InuYasha Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Kikyo Haters ❯ The Return of Love ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Connecting...
You're now chatting in inuandsango's chatroom
Miroku: Hey yo babe
Miroku: What up?
Miroku: Ya there?
** Miroku is now known as Inuyasha **
Inuyasha: Hehehehe
Kagome: Finally you show up
Inuyasha: What up baby?
Kagome: huh?
Kagome: baby?
Inuyasha: I don't know Miroku taught me street, dog
Kagome: inuyasha, are you possessed?
Inuyasha: No
Inuyasha: I'm fine
Inuyasha: How about you?
Kagome: really? You talk funny?
Kagome: no
Kagome: so, what do you want to do?
Inuyasha: I want to talk in private with you Kagome
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: I have something I only want to tell you
Kagome: then can you shut that thing up!
Kagome: like bop it or something!
Kagome: punch it!
Inuyasha: Can I tell you or what?
Kagome: YES!
Inuyasha: I have random thoughts
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: The wiggles
Inuyasha: They scare me
Kagome: yes , they scare me
Inuyasha: Really I just want to tell you Nicole is going to come soon
Kagome: no
Inuyasha: Kagome..
Kagome: Inuyasha, I LOVE you!
Inuyasha: Hey I was talking first
Kagome: sorry, go on
Inuyasha: You smell...kinda nice
Kagome: really?
Kagome: you think so?
Inuyasha: (looks up) maybe
Kagome: maybe? (cries)
Inuyasha: Fine I think you smell pretty!
Kagome: yay!
Inuyasha: Let's go to Cedar Point
Kagome: good idea!
** GrimReaper has joined the chatroom **
GrimReaper: HOWDY
Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kagome: Inuyasha, protect me!
Inuyasha: Hurry go in my Limo!
GrimReaper: I've have come to kill you hahahahaha
Kagome: alright
GrimReaper: you will let me
Kagome: (Jumps in limo)
Inuyasha: Step on it Jenkins
GrimReaper: wait
** GrimReaper is now known as Jenkins **
Inuyasha: No you
Jenknis: Lets get out of here
Kagome: ..................
Inuyasha: Run Jenkins run!
Kagome: run? you mean drive at full speed!
Jenknis: ok I am going as fast as I could
Jenknis: duh!!
Inuyasha: Yeah thats what I mean't woman!
Kagome: Inuyasha, I LOVE you!
Jenknis: Before HAGFISH ets us
Inuyasha: Jenkins shut up!
Inuyasha: Is that your real name though?
Kagome: yeah, is it?
Inuyasha: Yes or no?
Inuyasha: I think he's asleep
Inuyasha: Stop snoring!
Inuyasha: WAKE UP!
Jenknis: roar I wake up
Inuyasha: Wha?
Inuyasha: Whats your real name?
Inuyasha: Kagome disapeared
Inuyasha: Great.... Now I have to ride the ferris wheel with you!
Kagome: I'm still here!
Inuyasha: few....
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Connecting...
You're now chatting in inuandsango's chatroom
Inuyasha: Ooops
Inuyasha: I fell asleep
Kagome: is this that game again?
Inuyasha: What game Kagome?
Inuyasha: Where's Jenkins?
Jenknis: I am right here
Inuyasha: oh
Inuyasha: Why don't you ever talk
Inuyasha: huh?
Jenknis: right next to AHHHHHH its Harry Potter!!!!
Kagome: dunno! just that game we played with Sango and Miroku last year!
Inuyasha: Oh
Jenknis: Run its Harry potter!!!
Inuyasha: I don't remeber
Kagome: I think Miroku invented it!
Inuyasha: Wha
Inuyasha: Koga did
Kagome: he wasn't there!
Jenknis: what u are suppose to run from Harry potter
Kagome: wha?
Inuyasha: jenkins step on it I have slip ends!
Jenknis: fine
Inuyasha: I mean split ends
Kagome: huh? Inuyasha?
Jenknis: (goes fast)
Inuyasha: Faster faster
Jenknis: Fine bull
Inuyasha: I need to go to the Hair Saloon
Inuyasha: bull?
Kagome: (Falls on top of Inuyasha from the fast driving)
Jenknis: no not until we lose Harry Potter
Kagome: his name isn't Harry Potter!
Inuyasha: They stop in front of a saloon that says Harrys haire job
Jenknis: yes it is I saw that person and he looks like the TV Harry POtter
Kagome: so, are we goin' to play the game?
Jenknis: Hey look its another Harry potter
Inuyasha: Inuyasha steps out of the limo and runs over to the saloon
Kagome: oh.... still doesn't make sense!
Inuyasha: Jenkins come on
Jenknis: Wait for MEEEEE
Kagome: what about me?
Inuyasha: Come on
Kagome: fine..
Jenknis: go on a date with Harry potter
Kagome: never!
Inuyasha: They all walk into the saloon
Inuyasha: Hey you
Kagome: did you just say that?
Inuyasha: cut my split ends
Jenknis: Hey Harry want to go on a date with kagome??? Huh what did you say?? Oh he said yes
Kagome: I said NEVER!
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Jenknis: Now go Kagome while me and inuyasha get bikini waxed
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: An ugly guy with long bluish gray hair goes over to them his name is Fluffydude
Kagome: I'm staying!
Inuyasha: I'll cut your hair/
Inuyasha: Wha?
Jenknis: them get bikini waxed
Inuyasha: I'll cut my own hair?
Kagome: I'm Staying!
Inuyasha: HEy you fluffy person!
Jenknis: no I said get bikini waxed
Inuyasha: Cut my split ends now
Kagome: SHUT UP Jenkins!
Jenknis: no
Jenknis: Get bikini waxed
Inuyasha: Jenkins is being mean to my woman again
Jenknis: what
Kagome: I'll call your mommy!
Inuyasha: Wha?
Inuyasha: Fine I'm leaving
Kagome: no, I mean jenkins!
Jenknis: (dials) Hey I think your daughter is dating the REAL Harry Potter>
Kagome: ........................................................................... ........................................................................... .....................

Jenknis: No its...
Kagome: I'll wait by the car......
Jenknis: Mike Myers with a speedo
Inuyasha: ewww
Jenknis: yeah I agree
Inuyasha: Okay back to the limo!
Jenknis: YEAH
Inuyasha: Kagome wait up
Jenknis: (runs in and dribes with out them)
Jenknis: Bye ya
Kagome: you're following me?
Inuyasha: Oh great
** Jenkins is now known as Koga **
Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koga: Hey havce you seen my love??
Inuyasha: Wanta go to Cedar Point, KogA?
Kagome: Who?
Koga: Yeah
Inuyasha: Come on guys lets go
Koga: but have u seen my love
Kagome: WHA? I thought you two hate each other!
Koga: HArry POTTER
Inuyasha: Yes
Koga: where is he
Inuyasha: If it was Ayame
Koga: what
Inuyasha: Not Cosmo again///
Kagome: probably...
Inuyasha: He's married face it!
Inuyasha: And better yet leanr from it
Inuyasha: Hello you guys there?
Kagome: You want to take him??? to Cedar Point?? Koga? I thought you hate him, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No we came up with a compromise
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: George Washington even signed
Inuyasha: it
Kagome: you were fighting over me, remember?
Inuyasha: Huh?
Inuyasha: Me?
Kagome: (sighs)
Inuyasha: Okay
Inuyasha: Koga ya suck!
Kagome: (looks up stupiditly)
Koga: well I am over Cosmo and i love Harry Potter
Inuyasha: What why are you looking at me for?
Inuyasha: You gaywad
Kagome: not you, never mind.
Koga: Hey HARRY!!! (runs over there)
Inuyasha: Moron
Kagome: yay!!! he's GONE!!!!
Inuyasha: Hey Kagome
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: Let's go to Cedar Point!
Kagome: yay!! Without Koga
Koga: (Kneels) Harry will you marry me??? What NOOOOOO He said he is already married to Faith Hill
Inuyasha: What?
Koga: WHAHAHAHA
Kagome: no he isn't!
Koga: yers he is
Inuyasha: He is married to Emma Watson
Koga: I love you Harry and I will never leave u
Koga: no he is married to Faith Hill so face it
Inuyasha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA(goes on for another hour and a half
Inuyasha: EMMA WATSON!
Koga: no Faith Hill
Inuyasha: no Emma Watson
Koga: no faith hill
Inuyasha: Emma Watson!
Kagome: Faith Hill is married to Tim Mcgraw!
Koga: no faith hill
Inuyasha: Emma Watson!
Koga: no fasith hill
Inuyasha: Emma Watson
Koga: no faith hill
Koga: faith hill
Kagome: NEITHER!
Koga: faith hill
Inuyasha: Kagome help me
Koga: faith hill
Inuyasha: No Emma Watson
Koga: faith hill
Inuyasha: Emma watson
Koga: faith hill
Inuyasha: emma watson
Kagome: fine, EMMA WATSON!
Inuyasha: emma watson
Inuyasha: YAY!
Koga: faith hill!!!
Inuyasha: No emma watson
Kagome: OK, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
Koga: Help me Jenkins
** Koga is now known as Jenkins **
Inuyasha: Hey Jenkins is my butler!
Kagome: (sighs)
Jenknis: What is it???
Inuyasha: Your coming to cedar point with us!
Kagome: Inuyasha, can we leave already?
Jenknis: oh how about he is married to Brock!!
Inuyasha: Wha?
Inuyasha: Come on Kagoem
Inuyasha: I mean Kagome
Kagome: what?
Jenknis: Why do you always want to be alone with Inuyasha
Inuyasha: ah...
Jenknis: I asked Kagome
Inuyasha: I'm tired let's go KAgome
Kagome: uhhh........ cough..........
Kagome: ok
Jenknis: I asked u a ?
Inuyasha: Bye
Jenknis: so tell me
Kagome: bye!
Jenknis: wait
Inuyasha: Run
Jenknis: where r u going
Kagome: ok
Jenknis: run with ya
Jenknis: come back
Kagome: Inuyasha, can you carry me?
Jenknis: I love u
Inuyasha: Wait that makes no sense!
Inuyasha: What
Jenknis: What does
Kagome: I'm tired!
Jenknis: ME TOO
Inuyasha: Oh fine get on
Jenknis: me too
Inuyasha: Not you Jenkins!
Jenknis: yes me
Inuyasha: No you
Kagome: YAY (climbs on Inuyasha's back)
Jenknis: no me
Jenknis: (jumps too)
Inuyasha: Loser(mockingly laughs at Jenkins)
Kagome: Inuyasha: Loser(mockingly laughs at Jenkins)
Jenknis: I am on this ride is bimpy
Inuyasha: Jenkins missed me
Inuyasha: Bimpy?
Inuyasha: Get off me!
Kagome: ..........
Jenknis: II hate the ride I want to get Off!
Inuyasha: Throws Jenkins at the limo
Jenknis: Ouch
Jenknis: My head!!! Help me Harry...
Inuyasha: Hahahahahhahaha!
Jenknis: Hareru
Inuyasha: Yokai's rule!
Jenknis: HARRY COME!!!!
Jenknis: HARRY
Jenknis: HARRY
Jenknis: HARRY
Jenknis: HARRY
Inuyasha: NO!
Jenknis: HARRY
Jenknis: HARRY
Inuyasha: NO HARRY!
Inuyasha: NO HARRY!
Jenknis: MOMMY
Jenknis: BULLS EYE
Kagome: .............aawhhawwhh............
Inuyasha: Inuyasha leaps into the Limo
Jenknis: what rules
Kagome: (snore)
Jenknis: (snore too)
Inuyasha: Inuyasha seeing Inuyasha asleep places Kagome on the drivers seat
Inuyasha: I mean Kagome asleep
Jenknis: (Harry comes and helps him up) Thanks potter
Inuyasha: Kagome drive!
Kagome: ................
Inuyasha: We need to make it to cedar point!
Inuyasha: It's almost closing time!
Kagome: ...................................
Jenknis: (He climbs in the Limo and drive away)
Jenknis: BYA
Inuyasha: WAKE UP OR I'LL MARRY KIKYO
Kagome: WHAT?
** Jenkins is now known as Kikyo **
Inuyasha: Finally
Hi
Inuyasha: hey
So u were saying
Kagome: On great!
I love u
Inuyasha: Get out of my limo women(pushes Kikyo into the dust)
Inuyasha: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!
Inuyasha: DRIVE!
Kagome: FINE!!!
I am inside bimbo
Inuyasha: I can't drive okay so drive!
ahahahaha
** Kikyo is now known as Jezebelle **
Hi
Kagome: (drives to Cedar point and pushes Kikyo into lake erie)
Inuyasha: I failed drivers ed but so did kikyo and she did it a billion times
Waz up
Inuyasha: NO!
I don't even know hoe to drive
Inuyasha: Will these Woman get out of my Limo!
Kagome: hoe?
Jenkins drives me everywhere
Kagome: GET OUT!
NOP
Inuyasha: Leave us out of your hagfish life!
Kagome: SHOO you stupid its!
This is Jenkins limo sorry but don't leace
Inuyasha: What fine!
yeah fine to u
Inuyasha: Leaves Limo
Inuyasha: And finds a pink one
Inuyasha: cool!
Kagome: Come on lets go on .... you decide
wait I need a driver
Kagome: HAHhAHAHAHAHAHA
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HElp me
Inuyasha: Come on Kagome this one has only two seats
Kagome: NEVER!!!
Inuyasha: What fine
Kagome: YAY!!!!!
Inuyasha: why do u change your mind so much?
JENKINS!!! MAMA !! HELP ME!!!
** Jezebelle is now known as southernlad **
Kagome: I was talking to that thing over there (Points to jezebelle)
Inuyasha: Jenkins died under his own limo how sad
Oh baby what is it pumpkin
bye
** southernlad has left the chatroom **
Kagome: poor thing!
Inuyasha: Wha?
Kagome: YES!
Kagome: wha?
Inuyasha: IT's 10:53!
Inuyasha: It's closing time!
Inuyasha: WHAAAA!
Kagome: Come on, lets hurry, before I fall asleep!
Inuyasha: Kikyo was right I didn't make it@
Inuyasha: NO!!!!
Kagome: wha?
Kagome: fine,
Inuyasha: And I bet her with my ten bubblegum pieces!
Kagome: whatever!


Inuyasha: What who would have the name Nicole!
Inuyasha: This person's a freak
Kagome: dunno
Kagome: you said i!
Kagome: it!
Inuyasha: LOL!
Kagome: yeah!
Inuyasha: You know she watching right?
Kagome: I'm tired
Inuyasha: Y
Kagome: huh?
Inuyasha: Why
Kagome: dunno
Inuyasha: Jenkins is ugly
Kagome: ooooooooo
Inuyasha: He smells like a catfish
Kagome: -_-
Inuyasha: Whats that for?
Kagome: Huh? I'm tired!
Inuyasha: Fine I'll go on the ferris wheel with Kirara!
Kagome: what?
Kagome: she isn't even here!
Inuyasha: I want to go on the ferris wheel!
Kagome: so do I!
Inuyasha: so
Inuyasha: I do too
Kagome: and I thought you loved me (cries)
Inuyasha: Not this again
Inuyasha: Kagome.....
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: Do I have to say it?
Kagome: yes!
Inuyasha: Why?
Kagome: because
Inuyasha: Harry potter's watching
Kagome: so
Inuyasha: He's scary
Kagome: so
Inuyasha: Fine
Kagome: fine, what?
Inuyasha: Kagome... I
Inuyasha: Um
Kagome: O_O
Inuyasha: I love you there I said
Inuyasha: See Harry Potter I'm better then YOU!
Kagome: YAY!!! Now can we go on the ferris wheel!
Inuyasha: No wait.
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: HArry potter you never sadi that to Hermione did you!
Inuyasha: Ha!
Inuyasha: I'm better then you nananananananana!
Kagome: whatever.......
Inuyasha: Huh?
Inuyasha: I thought you'd be happy.
Kagome: about what? making fun of Harry?
Inuyasha: No!
Inuyasha: Woman are so dull, aye.
Kagome: oh, Hey!
Kagome: (cries)
Inuyasha: Well you didn't see what I said
Inuyasha: Well did you?
Kagome: what did you say?
Inuyasha: Dang it not again
Inuyasha: Before I cursed Harry Potter remember?
Kagome: you said you loved me
Inuyasha: right(random thoughts inside. Ompa loomp)
Inuyasha: Ompa loompa
Kagome: what? I love you Inuyasha (walks closer to him)
Inuyasha: stay away!
Kagome: what?
Kagome: fine!
Kagome: (walks to the ferris wheel)
Kagome: I guess I'll fide myself
Inuyasha: Inuyasha just then is shot with a laser beam
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Kagome: what the? Who are you?
Inuyasha: Inuyasha eyes are glowing red
Kagome: kagome sees some feaky shady creature
Kagome: Inuyasha, are you ok?
** Inuyasha is now known as Jenkins **
Jenknis: I am mad at you two
Kagome: Oh NO!!
Jenknis: I was just tired
Jenknis: BEhind him sat fluffy the hairdresser
Kagome: leave Inuyasha alone, It wasn't him!
Jenknis: Me and Fluffy shot him because then he can kill you.
Jenknis: then Fluffy can kill Inuyasha
Jenknis: Tootles
** Jenkins is now known as Inuyasha **
Kagome: what? (Kagome looks at Inuyasha and back at fluffy)
Kagome: Inuyasa?
Inuyasha: Jenkins and Fluffy leave
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Kagome: (cries)
Inuyasha: RAWR!!!(His eyes glowed red)
Kagome: what have they done to you!
Inuyasha: Rawr?
Inuyasha: Get away from me Kagome I have no control over my body.
Kagome: (Kagome walks up to him)
Kagome: no, I won't leave
Inuyasha: You must
Kagome: I ................ I can't !
Inuyasha: RAWR! (His eyes glowed brighter showing he was a demon)
Kagome: I can't stand to see you in pain, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Rawr!
Inuyasha: Cuts up Jenkins
Kagome: please, control yourself, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: No!hahahahahahahahaha!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: RAWR!
Inuyasha: runs at Kagome
Kagome: AHHH!!!! Inuyasha, SIT!
Inuyasha: Slams against the ground
Inuyasha: Turns back to normal
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Kagome...
** Inuyasha is now known as Shesshomaru **
Shesshomaru ewwww. we have to get that fixed
Kagome: What?
Shesshomaru oh I forgot Jenkins died
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Shesshomaru YAY me!
Shesshomaru leaves
** Shesshomaru is now known as Inuyasha **
Inuyasha: Wha?
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: What?
Kagome: Inuyasha are you OK?
Inuyasha: Yes, I'm fine
Kagome: (Kagome hugs Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Huh?
Inuyasha: What cha doing?
Kagome: Kagome hugs Inuyasha again
Inuyasha: wait what the hell are you doing?
Inuyasha: Kagome?
Kagome: Inuyasha......... (tears shown in her eyes)
Inuyasha: Inuyasha hugs Kagome back
** Inuyasha is now known as Kikyo **
Kagome: Are you really ok? I was worried!
weee
Kagome: NOOOO!!!
is in a car and runs into a building the car instantly explodes
Kagome: I hugged a buch of dead clsy!
** Kikyo is now known as Inuyasha **
Kagome: bunch
Inuyasha: what?
Kagome: what happened?
Inuyasha: oh look a car crash was that kikyo?
Kagome: I'm confused (she buries her face into Inuyasha's shoulder)
Inuyasha: Stupid
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What?
Kagome: what time is ti?
Kagome: it?
Inuyasha: I was thinking about how stupid Kikyo so I lost track of time
Kagome: oh...... i'm tired
Inuyasha: Kagomee.....
Kagome: huh?
Inuyasha: Kisses Kagome
Kagome: kisses back in a passionate way
Inuyasha: THE END!