InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ Gone where no man's gone before ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: OMG I almost forgot this gomen nasai to Rumiko anyway I don't own InuYasha…but I am thinking about kidnapping LOL

Chapter 3: Gone where no man's gone before

"KAGOME!" InuYasha shouted searching around the nearest corner of the school. Kagome was sitting in a tree face red, eyes round in terror. "GET DOWN HERE!" Kagome looked down, out of all the days that teacher could have came it was today! Why me! InuYasha growled. "SIT!" thud. "Ow" her head shot up eyes narrowed. "InuYasha!" "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" After a minute Kagome's head popped up, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" "BECAUSE THAT LESSON WAS TRAUMATISING DAMMIT! LOOK AT MY EYE TWITCH" Kagome giggled, "YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY!"

"No look behind you."

InuYasha did so, seeing Miroku running around holding down below asking random people. "Wheres the washroom! Please I really have to go!" Shippo saw Miroku doing this, as he was coming out of the school, Sango beside him.

"Miroku do you need to pay the water bill?"

"No I have to wet willy"

Sango then spoke up, "I don't have a whale remember"

"Fine, the wind tunnel #2"

Shippo rolled his eyes. "Follow me"

Miroku ran to him, and they ran to the washroom's.

"Such a dope" Sango said, "hey InuYasha and Kagome" Sango waved like an idiot, running extremely girly-style towards them… then tripping into the mud. Silence. Her hand shot up. "I'm ok!"

"Right, ok now back to my bitching! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT GEEK NAMED HOMO!" InuYasha said Hojo waving out of a window "Hi!" (Kagome's wearing a hat so Hojo doesn't see her ears…But he's to stupid to notice anyway) "Oh him, he likes me…a lot"

"how do you survive!"

"I go to the feudal era"

"good bye then"

"wait you have to stay or we might not figure out the curse of the fortune cookies"

"lets just find the author, strangle her till she tells us the cure, and kill her!" It suddenly goes quiet. "I think she heard you" there I go again popping into the picture once more. "Planning on killing me now are you!" "AHH ITS GODZILLA!" Hojo points and screams. "I'LL SAVE YOU KAGOME!" Hojo then jumps out of window, hitting the dirt knocked out, vultures start circling his body. "I hope he's dead" I say, but no Hojo stands up, "what a fall" snorts "AHH GODZILLA!" "That's it" lightning strikes him. Sighs "that's way better…And now InuYasha its time for your punishment" I evilly grin. "I don't like that grin, what are you gonna do…" InuYasha sort of backs away. I still smile evilly.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT TELL ME NOW!"

"Well where there's lightning there's rain, and guess who's wearing white"

InuYasha looks down on his uniform. "NOOOOOOO!"

The rain starts coming down in buckets, I then say. "That will teach you…I hope anyway" "bitch!" lightning then strikes him. Hojo looks up, "what did I miss" my eye starts to twitch. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!"

"uh…I dunno"

"ERRRRR!" I start chasing him trying to grab his neck.

"KILL HIM KILL HIM!" Kagome cheers.

Meanwhile

"And there they are" Shippo pointed to the doors leading to the toilets. "You'll probably get lost so I'll come" Miroku didn't listen and ran into the men's Shippo running in after him. Miroku ran to a stall trying to open it, it was locked, he moved to another, "ah they're all locked!" "whoa Miroku look a waterfall machine!" Shippo exclaimed pulling on a knob of a standing toilet…but they didn't know that. "I think its one of those drinking springs, like the one they have outside the door" Miroku said, Shippo looks back to it "I am thirsty" just then a boy walked in, he looked up to see Miroku and Shippo standing there. "AHHHHHHHH!" He screamed high pitched. "GIRLS! IN THE BOYS BATHROOM!" Everyone in the stalls began screaming high as well. "I'm not a girl!" Shippo replied. The screaming stopped. "Your not?" "No but she is" Shippo pointed to Miroku. Once again. "AHHHHHHHH!" Miroku was kicked out, he stood there doing a dance, "uh um I'll go in there!" He entered dum da dun the place a man has never gone before the girls washroom. "WHOA GIRL HEAVEN!" He looked up putting his hands in a praying position. "Thank-you" but first he entered a stall to umm well go… man, do I have to explain…I hope not anyway. While he sat there he heard a girl enter the stall next door, he smiled, finishing up. Yuka was just sitting down when she looked up and saw. "AHH LEZZY!" Miroku waved, she got up pulling her pants back up, giving Miroku one huge slap. She got out of the stall to confront Miroku, Miroku walking out at the same time. "jeez why were you watching me just stop it! that is a warning!" Miroku took her hand. "I'm sorry, that was wrong of me" "w-what, well glad you noticed!" She went to wash her hands, but then, the feeling of a hand caressing her butt made her stop and turn around, shooting her arm, and punching the hell out of Miroku.

After that

Sango and InuYasha were walking back to class. Eri running up. "Hey Kagome is she your friend?"

"Why are you following me!" InuYasha growled, Sango smiled, "yes were friends" Eri bowed, "nice meeting you, anyway we have to watch a movie with the little kids today, I'm just passing this on, also I'm looking for Miroku she's been missing" Eri replied jogging away. Sango thinking "hmmmm"

"Yes you will get married and have lots of kids with my brother Shippo" Miroku smiled reading a girls palm. "Isn't that a girl" Miroku's eyes opened "what no!" the girl's face was serious then "Oh ok hehe I love bunnies!" her face lit up and she started skipping away. Another girl stepped forward, holding out her palm. "Oh whats this I see you having many babies with hmmm, hard to see….Oh my brother Shippo!" "no! my life is over" the girl shrieked, then her butt was being smoothed over. "EEK!" smack, the girl started running away, another girl coming forth. Miroku smiled eyes closed, "let me see your palm miss"

"want it in the face or around your neck"

"oh hello lady Sango"

"come on your late for class" Sango began dragging him to the kindergarten's room. They finally walked in, joining everyone else, the children and students being divided in pairs. They all chose a place to sit. "Ok everyone ready for the movie" "oh oh I am miss I am!" Hojo waved, giggling like a dork. Honestly I really did try to kill but to no avail. WHY! "that's good Hojo now here it is" the movie began to play, the screen was dark for now. "I wonder if this is another lesson for smex ed, this is about the age I learnt it" Miroku gasped, "oh I hope so" the little kid sitting beside her stared, "whats smex?" "oh glad you asked its-" Sango conked him on the head. "My sister doesn't know what she talking about" "oh..ok!" And he went back to the video. InuYasha sitting next to the kid he was with, thought it was that ring video again till… "hey ho kids its time for play time!" Hojo clapped his hands "yay yay!" The theme began, a purple dinosaur skipping across the screen. "Barney is a dinosaur, with an imagination"

InuYasha's eyebrow raised, "is that thing humping the kids?"

Sango smacked his head, "the children don't need to know!"

All the children now ask, "whats humping?"

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Another chappie done what didja think tell me I'd love to hear what you thought anyway c ya peace out!