InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Harmony Parking Lot ❯ Uninvited Guests ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

*Well folks I know this update has been long over due, but what is half a year XD. College work was crazy and now that I have a lighter schedule for Spring quarter hopefully it will only take me a week or so to update. Thanks for being patient! And without further adieu here is chapter five: Uninvited Guests.

Camping out did everyone good. No bitching, no crying, and of course I got the most amazing sex with the most beautiful girl ever to be in existence. The only part of the trip that sucked was the trip back home, it was a car full of people covered in mud and smelling like a horse had taken one giant shit on top of them.


I looked down at the streets below off of the fire escape. My smoke drifting off to the wind. Boredom was plaguing my restlessness which put me in a state of a sort of contradiction. I’m too lazy to find something to do, but at the same time I want to do something.

I began to study the people racing the streets. All of them reminded me of ants and not just because they look tiny. They were all mindless and scheduled; woman going shopping, business men on their phones. The more I looked at them the more insignificant their lives looked to me and how I never want to become one them. Then I noticed an aged hippie with his gray hair pulled back into a pony tail, a peace medallion hung around his neck. He was definitely a product of the sixties, yet I fucking loathed him because outside of his peace, love and harmony bullshit he was wearing a suite and had a fucking Blackberry. It made me think of a quote from “SLC Punk”. Like if I got into a conversation with this guy he would say the same thing Steve-O’s dad said, that is “I didn’t sell out I bought in.” Just the thought of putting myself into a suit and becoming a stooge made me want to cut out my eyes and throw myself into traffic.

My cigarette was on its final drag. I flicked it and began to head back into the loft. I noticed the door started to open and there I saw Kouga back from the store with a bag full of Mikes Hard Lemonade.


“Ok, Kouga really? Are you a fucking twelve year old girl?”

“Shut up Inuyasha.” Kouga scoffed. Miroku came into the room with a huge smile.

“What are you so happy about?”

“Well guys we just got booked at Punxfest. We’re headlining!”
“Fucking serious!” I can’t believe it! I’m in a band that’s headlining one of the biggest gatherings of the tribes!

“When’s the gig?” Kouga asked popping open one of his bitch drinks.

“It’s this Saturday and it‘s right off of exit twenty in an abandoned warehouse.” Miroku was grinning like a fiend. Man I can’t wait to tell Kagome the news.

“I like the sudden notice.” Kouga sat down and piled his feet onto the table.

“Who cares man! We’re the fucking headliners.” I imagined Miroku doing cartwheels and flips in the air from the sound of his voice.

“Oh fuck it‘s already three! I have to catch the bus over to Kagome‘s.” I grabbed my jacket and ran down the stairs and over to the bus stop. If I was a second later I would have missed the bus.

I found the only open seat and began going over what songs we should play at the show. Unfortunately a dark cloud was about to hangover my head when I heard someone shout my name…it couldn’t be, could it?

“Inuyasha! Over here!” Yup…it was. Fucking Kikyo…

“What the hell are you doing here?” Six hundred miles….fucking six hundred miles and she still manages to find me.

“I’m here for the punk gathering silly. You know our old tribe is here too.” They still haven’t gotten rid of her? All the bitching they made at me for bringing her around and they didn’t kicked her out when I left. “Once I saw the bulletin on Myspace that you were headlining we spanged enough money to get on a bus and come here.” God damn it Miroku! I told you a thousand times not to fall into the Myspace fad and furthermore not to put my full name on there for this very reason. Oh he is gonna hear it.
“Cool…”

“Oh come on Inuyasha you should be happy that your headlining!”

“Don’t get me wrong I’m happy that I’m headlining just not to see you.” Why? Why did I date her?

“Oh Inuyasha you’re still so funny. You know we’ve all missed you. The chapter took it hard when you left especially Sesshomaru…” My pupils dilated…that is a name I haven’t heard in years.

“I had no other choice I had to get out of there and what is it to you!”

“You had Sesshomaru. He went through hell because of you and it’s everything to me because you left me too!” That’s not much of a compelling argument…

The bus came to a halt. Finally my exit, my escape from this crazy bitch of my past.

“Look this is my stop. Bye Kikyo.” I headed to the door.

“He’ll be at the show Inuyasha. You can’t run forever!” And like that I was off and the bus with my past was gone. I was able to run for years and not once did I come across anyone from my past as far as I’m concerned the past is behind me and I don’t need to talk or be reminded about it. They are all dead to me.

I put back on a smile. I mean why the fuck let Kikyo get to me? My life is fucking amazing now and how can I let it get to me when I’m with Kagome. I didn’t even reach the door when Kagome opened it.

“Inuyasha I just got the call from Skunk! I’m so excited for you!” Kagome swung her arms over me. Her smile was bright and warm it made everything from before disappear.

“Well I was hoping that I could of told you, but yeah it’s going to be a great show.” I lifted her and spun her around planting a kiss on her rosy lips before setting her down.

“So Kag what you want to do?”

“Well actually I was in the middle of playing Mario Kart.”

“Beh…I hate the Wii controller’s there is just no beating the ‘64.”

“Eh uhm it is the one for the ‘64. You game?” I knew I loved her for a reason.

“Psh you’re going down lady.”

“We’ll just see about that.”

We went into her house and plopped down on her couch and picked up the controllers. Three cups later of me being placed in eighth while Kagome came in first and I realized just how long it has been since I had last played Mario Kart.

“Fuck Banshee Boardwalk!” I was sick of falling off the stupid sharp turns all of the time, Kagome was even having an issue with it too.

“Fuck you Peach with your fucking lighting! Cunt!” Kagome yelled, trying hard not to get squished by other shrunken characters. Sota sat on the chair next to us and joined in on our yelling at the TV.

“Turn left, Kagome!”

“Sota, so help me God I will pull this Kart over!” Kagome lashed.

“No Kagome you’re doing it wrong! Be more like Inuyasha he isn’t getting owned by his own Kupa shells.” I like this kid.

“Be like Inuyasha! He’s doing worse than I am!”

“Hey!” …am not.

“Awww…but it’s cute.” Kagome smiled, but that smile distracted me from the game and she not only sent out a lightning strike but ran me over too which after plumping up again I ran into a stupid banana putting me back in eighth place…again.

“I win! I win! Muahahahaha!” Kagome is a little scary looking right now. Sota and I leaned as far away from her as possible worried that she might use a God like power to smite us. We turned off the Nintendo and got off of the couch.

“Now what?” I asked stretching.

“Well Saturday is tomorrow isn’t it? Shouldn’t you be practicing with your band?” Kagome…always the responsible one.

“Yeah. You want to come with me?”

“I want to!” Sota interjected only to be met by his sister’s gaze. Obviously a no to that question.

“Yeah, let me go get my stuff!” Oh god I could be here awhile. Kagome ran upstairs to her room and I was left with the little squirt who just kept staring at me.

“What are you doing?” What was so fascinating that this kid couldn’t stop looking at me?

“I’m trying to read your mind! Now be quiet it only works if I concentrate hard enough.” Sota stuck out his tongue. I think he was focusing too much and not paying attention to breathing; his face began to turn blue.

“Why do you want to read my mind?”

“So I know your intentions with my sister and it’s fun.” Poor kid if he could read my mind I’m pretty sure that he would be scared for life. What’s taking Kagome so long?

“I bet I can read your mind.” I’m to the brink of absolute boredom now.

“Can not!”

“Oooh Really?”

And with that said I began to look intensely on him focusing with all my might. Did I actually think I could read his mind? Fuck no, but he was right it was kind of amusing just to look at the stupid face he was making. Kagome came down the stairs and had a confused look on her face as she saw Sota and I in an intense and deep gaze nearly falling over as we tried to read each others minds.

“Ugh…guys what are doing?”

“Reading minds!” Sota and I yelled in unison and once we looked back at each other our gaze had brought us close…a bit too close; our heads met and sent us back on our asses.

“I know what you were thinking about!” Sota shouted pleased with himself.

“Really?” I asked raising my brow.

“Yeah! You were thinking about Kagome!” Should I tell him what I was thinking about…to tell or not to tell…

“Well she was part of it, but I was really thinking about fish tacos.” At least he doesn’t understand the reference. Oh shit I think Kagome did though…
Kagome’s eyes widened, her lip went into a snarl, and she became bright shade of red.

“Why would you think about my sisters vagina? You’re funny Inuyasha.” Did he just say what I thought he did? Something tells me that kid is going to get me killed.

“SOTA HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD! AS FOR YOU INUYASHA!” Oh fuck…

“You wouldn’t be yelling at us if he was talking about food.” Sota smiled. Despite forcing me into a death sentence I like this kid.

Kagome was enraged and started to charge at me. We ran out of the house onto the front yard. This wasn’t going to end well…come on Miroku now would be a great time to interrupt Kagome and I. That is when I was taken by surprise when I actually saw Miroku’s van pull into the driveway.

“Hey get in we have band practice. Come on you two.” I ran and threw open the door to the front seat.

“Inuyasha what did you do?” Miroku asked while I panted in exhaustion.

“I told a bad joke.” Kagome slid open the van door and then she wrapped her arms around me. Finally she calmed down. I caressed her hand, but I had fallen into her trap for she then began to squeeze my throat.

“Say you’re my bitch!” Kagome yelled.

“Never.” I coughed.

“Say it!” Kagome barked squeezing a bit tighter.

“Alright, alright…Miroku’s your bitch.” Kagome released her grip then slowly put her hand onto the sides of my stomach.

“If your not going to say it…Miroku will have to bare witness to how much of a girl you sound when tickled.” This woman is pure evil.

“Ok! Ok! I’m your bitch.” All dignity of manhood; gone.

Once back at the house we went into the venue and prepared for rehearsal. Kagome and Sango sat by the bar chattering together. Hojo, Skunk, and Kouga showed up from the elevator and headed towards their instruments.

“What songs should we put on the set list?” Skunk asked.

“Our set will be about half an hour long. So I would say that would be about seven songs of which we could only throw in one or two covers.” Miroku replied doing the math on his fingers.

“You guys should play Drink, Fight, and Fuck as your cover song!” Sango yelled.

“What about covering C&A?” Hojo offered. We ended up to where we were all arguing over which songs to play.

We looked like little kids on stage bickering. Sango and Kagome just looked at us giggling and throwing in random songs to egg us on. Eventually we were able to make a semi functional set list and continued with practice.

A bang became heard in the middle of one of our songs. We put down our equipment then jumped off stage. Kagome walked over to the door.

“Sorry we’re closed this weekend.” Kagome said to the mysterious stranger she saw before her, but before she could shut the door the man put his arm in between and pushed it back.

“Do you know a guy named Inuyasha? Is he here?” The stranger asked. I couldn’t see him from my angle, but there was something familiar about his voice. Fuck what if it was the cops finally able to sniff me out.

“What business do you have with him?”

“I’m his brother.” …Sesshomaru…

A/N: Well I hope you liked this bit of comic relief. Also, there isn’t going to be as long of a wait for the next chapter because I’m in the process of writing it. Remember to R&R I really appreciate feedback ^^