InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fearless ❯ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ( Chapter 1 )

Fearless

 

Disclaimer: Me not owning Inuyasha. At all. I'm poor, and sad. Hug Me!

 

Chapter 1: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Hi. I'm Kagome. And here is some common sense for those of you who lack any at this present time.

 

Sesshoumaru is a scary guy.

 

Like, “make you stand there like those idiot kids in the horror movies do with that deer caught in the headlights look” scary. Like hell froze over with one glance from Mr. Apathetic and they're now thinking of hosting the next winter Olympics there. And by they I mean…uh those people that decide those kinds of they “things”. Like, Freddy Krueger going to “Hollywood Nails” for a Mani/Pedi with Chucky.

 

*Shudder*

 

So yeah, he's the kind of guy your mother would warn you about if she had the proper imagination to do so. Unfortunately, she didn't and now you have to suffer for it.

 

Especially when you're a 15 year old school girl traveling back 500 years into the past collecting some sacred jewel shards with a temperamental half demon, a lecherous monk, a kickass tajiya with firecat accessory (no batteries required), a fuzz ball kitsune, and trying to survive while undead girlfriend's try to steal your soul, creepy self made half demons are uber power hungry shard stealing jerks, and said half demon's scary half brother tries to kill you!

 

Yeah, that commen sense. Not really helping much.

 

And it's just plain stupidity to think that demons wouldn't have survived to my present day. I mean, How dumb could I get? They ARE immortal after all. Which is why coming back from the warring states era after fighting (more like barely surviving) the good fight I run smack into a present day Sesshoumaru grinning down at me while I'm struggling to get out of the well. Wearing an Armani Suit no less.

 

Can we say heat attack?

 

…and a sudden need to pee VERY badly?!?

 

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Sorry this is so short. I just thought this up randomly, and decided to see where it would go. I'm sure more will pop up sooner or later. Reviews are much appreciated!