InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Psychiatrist ❯ InuYasha's Story ( Chapter 1 )

Shashomiru: ^-^ Hello, and welcome to Anime psychiatrist.

 

Hack: ^.^ This is the place where we take care of all your personal problems and needs!! -_-

 

Shashomiru: o.O; Yes… well…uuhhh ^^;; The doctor is in!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Shashomiru: ^.^ And now, our first customer may enter.

 

(InuYasha enters.)

 

Shashomiru: Hello, InuYasha. It's wonderful for you to be here. Please, won't you take a seat on the "Happy Couch of Fun?"

 

InuYasha: Happy couch of fun?!

 

Shashomiru: Ah-ah. Mind your mood.

 

InuYasha: -.-;; *grumbles and takes his seat*

 

Shashomiru: Now… what seems to be your need?

 

InuYasha: MY NEED?!!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY--

 

Shashomiru: Mood?

 

InuYasha: ……Yes… My….NEED…. Is more of my…. 

 

Shashomiru: *crosses legs* Well, please go on.

 

Yasha: Fine! I met all kinds of unusual people, the Shikon Jewel is everywhere, EVERYONE has a thing for me and-- Hey, what are you writing about me?

 

Shashomiru: *grasps her clipboard close* o_________o Nothing.

 

InuYasha: You're writing stuff about me!!

 

Shashomiru: o.O Am not.

 

InuYasha: YOU ARE TOO!!!!

 

Shashomiru: *stands up* …you… can't…prove it.

 

InuYasha: *takes in deep breath* ……o___o ._. *looks down*

 

Shashomiru: *takes her seat* ^-^ Now please continue.

 

InuYasha: *growls* As I was saying; the Shikon Jewel is everywhere, people keep following me around, and my brother Sesshoumaru has a GIANT fluffy!

Shashomiru: Fluffy... brother… *writes stuff down* Since this seems to go far back, we'll start there. Do tell the story.

 

InuYasha: Well, ever since I was younger he would always pick on me!!

 

Shashomiru: *nods*

 

InuYasha: I think he's just jealous, because I got the cooler sword.

 

Shashomiru: Aww… Do you love your brother at all?

 

InuYasha: *tilts his head* Sesshoumaru is a…. giant transformative creature. >_< It's that fluffy of his!!!!!!

 

Shashomiru: o.O …. Excuse me..?

 

InuYasha: You heard me!! ;__;

 

Shashomiru: It sounds kind of like you're more jealous of his fluffy.

 

InuYasha: But I have the cooler sword!! 

 

Shashomiru: Are you sure this isn't about his fluffy?

 

 

InuYasha: Yeah!

 

 

Shashomiru: Maybe he would be interested with trading.

 

 

InuYasha: What?! I'm keeping my Tetsusaiga! It's way better than the Tenseiga. 

 

 

Shashomiru: I meant for his fluffy.

 

 

InuYasha: Hmm... *he actually considers this briefly*

 

 

Shashomiru: I knew it. This IS about his fluffy.

 

 

InuYasha: What?! What I can transform into is way cooler than him! Everything about me is cooler than him!! Arrrgrhrhg! *tugs on a pillow*

 

Shashomiru: Oo;;;; Uhh… *looks at wrist (which nothing is there.)* ^^;; Would you you look at the time!! Our session is complete!! o____o You can go home now.

 

InuYasha: o.o Really? YES!!!!! 

 

Shashomiru: *sits motionless* o____o *writes down* .____. Must… find… new… entertainment...

 

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Hack: ………

 

Shashomiru: <.<……….

 

Hack: …….

 

Shashomiru: >___>……

 

Hack: …..Please review.