InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ Chapter 5: Truly Hell ( Chapter 5 )

geez did u miss me

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Chapter 5: Truly Hell

"just two more periods just two more periods" chanted InuYasha under his breath. "What was that Kagome you have your period?" Hojo snorted running up beside her, with a pig like snort.

"NO I DON'T! NOW STOP STALKING ME YOU YOU YOU….STALKER!"

"Huh? I'm Luke skywalker?"

"NO!"

"Are you my daddy Kagome."

"I'M A FRICKEN GIRL RIGHT NOW, HOW COULD I BE YOUR FATHER!!!"

"True" sighed Hojo, "are you my cousin!?" InuYasha gave him a glare "NO!!!!"

"darn I could have married you this weekend"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH breath AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Miroku walks to them, "whats up?" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"I'm gunna marry Kagome!"

"HELL NO!"

"oh really, soooo Kagome can I be your best woman" wink wink. "Pupils" spit, a man teacher said behind them, he was the gym teacher who spat every time he would talk and sounded like he had a stuffed nose all the time.

"Hojo" spit "I need you to climb the rope today ok" spit. Big snort "OK! WEEEEE HHHEEE HOOOO I'M LOVIN IT!" He starts frolicking down to the gym, trips gets up and keeps going. "Now go to the change rooms girls" spit. "Whatever just stop spitting!" "That hurts my feelings you know" starts to cry walking the direction Hojo headed.

…………."Defiantly a woman teacher" Miroku replied as they walked over inside the gymnasium, and into the change rooms. InuYasha's eyes went wide, the girls were all half naked, and some totally showing skin.

"I SEE TITS THIS IS THE BEST DAMN DAY OF MY FRICKEN GAY SLOW DULL ARAID LIFE!" That's when his stomach churned and he stopped jumping up and down. "WHY NOW WHY BUDDA WHY!!" "Because I hate you because I hate you" a voice echoes. Some girls say what was that, and Miroku runs to the thone to pay wind tunnel #3 its respects. InuYasha shut his eyes and began changing. "Pupils" spit "time to come out!" "ya" girls chanted on the way out, opening the door and pulling their friends along. "WAIT DON'T GO!!" Miroku called.

"Too late"

"poo"

"thank you for sharing that".

Then Miroku spotted a strange bin next to him, "what the" "huh what did you say?" Miroku opened the flap. "Whoa!"

"What!" InuYasha asked walking closer to hear him when he noticed his reflection, looking in the mirror and kissing to it… "knew you loved Kagome!" My voice calls from no where.
"Shut up!"
"oooh so you do that in your spare time"
"NO!"
"nice try you wanna hug her you wanna kiss her"
"I DO NOT"
"the lie detector determines that was a lie"
"lie detector?"
"InuYasha you are the father"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"
"hmmm? I was watching the Maury show"
"You said my name!"
"messing with you is so fun chow!"
"InuYasha I found tea bags, hold on" flush.

The stall door opened, Miroku came out beckoning InuYasha inside. Guess what he discovered…Poor Miroku so dense. "Isn't that blood?" InuYasha inquired, looking at the sickening subject in the waste bin. "Lets get Kagome" Miroku said, he walked out, pulling Kagome in. "Miroku this isn't the boys"
"oh well we know InuYasha is gay"
"I AM NOT!"
"uh heh heh, anyway look at all the tea bags Kagome! Why do they waste so much"
"MIROKU THEY AREN'T TEA BAGS OH SICK!"
"What are they then?"
"They are dirty-"
A helicopter flies into the building next to the school.
"Oh….EWWWW"
"PUPILS! OUT OF THE CHANGE ROOMS!"

"Come on Hojo its your turn to climb the rope"

"YAY!" Hojo began to pull himself up, he felt confident and proud until.

"AH OH MY GOODY GOODY GUM DROPS I'M SCARED!!!! GET ME DOWN PLEASE I'M GONNA DIE! AHHHH I JUST SOILED MYSELF, GET ME DOWN!" The gym teacher had an anime fall there, Hojo only climbed 80 cm's from the ground. "WAHHHHH!"

"get him down" spit.

Sango pulls out a switchblade and cuts the rope.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"SHUT UP YOUR ON THE FRICKEN GROUND ALREADY!!!!" InuYasha hollers kicking him in the side. "Now pupils lets all do yoga to relieve our angry souls" some shitty music starts playing, they all lower and stick there butts out, Miroku's face close to all the girls. InuYasha secretly moving over to the cd player, waiting till they all start going to there feet, then kicking it and the break stuff song comes on.

"YA!" "PUPILS! Its not good to fucking swear in this damnable fricken school!!!!" Yelled the gym teacher his patience running low. I make the volume turn up. "This is mean music!" Hojo runs over and starts playing a song….Barbie girl (A/N: Naraku's favourite song, him and Hojo would be best friends) Hojo sings gay-ly "I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world" starts dancing like Britney Spears. "AHHHH!" InuYasha takes the CD and runs to the change rooms and to the johns. "MIROKU YOU DIDN'T FLUSH!!!!!!!!"

"whoopsie's" "WAHHH MY CD!!!" "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Shippo grabs a weight and slams it on his head. Hojo falls to the ground motionless. "HA HA HA!" Football team tramples him again.……. "ouch"

"ok pupils lets play a game, any suggestions" silence some one coughs, "anything at all"

InuYasha shouts, "HANG MAN WE HAVE THE RETARD AND THE ROPE!"

"that's against school-" he sees me pop in, holding up a file full of blackmail believe me the pictures weren't pretty. "That will be fun lets go"

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Ok most likely the next chappie is art class, once school is over it doesn't end there I still need to torture the bitch made of shit, must be doing a dance right now anyway R&R and if you want to give me any suggestions to make this fanfic any better go right ahead ja ne tomodachi no!