enter together a little later.*

Sango: Oh, someone else?

Celena: *claps hand over her mouth* Karen?!

Kagome: Do you know her?

Celena: Well, not personally, but…she's cool. What's she doing here?

Kikyou: What are ANY of us doing here?

Celena: Yes, but I thought she had died…

Kikyou: So had I.

Kagome: Slightly different - you were resurrected in the actual series.

Sango: Maybe she was, too.

Celena: She's not from an anime, she's from a movie and a book, and she dies in the end.

*Karen wakes up and Celena walks over to her.*

AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you haven't read/seen Exodus before and you don't know who Karen Hansen (Clement) is, that's really okay.

Karen: *in a soft German accent* You are Celena, are you not?

Celena: Yeah, how do you know me?

Karen: Vell, instead of dying, the people in my story said I could come and be in your feek.

Sango: "Feek"?

Celena: Fic. As in fan-fic.

Karen: They said that you are authoress who likes my story a good deal….

Celena: Yeah! Great to have you! Welcome to our fic! It's a little messed, but I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. *bubble effect* I can't believe I have Karen in my fic!

Karen: But right now I am kind ahf home-seek. *looks down* I miss Dov…I barely got (gawt) to see heem…. He vos avay fighting for so long, and then he cam back, and I barely got chance to tell heem I lofe heem. (Sound it out. You can do it!)

All: *tear*

Kagome: Who's Dov?

Karen: I suppose you woot call heem my boyfriend.

Sango: I'm so sorry…do you die when he returns?

Karen: Vell, pretty much. Dat night, in the movie. In the book I haf three more years, but in the movie Jordana's boyfriend dos not die.

Shippou: Why do you all die?

*Suddenly it is clear that Shippou, Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Van, Allen, Heero, Duo, Trowa, Shesta, Gatti, Viole, Miguel, Dilandau, and Folken are in the kitchen*

Karen: Vell, there ees var, and I think I am killed by terrorists.

Miroku: *grabbing her hands* I am so sorry…would you like some emotional comfort…?

Sango: *hand on head* Here we go again….

Karen: Emotional…comfort?

Miroku: Would you like to bear my child?

Karen: Eeeeeeeeeh? *pushes him away* Vot ees wrong vith you?

Sango: She has a boyfriend! *to Karen* Please excuse him, he's a shameless lecher.

Karen: Okee…ees he okay?

Miroku: Well, no one has ever thought I was insane before.

Erinah: Hey, Folken, you're not being glomped by Penguin! You finally managed to repulse her?

Folken: She is still asleep.

Relena: Yes, and where's Quatre?

Duo: She's sleeping…on him….

All: *O.o*

Celena: That's right, she's a VERY hard sleeper and she loves LOTS and LOTS of sleep. But…why is she sleeping on Quatre? I mean, she didn't…did she?

Folken: No, she didn't. She just rolled over onto him during the night and now he can't get up.

All: *O_o*

(Naraku comes in again and starts to make breakfast - don't ask why - and then leaves again after he's made a huge meal with two plates in hand and locks the door to his room after him, leaving the rest with the others. All stare.)

Sesshoumaru: Who do you suppose the second plate is for?

Naraku: (from offstage) What do you mean you're only an image, Dornkirk? I made breakfast for you!

Kagome: *poking the food* Do you think it's safe?

Inu-Yasha: No.

Celena: *snaps fingers and food appears* That stuff's safe!

*All sit down to breakfast at different tables. At the table where Celena is sitting, Karen, Sango, Kohaku, and Shesta are all sitting together silently.*

Shesta: Celena…?

Celena: Hai?

Shesta: I…I think you're really beautiful. *blush*

Kohaku: Well, I think she's more beautiful!

Girls: O.o

Sango: Calm down, Kohaku.

Shesta: Do not! I think she's more beautiful than you do! And I think she's sweet!

Kohaku: Uh-uh! I think she's sugary-sweet AND drop-dead gorgeous!!!

Celena: …anno…guys?

Shesta: LIAR!!!

Kohaku: LIAR!!!

Shesta: *standing* You're not worthy of her!!!

Kohaku: *standing* You're not worthy of her! You're just someone's brainwashed minion! Wait….

Shesta: And you aren't?

Kohaku: *shoving him back* I'm not brainwashed anymore!

Shesta: Well, neither am I! *shoving back*

Sango: What are you doing?! Calm down, Kohaku! You think this is impressing her?

Celena: *sitting wide-eyed* …

Shesta: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kohaku: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The two lunge at each other and begin to fight, there is an uproar where some people try to pry them apart while others begin new fight - Inu-Yasha challenges Sesshoumaru, Kikyou challenges Kagome to a catfight, and Heero starts to battle with Zechs. Within this muddled chaos, Penguin walks in, Quatre behind her. Penguin is still in her black lingerie, although she looks really tired and in a bad mood. Quatre is rubbing his back where Penguin had been sleeping on him, trying to explain to her that 11:00 was truly not that early to be getting up, but she was complaining about losing another 4 hours of sleep. As she walks over to one of the tables, Kohaku is pushed into her, and both crash to the ground.)

Penguin: *an evil aura seeming to form* WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE? WILL YOU ALL JUST STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*All goes silent, staring at a fuming Penguin.*

Kagome: Eh? She has youkai powers?

Shippou: Don't kill me!

Sesshoumaru: Literally!

Inu-Yasha: I'm keeping my sword this time!

Sesshoumaru: Not for long, hanyou scum!

Kohaku: *mumbling* Shesta…notworthy…love…Celena-sama….

Penguin: *squinting - she's not wearing contacts/glasses* Eh? *look over at a blurry Celena, who is trembling in her seat*

Penguin: Oh, hey, Celena. *waves*

Celena: …

Penguin: *groggily* Ah, so they're fighting over you…? Kawaii…. *yawn*