InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

It is our pleasure to inform everyone that this broadcast has been brought on air once more.

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"Good news, everyone!" an exuberant director exclaimed to the cast. "We're back on air again!" The cast just continue to stare blankly at her. Even Sesshoumaru, who is usually mature enough to at least pretend he's listening, is scratching a rather inappropriate area below the waist.

"What's the good news?" Shippou asked after a few minutes of staring.

The director sighed heavily. "We got a new girl to play Kagome," she drawled out, her good mood spoiled. They all look to the right to see an old, fat woman with floppy, sagging breasts. The cast remain silent…

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"Aaaand… Action!"

"Inuyasha, we have to follow him into your father's ass!"

"Cut! How the fuck can you confuse the word tomb with ass?!" the director bellows angrily at the cowering 'Kagome.'

"I'm sorry," she apologizes, "I need my reading glasses. I can't see a thing on this script of yours!"

"Somebody get her some glasses!"

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Sesshoumaru strides towards a large, black rip in the air. "Come, Jaken!"

'Lord Sessoumaru's looking sexier every time I see him. Just look at that tight ass sway!'

"Yes, my Lord Sexymaru… uh… whoops."

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"Take twenty-five! Action!"

"Inuyasha, we have to follow him into your father's tomb!"

"All right! Climb onto my back!" Kagome climbs onto Inuyasha's back and he jumps, taking off into the black hole his brother had opened. The camera follows through only to find disaster on the other side. Inuyasha and Kagome are tangled into a giant mass of arms and legs.

"What the fuck happened?!" the directors voice booms fiercely.

"I jumped through and landed on Sesshoumaru! And then this bitch's fucking saggy boobs got tangled around us both and we all tumbled over!"

"Aaaaahhh!!!!!!" Everyone looks over to an opening in the trees, their attention temporarily redirected, to see what looks like a human being. The presumed human is covered in blood and dripping with stinky pond water. A few intestines appear to be leaking out of the side of the creature's stomach. The person speaks angrily, "How could you replace me with a hag?!"

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