InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ The madness of the lunch lady ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4: The madness of the lunch lady

Sango and Kagome were on the roof chatting and eating, some rice cakes, Miroku was showing InuYasha the fancy drinking fountain in the men's room, and Shippo was busy rejecting a bunch of girls who were told they'd someday marry and have kids with him. Stupid Miroku Shippo thought, he assumed he was actually safe walking the halls…until one really fat girl came up to him, blushing and giggling. "Oh what now!" "Hi Shippo," she giggled again. Shippo had a dry look. "How do you know my name?" She snorts "names travel fast around Hogwarts."

"What the heck?"

"My names Mabig, Mabig ash"

"hehe that's real good but I have to go" Shippo tried to walk away, but he was gripped into a huge hug. "arg my spine" Shippo squeaked. "I can't let my baby go I know we were meant to be, I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and bare your children"

"AHHHHH GET OFF YOU PHYCO BITCH!" Shippo pushed his legs against her belly, trying to yank her arms away. "AHHHHH HELP!!!!" Shippo screamed, "its alright my Shippoo" "AHHHHH HELP HELP HELP!" Shippo watched everyone pass with odd expression's. "Ya thanks I'll find out where you live" Shippo said dry faced, remembering something he learned recently a girl's huge weakness. Shippo looked up. "Say Mabig do you want your bolts twisted" she snorted, "huh?" "ERRR" he twisted her *cough * weak shot, and he was dropped instantly, he tore for an exit. She recovered, and chased after.

Mean while

Miroku and InuYasha walked out of the school, walking to a tree and sitting in it's shade, Sango and Kagome coming to join. "Lets go to the Cafeteria " Kagome said then noticing a change. "Where's Shippo?" Right then Shippo ran in front of them screaming "AHHHHHH!", tubby wubby following. "Oh…Anyway we have to figure out our situation when we arrive." Shippo running by again his arms in the air, "AHHHHHH!" "GO SHIPPO GO!" Miroku called. The girl panting back into the picture, then fainting. "HA HA HA!" Shippo pointed at her, jumping up and down. A football team trampling him, Miroku and InuYasha coming up.

"Oh my god they killed Shippo"

"you bastards!"

"I'm ok" Shippo said out of the little hole his body made.

"HEY KAGOME!"

InuYasha looked up to the heavens, "kill me now"

Hojo hauled before him, snorting. "Kagome wanna go out this weekend"

"didn't you ask me that in chapter 2?"

"uh…I dunno"

"ERR you stupid thing leave me alone now or suffer!"

"is that a no"

"NO SHIT!"

"Hey wanna go out!"

"NO!"

"Oh…Are you sure Kagome"

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"Are you sure Kagome"

"RAH!" InuYasha turned around punching Hojo to the ground, stomping on him, till he wasn't moving. He sighed, "good" he turned back to his friends under the tree. "Are you sure Kagome"

"GAH!" InuYasha eyes flamed. InuYasha turned and kicked him between the legs, picking up a bag lying on the ground and suffocating him, then hitting a rock on his head, Good old ring movie for that technique. He took off the bag. "Are you really really sure" "JUST DIE ALREADY!" "Eh lets just go eat now" Sango piped up for InuYasha's rescue, "ya" Kagome answering. "Fine just four more periods left just four more periods left" InuYasha mumbled back into the school, "KAGOME WAIT!" Hojo chased after, "WAIT SHIPPOO!" InuYasha and Shippo turned, "AHHHHHH RUN RUN RUN!" They both shouted running to the cafeteria , Kagome getting an idea. Hojo who was running very slow and literally retarded-ly, tripped over Kagome's leg, and Hojo began falling in slow motion over the ledge of the steps, "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!" He screamed low, falling into the bushes, a little over exaggerating, for the drop was only 100 cm high. Vultures returning to circling him. Kagome smirked, "that's it I'm tired of watching out of the window I'll check in like the others" she muttered to herself. She went to the office, checked in with Mr.Dinglefook and walked to the café. Shippo was being squeezed the hell out of by Mabig, Kagome smiled. Tapping her shoulder, "huh? What" she turned. She dropped Shippo, "I meant what? Mr. Hotter than Shippo man" Kagome spoke low, pulling her in a hug. InuYasha turning from the lunch line seeing this. "AH! WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING!!" "I wanna hug you and squeeze you and bare your children" Mabig, had a shuffled laugh, "um we really shouldn't rush this, I kind of have a education to finish"

"you don't want me?" Kagome began to fake sob.

InuYasha's eye twitched, she's making me look like an over sensitive jackass!

"No" snort "I didn't say that, I want you"

"YOU DISGUSTING THING! WHO TOLD YOU I WANTED YOU!"

"huh but didn't you -?"

"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Kagome bitch slapped her. InuYasha must be loving this!

"WHAT THE HELL KAGOME!" InuYasha pulled her away from tubby.

"Is someone jealous"

"jealous of what!?"

Kagome laughed, "I made you look manly didn't I?"

"HELL NO!"

"Come on lets go eat"

"KAGOME I WANT ANSWERS"

They headed to the lunch line, Mabig following, "wait Mr. Hot dog! I want your number" Kagome back punched her. They waited in the line the lunch lady coming any minute. A bunch of geeks and nerds were lined up going into the cooking room, a sign above saying nerds enter here. Little did they know they were next days spaghetti sauce. The door opened, Britney Spears music coming out of no where, there was the lunch lady, "I think I did it again, I made you believe I cooked you your meals, oh baby but they aren't just cow they are all mostly seals! Now Dig in! Opps I killed a teen aren't mean its inside your meat now please find a seat opps I just killed a nerd he smells just like terd I'm not that innocence" Britney Spears came out wearing a really short skirt, and small cut tight shirt. Miroku's mouth watered, he made the call me sign, Sango smacked him with her tray. InuYasha shouted, "BOO! YOU SUCK!" Britney shot him the finger, filling everyone's tray while dancing. "She's just in here when the other is sick…Well actually this time the lunch lady may go to jail" Kagome replied, "what was her name?" "Michael Jackson" Kagome whispered, watching Britney's hair fall into their food. "She never wears a hair net…She also once was married to a hillbilly" "how long did that last" InuYasha asked. "A night" "I believe it. She doesn't seem she wears a bra either." Shippo walked up, feeling paranoid, grabbing a drink, but when he started to walk he stumbled, his water falling on Britney. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M MELTING OH WHAT A WORLD THERE GOES MY 1000000000000 DOLLOAR IMPLANTS! AHHHHHHHHH!" All that was left was her clothes, it was quiet. "Who wants Wacdonalds!" "WE DO!" And everyone headed to Wacdonalds to eat.

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Gomen it took awhile and if it wasn't really funny, it was kind of hard to write this chappie becuz my grandma had passed away lately, don't feel sorry 4 me, I wouldn't want your pity, but anyway REVIEWS REVIEWS REVIEWS PLZ! If you have any ideas feel free to send me some.