InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fearless ❯ Grrr...Smiling? ( Chapter 3 )

Holy crap! I'm back from the dead. Woo hoo!!! Look at me go zoom! It's been like…a year. Sorry about that. I kinda forgot I was in the middle of writing something and I had another story but I totally lost it. Oh well. All the more reason to get this show on the road.

Disclaimer: Me no own Inuyasha or fluffy face with the pee pee colored eyes. Too bad ::tear::

Fearless

Chapter 3

Kagome POV

Oh hell…I peed on his shoes…

"You peed on this Sesshoumaru's shoes"

twitch

No shit Sherlock. Do you like stating the obvious after I have so generously done so for you? Apparently Fluffy-chan here should've been a parrot youkai instead of a dog. Maybe if I give him a cracker he'll go away and peck at someone else's brain. Because mine has obviously leaked out of my head and made a nice plopping sound on the floor.

"Um…oops?"

His eyebrow twitched…God I hate that.

"Ooook then. I'm really REALLY sorry!"

It twitched again. In fact, his entire face just ticked. Oh crap. I am SO dead. At least I thought so anyway. But of course Mr. Unpredictable did something that I least suspected…again.

He…cue dramatic music…DUN DUN DUN!

…

Smiled.

His face somehow contorted (with some serious effort I must say) into a genuine smile. It magnificent! Stupendous! Amazing! Wonderful! Incredibly Sexy!

…and it scared the shit outta me.

That bastard.

"This Sesshoumaru is no bastard. You can however, reserve that title sole to my half-wit brother"

."…"

Yeah, still in shock if you hadn't noticed. Not to mention the fact that I just had an ::cough cough:: accident on Sir "talks-about-himself-in-the-third-person" a lot's shoes. And why the bloody hell is he still smiling?!? At me?!?

"Well well miko. It seems that you know more about Inuyoukai mating rituals than I thought. And I'll take it that you more than eager to…copulate with this Sesshoumaru" …and still smiling. The smug ass.

Ok, I've had enough of this. It's time to put my foot down dag nabit. He can't keep surprising me like this! I am woman. Hear me roar. Like a lioness baby! He can't keep me down! Not with his piercing, gorgeous, golden pee pee colored eyes….

Which got me into this mess in the first place…literally.

A big yellow puddle on his shoes.

Did I say lioness?

Meeeoow?

Wait a damn minute. Did he say I wanted to COPULATE with him? Hold the freakin' phone!

"Ok First of all! My name is Kagome! Ka-Go-Me! And will you stop referring to yourself in the third person?!? I know your name is ridiculously long and all that but I'm sure after a few centuries you'd remember it! And what the hell are you talking about Inuyoukai mating rituals? I haven't done anything like that! I sure as hell don't want to copulate with you! Last time I checked, we were enemies! Yeah! You….evil! Me…Not so much! And will you stop smiling! What the hell is so funny?!?"

So now I'm huffing and puffing and hardly about to blow the well house down and more likely to have an asthma attack when this gorgeous hunk of jerk face decides to stoop to my level.

"Well isn't it obvious Kagome?"

Breathe woman! Breathe! But Gods…he smells so good.

"Huh?"

"You peed in this…my shoes"

"Uh ….so?"

"You marked me as your territory. And since I've already decided that you're mine all that's left to be done is to consummate our bond"

And again…I did what any self respecting miko would do in this situation.

I passed out like a pansy girl.