InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Has Anyone Seen My Pants ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3

As the two schemers entered camp, they earned a glare, a supicious look, and snores from Inuyasha, Sango, and Shippo.

Inuyasha was the first to speak. "What was that all about?!" he hastily demanded.

Kagome flinched but Miroku kept his cool before answering evenly. "Kagome-sama merely wanted my advice on some of her spiritual training. I merely gave her the advice, even though I insisted there were more intimate things I could be giving her advice on in the woods…" he trailed off as Kagome jabbed him in the ribs. "What?! Like feminine problems and stuff." His calm mask fell back into place. "But Kagome-sama insisted that was something she would rather discuss with the lovely demon exterminator of our group." He shot a boyish grin in Sango's direction, to which she looked away and blushed.

"Well that's….nice?" Sango tried.

Inuyasha said nothing, but growled instead.

Seeing as the discussion was over, Kagome let out a relieved breath that she didn't even know she had been holding. Everyone set about getting to bed until Inuyasha spoke.

"Aw man," he complained as he looked up, "none of these branches are sturdy enough for me to sleep on." He then began a course of incoherent mumbling that no one even bothered to try and understand. Kagome continued going about smoothing out her sleeping bag until she heard a distinct "PSSST!" coming from everyone's favorite lecherous monk.

"W.I.L.!" he whispered loudly. When Kagome merely stared at him dubiously, he rolled his eyes, pointed to Inuyasha then Kagome's sleeping bag and said it again, louder this time.

Realization hit Kagome right in the face, and she gasped in understanding and at the scandelousness of Miroku's suggestion. Should she do that? Wasn't that a little bit-

Her thoughts were interrupted by a jealous half-demon. "Who's Will?" He interrogated as he lifted the monk by his robes and sent a suspicious glare in Kagome's direction.

"Inuyasha, put him down!"

"Not until he tells me who Will is!" Inuyasha tightened his hold on the monk's robes. Miroku sent a pleading look in Kagome's direction, and seeing no other way out, Kagome sighed.

"Never mind that Inuyasha, " she began shakily, "I was just wondering if you would maybe want to, um, ya know, share my sleeping bag with me since you can't sleep in a tree. But only if you wanted to I mean it was just a suggestion." By the time she had finished she was tapping her two index fingers against each other as she stared at something on the ground with an interested intensity.

Sango gasped in disbelief and Inuyasha dropped Miroku in shock. "What?!" he squeaked.

"Um….well it was just a suggestion!" At this she jumped into her sleeping bag and covered herself completely, including her beat-red face. All of the group watched in shock, before Miroku broke the silence.

"Well Inuyasha, you should have took her up on her offer. Seeing as it is too late now, you will just have to join me on the ground."

Inuyasha and Sango were both snapped out of their stupor. Inuyasha blushed in embarrassment before bopping Miroku on the head. "Shut it you stupid monk!"

And so the three retired to bed. Miroku grinned happily. `I can't believe she took my advice! That was great! She needs a little polishing, but that was a great start!'

Inuyasha stared towards the lump in the sleeping bag that was Kagome in confusion. `What was that all about? Did she really just ask me that.' He blushed as Kagome's suggestion ran circles in his head.

The all knowing Sango shot a suspicious look to her two holy companions. `Kagome-chan has a lot of explaining to do at the next hot spring.'

One thing was for certain. The next day was not going to be an easy one for Kagome.

Shippo continued snoring.