InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Ending (Wacky Style) ❯ Inuyasha Goes Awry (and the Pokemon Cast fights over the remote) ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Inuyasha: (walks out Naraku's castle, wipes sweat from brow) Phew...that was hard...
Kagome and others: (run up to Inuyasha) Yo ubeat him?!
Inuyasha: No!! I uh--um--just went in his sauna...it was hard sustaining, but...all of a sudden Naraku was offering me cookies and all this stuff and made me go in this sauna and--
Miroku: Tortured you?
Inuyasha; Was NICE.

Shippo: Ha ha, nice joke.
Everyone but Inuyasha: (laugh)
Inuyasha: Really.
Everyone but Inuyasha:......................
Inuyasha:....
Kagome: No way.
Inuyasha; Yes way.
Sango: But--
Inuyasha I'm totally serious.

Kagome: So what now?
Inuyasha;i I guess Naraku's nice now, so we should leave,
Sango: What if it was a trick.
Inuyasha: I could tell he was nice, he was gleaming, Sango...and he gave me this.. (holds out New Inuyasha Game which is sparkling and shining)
Everyone bu t Inuyasha: OOOH!!!
Inuyasha; (puts Velvet blanket back on game. stopping the shining he's good so, let's leave.
Miroku: NO!!! We can't!! What about my wind tunnel. HUH? Sure it serves as a good pick up line for women and all BUT I'M GOING TO BE EATEN BY IT IN LESS THAN A YEAR!
Kagome: Eaten?
Miroku: Sucked into the void, eaten WHATEVER!! Either way I'm DEAD!!!
Inuyasha: Yeah but...he gave me the new Inuyasha game. (holds out game sparkling and shining)
Everyone else: OOOH!
Inuyasha: (puts velvet blanket back over game) He's good, so I don't want to kill him, I really think he's good.
Mioga: No way.
Inuyasha; You're still here?
Mioga: I smelled cookies.

Miroku: Did you say cookies!! Let's go get some!!! (skips joyfully into castle)
Sango: And he seemed so dead against letting Naraku live...
Kagome: Well...aren't you mad at him too? He killed everyone in your family. Everyone you know. And he's got Kohaku.
Sango: Yes, I know we must defeat--wait a sec (sniffs) Are those...peanut butter cookies? (walks into castle hungrily)
Kagome: Can you believe those two?! Shippo, Inuyasha?
Shippo and Inuyasha: Cookies... (drool walking toward castle)
Kagome: (runs up to them pulling on their clothes) Come on!!! Pull-yourselves-together!!
Wait a minute... (sniffs) That's not...OATMEAL RAISIN?! Move aside!! (Runs over Shippo and Inuyasha)
Everyone: (runs in, grabbing paper plates and holding them out, drooling)
Naraku: (smiling wearing an apron) Patient everyone, there's enough for all of you.
Kaede: (at entrance to castle) Those fools!! This is obviously a trap!! (*sniffs*) Macadamia nut... (shakes her head snapping out of it) No! Keep it together Kaede!! (runs in with bow and arrow)
Everyone on Inuyasha's group: (having received cookies are about to eat them)
Kaede: STOP!!! (holding bow and arrow pointed at Naraku) It's all a trap!! Don't you see1
Naraku: (gasps) How could you think so?! What have I done to harm you?
Kaede: Ye killed my sister!
Naraku: She killed herself.
Kaede: Ye made her think Inuyasha betrayed her and she betrayed Inuyasha! Because of ye Inuyasha was sealed to the tree of 50 years! Because of ye many have died--
Naraku: I know, and I'm DREADFULLY sorry!! So sorry in fact I spent all day making every cookie that exists, but to make sure I made the kinds you all like.
Kaede: Because ye wanted to make sure we ate them. Because they're POISON!!
Naraku: (gasps covering his mouth in a girlish way) How could yo uaccuse me of such a thing?! I only want to make peace. Really, now eat up dear!
Kaede: Don't ye see his trickery!
Naraku: But--
Kaede: Don't even start!
Inuyasha: But they look so GOOD Kaede!
Kaede: Listen to ye self!! (marches of to Inuyasha, smacks hi with each word) LISTEN-TO-YE-SELF!!
Inuyasha: (is silent seeming to gain sense, looks up at Kaede) OW!!!
Kagome: Well, what if some enchantment really DID make Naraku good?
Inuyasha: Yeah, he gave me this. (holds out Inuyasha game, sparkles and glows)
Everyone except Inuyasha and Naraku: OOOH!!!
Inuyasha: (puts velvet blanket back on game)
Miroku: PLEASE can we eat them?
Kaede: No!
Naraku: (sobs into hands) But I worked so hard!!
Sango: It's alright! We'll eat them!
Naraku: *snivel* Really?
Kaede: No!
Naroku: (cries hysterically)
Shippo: Well I will! (dumps all the cookies on his plate into his mouth, munch, munch)
Previously:
Kagura: (mixing a bubbling cauldron, sings and cackles) I'm stirring and stirring my brew!! Hee hee hee hee hee!!! (tries a bit) Put in some dragon gut and eye of dark priestess... (drops in ingredients) *splash* *sizzle!* Alright! (grabs cut and fills it with brew) This will KILL Naraku!!! Hee hee hee hee hee!! (Walks into Naraku's room) Here is your latte master.
Naraku: Thank you. (takes green sizzling bubbling, stinking brew in a cup and sips it.)
Kagura: Hee hee hee hee hee.
Naraku: What was that?
Kagura: Nothing,
Naraku: Oh, I thought it was a Britney Spears song, those are prohibited.You know I'll strip down to women's langer`e and start singing it and dancing to it...
Kagura: (shudders) I know.. (resists temptation to vomit)
Naraku: (suddenly starts making weird movements, convulsing and making siren and bus noises, stops moving)
Kagura: Hee hee hee hee hee!! Looks like the brew did it's job! Is he dead? (touches Naraku)
Naraku: (looks up)
Kagura: (Thinking) OH NO!! He heard me say that!!
Naraku: (smiles)
Kagura; WHAT?!
Naraku: What was that my dear? Hungary?
Kagura; (thinking) It can't be!! Ive turned him good!!
Naraku: (begins cleaning room, suddenly sits down and quickly makes something wraps it and hands it Kagura) Merry Christmas!
Kagura: (shaking, takes ti and opens it. It's a hears with a picture of Naraku and Kagura saying, Thank you for everything, you're my best friend!!! Roses are red violets are blue, some friends might be good friends but none are as sweet as you!" Screams and drops it, shuddering and shaking in fear)
Naraku:(pouting) You don't like it?
Kagura: Uh..
Naraku: (bursts into tears)
Kagura: Is this a joke?
Naraku: No!! Yo uhurt my feelings!!
Kagura: What am I kidding, Naraku would never embarrass himself like this no matter what!!
Back to what was happening...
Shippo: (continues eating, suddenly stops, his eyes glow red and he jumps at Inuyasha bites him)
Everyone else but Inuyasha: (having eaten all the cookies, all turn evil and attack Inuyasha)
Previously, but not as previously as the last previously:
Sesshomaru and Rin and Jakken: (walk along)
Rin: (jumping up and down energetically pointing out in the distance) Look!! Look!!! Lord Sesshomaru!! Look!! It's DISNEY LAND!! (points at Naraku's Castle)
Sesshomaru: (rolls eyes) That's not Disney Land, Rin.
Rin: Close enough!! (grabs Sesshomaru's arm, pulling him) Let's go!!!
Sesshomaru: (pulls arm from Rin's grasp) No.
Jakken: Come on, my lord, it might make her shut up. Besides there might be food there (drools day dreaming of food)
Sesshomaru: It might make Rin shut up.. (day dreams Rin with her mouth shut)
Jakken: Inuyasha might be there...and besides there might be beautiful servants (day dreams about beautiful women massaging him)
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha... (day dreams Inuyasha pinned to a wall, bleeding and beat up)
Rin: Come on!! (skips ahead) We'll miss Cinderella On Ice!!!
Rin and Sesshomaru and Jakken: (all walk in)
Rin: (skips ahead again)
Jakken: (wanders off)
Sesshomaru: Cookies? (picks up one) Hmm... (looks over at sprinkles on a dusty shelf, grabs them and blow at the dust) Evil sprinkles...guaranteed to turn the eater evil... (sprinkles black sprinkles on cookies, tries one) They don't taste very good, do they? (nothing happens to Sesshomaru) Well, I suppose I'm already evil...
Inuyasha: AAAH!!! Why're you guys ATTACKING ME!!!
Kaede: They've turned evil because of the cookies. Curse ye Naraku!!
Naraku: Oh dear!! My cookies couldn't have done that!
Inuyasha; i ate them and nothin' happened.
Naraku: Ugh!! What are those HORRIBLE sprinkles on the cookies?
Kaede: (gasps) Those sprinkles have an evil aura! It's the sprinkles Then...has Naraku turned good...but who put o n th sprinkles?
Kagura: (runs in) I did!
Sesshomaru: Please! Stop trying to take credit for things you didn't do, witch.
Kagura: (pouts)
Sesshomaru: I put on the sprinkles.
Naraku: Oh you bad, BAD man!! How could you!!? (eyes water)
Kagura: (rolls eyes)
Naraku: You RUINED my cookies!!
Kagome: (pulls out lipstick and uses it as a weapon against Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: AAAAAH!! You mean, this is YOU'RE fault!?
Miroku: (hits Inuyasha repetitively with staff)
Sango: (pulls out a big clump of Inuyasha's hair)
Inuyasha: OW!!! (feels where Sango pulled out hair, and finds a bald spot) AAAAH!!!!
Kagome: (pulls pan from no where and hits Inuyasha repetitively) How does it FEEL Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: (eyes watering) Painful.
Shippo: Fox fire!! (fire envelopes Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: (is all black, coughs horsely, grabs Shippo by the throat) Yo uSTUPID!!
Kaede: They're under control, ye cannot blame them!
Shippo: Fox fire!
Kaede: (is all black) YE FOOL!!! (stomps on Shippo)
Naraku: No!! NO!!! My tea party is ruined!!!
Inuyasha: This was a tea party.
Naraku: (sniveling and nodding) Mmm, hmm...
Sesshomaru: I feel sick, this is disturbing!
Rin: (holding a tea pot and skipping) Tea everyone!
Sango: (evilly) Hello, little girl.
Rin: Hi. Want some tea.
Sango: (grabs Rin by her throat)
Rin: (screams)
Inuyasha: Get off me, Miroku!!
Miroku: (is on Inuyasha, gnawing him and punching him)
Inuyasha: (throws Miroku off him)
Shippo and Kagome: (jump on and attack)
MirokuL (jumps back on!)
Inuyasha: Little girl!! Hold onb!
Kaede: I'll save you!!
Kagura: I have to do SOMETHING evil!! (trips Kaede)
Kaede: Oh!1 My back!! No!!!
Sessomaru: Let go! (takes Rin and punches Sango, sending her flying)
Inuyashal: WHAT THE--
Rin: (coughs in Sesshomaru's arms) Thank you lord Sesshomaru. Hmmm... (hugs Sesshomaru)
Inuyasha: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but---what---the..........................
Kaede:........ .
Kagura:.........
Naraku: Aw!
Miroku: (stops attaking Inuyasha) ......
Kagome: (stops attacking with pan) .......
Shippo: (stops biting).....
Sango: (throws rubble off of her) ..........
Sesshomaru: (face becomes very red)
Rin: (giggles) Wow, it's quiet.
Sesshomaru: Um...now I will kill you.
Inuyasha: Yo udid that just to kill her yourself?!
Sesshomaru: (thinking) He doesn;t beleive me!
Inuyasha: You low, scum!!!!
Rin: (giggle) You're funny, Lord Sesshomaru. (jumps out of Sesshomaru's arms)
Sesshomaru: ....
Inuyasha: What the...
Rin: Who wants tea?
Meanwhile...
Kikyo: (smashes fist to computer desk) WHy don't I have any email? Huh? IM? (opens IM, error message pops up.)
Error messgae: Your comptuter has been infected with a virus! All systems down!
Computer: (goes black, smoking)
Kikyo: &?/#$@!! *&@/?#%!! *#*$#^!! (throws computer out window, a cat is heard, smashing noises as it runs into a dumpster) Great, now I'm bored. Well, what's on my to do list. Kill random monk, get more lost souls, taunt inuyasha, wander mindlessly...go grocery shopping...gain revenge on Naraku, and help nobody people to feel better about myself...I guess I could go get revenge on Naruku, I just killed a random monk yesterday and I have plenty of souls for now... (stands up and goes out to balcony and looks down) But there's so much traffic! (creates a beam and abbliterates everyone, laughs evilly) There we go.
Back at Naraku's:
Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippo: (are tied up sitting next to everyone elese around a camp fire.
Naraku: (plays guitar) Kum by ah my lord!!! Kum by ah!!!
Inuyasha: This is lame.
Sesshomaru: I know.
Rin: KUM BY AH MY LORD!!!
Jakken: KUM BY AH!!!
Kagura: (in an annoyed tone) Kum by ah my lord.
Kaede: Kum by ah... (yawns)
Naraku: Come on! Join in, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: I don't sing.
Naraku: Well, we can sing a song you like.
Inuyasha: How about: This Sucks, Now I'm Going Home, that's a good one.
Naraku: Oh!! I know that one!! (sings) This sucks! I'm going home!! This sucks I;m going home!!
RIn: THIS SUCKS, I'M GOING HOME!
Jakken: THIS SUCKS---
Sesshomaru: (massaging forhead) Can you please sing quieter.
Jakken: I'M GOING HOME!!
Sesshomaru: Be quiet!
Naraku: This sucks, I'm going home.
Sesshomaru: SHUT UP!!!
Everyone: (is dead quiet)
Kagome: Let me out!
Miroku: Me too!! I need to do soemthing EVIL1!
Naraku: (smiles) Not until the sprinkles' effects wear off my dears.
Shippo: (whines) But I want to hang you!
Sango: No! Cutting him up and feeding random demons the pieces!
Kagome: Yeah!! But keep the heart and eat it!
Miroku: Wonderful!
Inuyasha: Can you guys shut up, I'm trying to think of more ways to tease Sesshomaru about RIn, because I've run out of them!!
Sesshomaru: Shut up.
Inuyasha: (teasing) Well, I just think it's SO CUTE how Sesshomaru has taken Rin in as his littole girl!
Naraku: (claps joyfully) I know, it's so SWEET!!
Sesshomaru: She's NOT my littole--I mean little girl.
Jakken: Well, it is kind of funny how he always saves her and how he brought her back to life using the tensaiga--
Sesshomaru: (hits Jakken)
Jakken: OWW!!!
Kaede: I just don't udnerstand it, first Naraku, then Sesshomaru, who else is going to turn good?
Sesshomaru: I am NOT good, I'm EVIL, EVIL!!
RIn: You're not ALL bad, Lord Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: (growles)
Rin: i mean, you got me a christman present.
Inuyasha: Awwwwww....
Sesshomaru: Shut it.
Inuyasha: I wonder why you haven't killed me, Sesshomaru, if you're still EVIL.
Sesshomaru: (stands up menacingly) That is something to wonder about!
Naraku: Stop it! WI'll have no violence at my little get together! Crumpet? (hands Inuyasha a crumpet)
Inuyasha: No thanks...
Naraku: (offers eveyone the crumpit in turn who all reject it, shrugs and eats it himself)
Kagura: (sweating and thinking) How am I supposed to kill Naraku now? Everyone's around and after he gave them the New Inuyasha Game there's now way they'll let me lie a finger on him...(starts in relaization) Wait, where's Kana?
Naraku: Well...she was being a bad girl, so she's taking a time out now.
In Kana's Room...
Kana: ...... (doll Naraku made, falls on her making a squeking toy noise, Kana throws it off of her moodily) ......
Back at the camp fire
Naraku: It's not as if she'd be the light of the party. (whispers) Between you and me, I think she's a little boring, but don'ttell her I said that... (giggles) How I DO dislike gossip, but it;s so unavoidable!!!
Inuyasha and Kaede and Naraku and Kagura: (raise and eye brow)
Rin: Well, I know somethign funny! One time, Sesshomaru tried to attack this demon and---
Sesshomaru: Rin...
Rin: And it was so funny when he--
Sesshomaru: RIN!!
Rin: ...........well, there was this OTHER time when Sesshomaru was ebing so SILLY.
Inuyasha: Silly, huh? (smirks at Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: (gives Inuyasha dirty look)
Rin: See, I had only wander off a little when he--
Sesshomaru: QUIET!
Jakken: Oh, are you talking about the time when Sesshomaru was totally freaking out?
Sesshomaru: JAKKEN!!!
Jakken: (cowaring) No...wait...OI must be mistaken...
Rin: No, you're right that's what--
Sesshomaru: Be quiet Rin....
Inuyasha: (smirking) No...continue, please, RIn.
Sesshomaru: (frowning at Inuyasha with a clentched fist) I'd rather she wouldn't)
Inuyasha: But it's funny...
Sesshomaru: A bit like how you look.
Inuyasha; (angrily) What was that?
Kagome: Ow...my head...huh? WHere am I? What happened to my cookies?
Seshomaru: Oh that was nothing, funny-lookinmg brother...
Kagome: How he acts is a lot funnier than he looks, I remember this oen time when--
Inuaysha: SHUT UP!
Naraku: Oh isn't this nice! We are all learning so much about each other?!
Sesshomaru: Oh so much, why don't you finish, Kagome.
Kagome: Sesshomaru? WHy haven't you killed Inuyasha yet?
Inuyasha: Because now he's a tree-hugging, happy-go-lucky girl saving, gift giving, human-loving demon.
Sesshomaru: WHo said anything about tree-hugging?!
Inuyasha: Oh, so the REST is true...
Sesshomaru: No!!
Rin: (giggle) Tree-hugging.
Sesshomaru: Eeeerrrrr....
Kagome: (giggle) I guess he wants her approval.
Sesshomaru: What would you know, girl?!
Kagome: Whatever...hey, could someone untie me already?
Inuyasha: (goes over to untie her)
Kaede: No! What if it's a trick?!
Inuyasha: Whatever, it's fine. Kagome's not crafty, even when she IS evil.
Kagome: What are you guys talking about?
Inuyasha: See, exactly.
Kaede: Inuyasha, it could very well be a trick, why are ye so hasty to untie her anyway?
Sesshomaru: What, in love with yet ANOTHER human girl. I never thought of you to be one doing THAT sort of thing, Inuyasha, a pathetic half demon, a lousy half breed maybe, but a two timer...I always thoguht you were the goodie-goodie of the family. Always winning Father's approval.
Inuyasha: 1: I'm not two timing, 2: I am NOT pathetic. 3: I'm not a goodie-goodie, 4: I was sov young then I don't even remember Dad anyway, so how could I be winning his approval? What, were you jealous when he fed me baby food?
Sesshomaru: Look who0 has the tetsaiga!! Look who had father's grave in his eye for the longest time and was too dim-witted to know!! And LOOK who has the dumb rusted useless blade: me. Obviously, YOU were the favorite.
Inuyasha: Whether I was the "favorite" or not, I don't LOVE Kagome, and never will, so let's just stop talking about this.
Kagome: Can you untie me now?
Inuyasha: (walks closer to Kagome to untie her)
Sesshomaru: (laughing and pointing at Inuyasha and Kagome) See!! She's got you totally wrapped! You can't see the undeniable LIE in her eyes! The second you untie her, you'll be lying dead on the floor. Then I'll have to congragulate her.
Inuyasha: Shut up, idiot, I can tell whether she's lying to me or not.
Kaede: (shakes head)
Naraku: Oh dear, be careful, Inuyasha, what if she IS tricking you! Don't be foolish, but if you must, I'll be sure to hold the most BEAUTIFUL funeral!! (sighs dremaily) There'll be flower, pink ones of course; ribbons; ice cream; cake; presents; dancing...
Kagura: (grumbles) Sounds more like a wedding...
Naraku: (gasps) A WEDDING!!! That's so wonderful!!! Some one NEEDS to get married!!
Rin: (skipping around) A wedding!! A wedding!!
Jakken: Will there be food?
Naraku: Of course!
Jakken: And eligible bachlorettes?
Naraku: Well, I suppose...
Jakken: (joins Rin in skipping around) A wedding!! A wedding!!Sesshomaru: (massageds forehead getting a minegrain)
Miroku: I'll have to DESTROY everyone there!!
Inuaysha: See, he;s more crafty than Kagome and HE'S not trying anything!
Miroku: (in over dramatic voice) Huh? Where am I? Where did my cookies go? Inuyasha? What happened.
Kaede: See? (smiles triumphantly)
Inuyasha: I'll untie those for ya Miroku.
Kaede: (hits Inuyasha)
Naraku: How about you get married. (looks at Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: You have GOT to be kidding me.
Naraku: Don't you have a special someone?
Sesshomaru: Do I look like the type of IDIOT who would have a "special someone"?!!
Naraku: .......I guess not.
Inuyasha: (snickers)
Sesshomaru: *poutie smily* I'd like to know what's SO very funny.
Inuyasha: *laughing smily* Just how you look, is all.
Sesshomaru:*poutie smily* (growels)
Naraku: (points at Inuyasha) You could get married.
Inuyasha: *blushy smily* W-w-with who?
Sesshomaru: Oh, I guess Kikyo...or maybe kagome, take your pick. Oh, or maybe both.
Inuyasha: *poutie smily* Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about.
Sesshomaru: *rolls eyes smily* Why are there stupid smilys when we talk?
Inuyasha: I don't know. Weird.
Kaede: Well, maybe 'tis because-- *dork smily* HEY!
Kagome: COULD SOMEONE UNTIE ME?!! *clown smily*Huh? I'M NOT A CLOWN!!!
Inuyasha, Kagura, Sesshomaru, Jakken, and Rin: *laughy smily*!!!
Kagome: *poutie smily*
Meanwhile:
Brock: (kicking back, flipping channels) Nothing, notta, zip, BORING, Smallville?
Ash: How abotu we watch this?
Brock: Snoresville's more like it. (changes channel)
Ash: *groan*
Brock: Who Wants to Marry Regius from Millionaire? Please, think of something remotely interesting people! (changes channel) Scooby doo--no...Hook--oh, the THOUSADNTH Peter Pan movie, don't think so...nope, na-ah, Dude, Where's my Pok`emon--seen it.
Misty: STOP FLIPPING CHANNELS!!! (attacks Brock from behind couch trying to get the remote)
Brock: Hey!! Stop--Misty!!
Ash: (snickers)
Brock and Misty: (stop and look behind at him)
Brock: What?
Ash: From back here it looks like you guys are making out.
Misty: Why you little--
Brock: (grabs remote) Thanks Misty. (laughs)
Misty: (growles) Now look what you just did!!! Happy Ash? All this flipping's giving me a HEAD ACHE!!
Brock: Cool it, Misty...gosh you SERIOUSLY need to chill out. I mean, seriously. Hey, the cooking channel, finally soemthing decent.
Misty and Ash: (looksof horror come on their faces) Nooooooo!
Misty: (screams liek a banshee) That's IT!!! (Attakcs Brock more ravenously screeching like a banshee trying to get the remote)
Ash: (runs over to watch fight)
Remote: (is crushed by Misty, slow mo as they all watch it die)
Brock, Misty, Ash: (still in slow mo) Nooooooooooooooooooooooo....!!!!
Brock and Ash: (still in slow mo and on either side of Misty look at her at the same time) Yoooooou kiiiiiillleeed iiiitt Miiisttyyyy!!!!! (You killed it Misty)
Misty: (still slow mo) Nooooooooo..!. (still slow mo points to TV) Look!
T.V: (slow mo finally ends as the tTV screen goes fuzzy and suddenly if goes black)
Brock: (laughs)
Misty: Want on EARTH could makle you laugh now?
Brock: The war of salt and pepper!
Ash: WHat?
Brock: Static, it looks like salt and peeper fighting (can't stop laughing)
Misty: (sighs aggravatedly) COme on let's leave the IDIOT, so we can go buy a new TV.
Ash: Yeah, before my mom gets home.
Brock: (still laughing, sitting on couch)
Ash and Misty: (stop, glare at Brock)
Misty: (grumpily) Come on!
Ash and Misty: (walk out of sight)
Ash's voice: It was your fault, thought.
Misty: Shut up. *smack*
Ash: Ow.
Brock: (continues laughing)
Back at Naraku's...
Inuyasha: (standing tapping his foot nervously)
Miroku: (crying hysterically)
Naraku: (also crying hysterically)
Sango: (laughing hysterically)
Shippo: (snickering)
Kaede: Oh boy.
Jakken: (blows nose having stopped crying)
Sesshomaru: I can;t beleive this. (rolls eyes)
Inuyasha: You're telling me.
In another room in the castle...
Kagura: Why am I doing this again? Here. (hands Kagome a flower clip)
Kagome: (sitting in fronmt of mirror, takes it) Thanks.
Kagura: Why re YOU doing this?
Kagome: (shrugs)
Kagura: What, are YOU Naraku's slave too? This is totally torture.
Kagome: (shrugs)
Kagura: HELLO?
Kagome: *sigh* i don't know...(takes a shuddering breath)..I guess I thought...maybe...
Kagura: What?
Kagome: it's stupid...forget it.
Kagura: Whatever, this whole THING is stupid, I doubt whatever you're thinking is any stupider than this...really.
Kagome: Oh beleive me, it's pretty stupid.
Kagura: I guess it could be, I mean, it's pretty stupid that you're doing this...but I guess a lot of times when people do stupid stuff it's not for SUCH a stupid reason...
Kagome: *sigh* (eyes becoming watery, sniffs loudly) I guess I thought that...that...oh I don't know!! (tears stream down face) Maybe I'm just doing it for the heck of it! (begins sobbing so that her words are hard to understand) Well, Naraku gave us that game and cookies and was so NICE-- I guess I wanted to do it for him, if it wans't for him I wouldn't have done this...I just--I just--thought that it wouldn't be a big deal--but then all these feelings--it was so stupid--I know it's useless--I feel so dumb right now...but Naraku was so EXCITED about it and he wouldn't leave me alone...
Kagura: God, I guess Naraku's an ass hole even when he is good.
Kagome: I'm making too big a deal of this, it's just a big joke, why am I being so over-dramatic?
Kagura: Well, just stop it, because it's kind of disturbing, I have the strange urge to comfort you and...and...I'm scared....
Kagome: Aw...
Kagura: Don't start!
Kagome: (stands up faces her, opens arms) Give me a hug!
Kagura: Don't make me throw--(stops and stares) kagome...
Kagome: What, do I look that awful from crying?
Kagura: No...you look...you look...you look nice.
Kagome: Aw...
Kagura; (takes a step back) No...stop, stop it...you'll ruin all of Naraku's hard work on our clothes.
Kagome: Aw!! (walks closer, trying hug Kagrua)
Kagura: Not that I care but...oh no...oh no!! I feel like I'm...I'm..turning good!! No!! I can't!!!
Kagome: (hugs Kagura)
Kagura: Oh no...oh no...
Back in the room of the palace everyone else is in...
Mioga: She should be coming real soon!!
Rin: (skipps down past everyone, throwing out flowers from a basket)
Naraku: Isn't my wedding gorgeous? (sobs joyfully)
Miroku: Weddings always make me cry!!! (sobs on Naraku)
Naraku and Miroku: (sob holding each other)
To be continued....