InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ From Demons to Dementors ❯ chapter 15 ( Chapter 15 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer- in case you haven't read it for the past 12 chapters, I don't own shit.

From demons to dementors

Kagome slowly closed her eyes and fell into a light asleep knowing that this would be the last she would see of Japan for a long time.

WHAT THE FUCK! Kagome awoke from her light slumber with a start as the plane bumped and jumped on the landing pad. Oh it's just the plane landing Kagome thought as she took a deep breath and coughed as she forgot she was still in the small dirty plane packed with sweaty people and crying babies waiting to be changed.

(AN- …twitch….if you couldn't tell that I haven't had the best experience with planes then keep reading and you will soon understand my pain! …..twitch….)

“are you alright sis? You don't want to get sick especially on your first day in England” Souta looked over worriedly at Kagome. She sighed, he still thought she would break the second she showed the smallest form of weakness.

“I'm not going to keel over and die because I coughed Souta” she pointed out teasingly knowing that he was looking out for her then again,I just might if I have to breath in this toxic plane air again she thought grimly I wonder what is worse, Naraku's miasma or icky airplane air?....i would take the miasma any day compared to this hellish place she snorted as the voices in her head agreed. Souta just made a face at her trying not to show how protective he was of her.

“welcome to the United Kingdome I ask that all passengers now remove their seatbelts and remove their belongings from the overhead containers. I hope you all enjoyed the flight and you use air Japan again. Safe travels from the pilot and crew” the flight attendant with the shiny heels said over the loud speaker with a happy voice that made them all flinch and shudder.

“well time to go kagome, lets get out of this stink pit” souta winked noticing her wrinkling her nose every now and then and went to get their bags. Kagome stood up to help him with their heavy trunks, trying to leave as fast as they could before the scary flight attendant came back. Unfortunately fate was not on their side today for the perky woman had just emerged and was blocking their escape from the plane.

“why hello there! You two look like a pair of hip young kids what do you say to filling out a survey about our services?” the woman was now slightly herding them into a small back room with a table and a couple tied down chairs.

"we want to know that the cool kids of today think of out company" Mrs. shiny heels said perkily (AN- is that a word? Hmm well it is now)

“ahhh I sorry but were kinda in a hurry” souta tried to tell her

“nonsense, it will only take a minute of your time” the woman pushed them into chairs and sat opposite them never letting the smile drop.

“could you try not being so…god..damned..happy?” kagome mumbled scribbling hurriedly on the paper.

“what was that miss?” the flight attendant leaned closed smiling creepily and almost never blinking. Kagome was just a little freaked out and looked for the fastest escape

“oh just that we were finished and that me must be on our way now” kagome grabbed souta's paper from the desk while he was still answering the last question on the crews overall attitude.

“here! now we are already late so I bid you farewell” kagome shoved the papers and pens at the woman, grabbed souta by the arm, yanked him out of the chair and ran out of the plane as fast as she could with out looking too conspicuous.

“wait! You didn't fill out the back! Miss! Come back your not finished!” the flight attendant yelled down the hall.

Wait there was a back! Argggg we need to get out ofhere asap Kagome picked up the speed a bit trying to get as far away from the scary woman as fast as possible. I swear every time she smiled I died a little inside kagome flinched and looked behind her for the hundredth time checking that the woman had not followed her. Seeing that the coast was clear she slowed down to a fast walk and let go of a panting souta. After catching his breath he walked along side kagome.

“ok that has got to be the scariest thing I have ever seen, NO ONE should be THAT happy! It's not normal its just ….ahhhhh, did you ever see her blink?!” souta shuddered

“I know! I've faced down some freaky demons but she is up there with the freakiest” kagome also shuddered then looked at her watch

"hey souta we should get going it's getting late" kagome pointed to her watch as they walked to the exit of the airport, flagging down a cab. After ten minutes of no luck they finally got the attention of a driver. It was a middle aged man with salt and pepper hair, he had on a pair of jeans and a plain blue shirt the ideal “normal” guy he was just and every day Joe (AN-little did he know his life was about to drastically change!). Popping the trunk kagome loaded their bags into the car. Souta was already in the cab giving the man directions. Hearing a loud yell behind her she turned around and looked into the huge crowd for the origin of the noise. Seeing some people get physically thrown out of the way she wondered if it was a yokai in disguise come to fight her. Preparing her self for battle she let her hand wander to her hidden swords, she was ready for anything that was coming…..any thing but….

“MISS!” a loud voice broke out of the crowd as kagome saw bodies thrown into the air as a speeding woman in black shiny heels came running at top speed out of the building waiving papers.

“shit!” kagomes eyes bugged out as she watched in fear and morbid awe as the flight attendant pushed a guy four times her size out of the way and into a luggage carrier

“MISS! YOU FORGOT TO COMPLETE THE SURVEY!” the woman leaped into the air at kagome

I wonder how she plans to fly? Wait…… flight attendants don't fly!(AN- at least, not with out a plane)

“SHIT!” kagome yelled and dove head first into the cab, slammed the door shut and yelled at the driver to:

“get us the fuck outa here!” the driver was so startled that he was sure he was going to have a heart attack so he slammed his foot on the gas hoping that it would make the crazy lady in the back stop yelling at him and threatening to:

"cut off his balls, roll them around in pink glitter, decorate them with sparkly sequins and feathers, string hooks through them, personally pierce his ears and give him his very own pair of hip disco earrings” if they were not out of here in half a second, he was still flinching from the very idea of the threat. Pulling out of the parking spot as fast as he could, the driver almost had another heart attack when a woman dressed as a flight attendant with very shiny heels flew out of the sky and landed on the hood of his cab thrusting papers at his windshield and yelling about surveys.

“damnit!” kagome growled, she had had enough sheer terror for one day so she leaned forward and flicked on the windshield wipers, effectively dislodging the flight attendant from the hood and sending her sliding off to the side with a satisfying squeak and thud.

Leaning back with a sigh kagome thought with a smirk and so the world is safe once again from scary happy flight attendants with shiny heels and surveys thanks to me, Kagome, best person in the world! Kagome started up one of her evil laughs and watched as souta tried to reassure the driver that they were not crazy and he was not going to die. giving up, souta slipped him a small wad of money trying not to get arrested but inwardly relieved that the “scariest damn bitch the world has ever know” was gone but then looking to kagome he saw her in the middle of one of her evil laughs ok so the second scariest damn bitch the world has ever know is gone he sighed and shook his head as the driver twitched and mumbled about crazy ladies falling from the sky and disco earrings.

I couldn't just have a normal life nooooo that would be too boring souta thought sarcastically. Looking over at kagome he saw that flames had erupted all around her and she was still in her crazy evil laugh. Sighing he settled down and hoped they were almost there, he didn't think the driver could take much more of this, he glance once more at kagome to see that the fire was gone and kagome was holding her throat, blue faced and choking.

“damn……hack…..it….hack” kagome gasped out. After about another five minutes of death threats to the back of the seat, kagome was back to her normal self…well as normal as kagome gets anyway.

AN- yayayayayay I have had 6 shots of espresso and I feel GREAT!!! I have decided to give you a hint about later chapters, so any way in future chapters it gets kinda neat, there's a little action packed scene, someone from the HP gang dies a horrible death, a demon attack, kagome's swords and some miko power, a blood bath, Dumbledore's speechless, oh and a little visit from a past… friend? Hmmmm lots to think about my little readers, lots to think about indeed. Muuhahahahahahahaah…MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!