InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fearless ❯ When ya gotta go... ( Chapter 2 )

So, I'm back now with the second part of this…whatever it is. Don't really know what I'm going with it, but you guys seem to enjoy it. So what the Hay! It's not just for horses after all.

 

Oh! And thanks for the lovely reviews! They keep me motivated.

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Not even a widdle bit. It's sad really. Please don't sue. I'm dirt poor.

 

Chapter 2

 

Kagome POV

 

Yeah…Kagome again. You know, the reincarnation of the great and powerful miko who is currently dragging her stinky undead ass all over creation with her disgusting soul stealers.

 

And yes, I do mean stinky. In fact, that word is a bit TOO nice for her. I pride myself on being honest (unlike a certain ZOMBIE), and the truth will set me free dag nabit! The woman reeks! I mean, being dead for fifty years has got to leave a lot to be desired as far as hygiene goes. I'd throw water on her (Ha! Like that would help), but then she'd probably do her best wicked witch of the west routine.

 

…which now that I think about it would solve a lot of problems. But then a certain hanyou with the oh so wonderful “sunny” disposition would become even more temperamental.

 

I'm seriously starting to wonder if Kikyo didn't shoot an arrow up his ass as well. It would explain a lot.

 

Stupid soul sucking harpy.

 

And what IS the deal with those things anyway?!? I highly doubt their only there to help her ruin people's after lives. She likes touching them too much…if you know what I mean.

 

Oh…don't look at me like that. Like you never thought about it. Well, maybe you haven't. Actually, I don't really know why I did. Ok, Ew!

 

Of course, after that long spiel about Kikyo's sexual tendencies ::shudder:: I think it's time to get back to me and my very VERY current dilemma.

 

Sesshoumaru.

 

::blink::

 

Right.

 

Who is still grinning at me, holding me up by the wrist, and still wearing Armani.

 

::blink::

 

Oh, this is intelligent. How about some actual words Kagome? Hm?

 

“Uh…”

 

Yeah, a real ice breaker there. That some smooth talking there. Oh yeah, just call me Ms. Suave and Sophisticated…Not!

 

At some point I ended up standing on my own two feet looking rather stupidly at his lordship gorgeous person…WAIT A MINUTE! DID I JUST SAY GORGEOUS?!?

 

Hold the phone! ::re reads last few lines:: Ack! I did. I mean…I didn't! It all lies! Lies!

 

…but he does look good in that suit. ::drool::

 

“If you would kindly refrain from drooling on this Sesshoumaru it would be greatly appreciated. And yes, I do look good in this suit.” He's mocking me! Smug bastard. Oh, but why does his voice have to sound so damn sexy?!? The man is freaking perfect.

 

Oh crap! I said that out loud?!?

 

“Yes, you did”

 

Shit! Ok girl! Breathe! In and out. In and out. Everything's fine. Everything's great. I'm one with the universe. I'm sitting Inuyasha. Osuwari! ::snicker::

 

So, now that I've somewhat composed myself, I decide to get down to business. Just what the hell is Fluffy doing here?!?

 

::Growl:: “Don't call me that.”

 

Eep! “Ok fine!” I grumped, “since I obviously can't keep my private thoughts private, what exactly are you doing here?”

 

He stared at me so intensely that I nearly pissed my pants right then and there. It's really not fair that he's so hot. It's gotta be against the law or something. Ok Kags! I need to think of something un sexy about him so I can deal with his scary hotness.

 

But who the hell could do that while looking him the eye. Those gorgeous eyes! Such a piercing golden yellow. Wait…yellow. Like pee. Which I really wish I was doing right now.

 

Haha! Sesshoumaru has pee pee colored eyes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

So, while I try to quell the psycho babble going on in my head (and the snickers that sounded horribly like a busted muffler), I somehow came to the conclusion that anything he had to tell me wouldn't be a surprise. I'd take it all in stride after all. I take on youkai all the time! I'm fearless biatch! I ain't scared of no ghost…er nevermind.

 

I laugh in the face of danger! HA HA HA!

 

…at least I thought I did until he dropped this doozie on me. And boy was it a double whopper with cheese.

 

“Let's mate”

 

And of course like an self respecting miko with serious magical mojo, I did the only thing there was to do.

 

I peed.

 

…on his shoes.

 

…

 

…told ya I had to go…

 

 

Heh. Wasn't expecting THAT now were you? Anyway, reviews are appreciated. Love ya lots. Hopefully next it won't take me so long to spew out a chapter.

 

Ja!