InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Four ( Chapter 4 )

Everyone lazes about the Lounge Trailer. They aren't currently shooting anything so they just take the time to relax. Jaken opens the door and walks through casually. All the cast turn to watch him as he struts over towards the couch that Sesshoumaru is presently reclining on. Whispers and snickers can be heard all around the room as the little toad comes to a halt to stand before his co-actor.

"Uh-hum," Jaken clears his throat. In response, the 'Lord' looks down upon the toad through his long, dark eyelashes. "My lovely Sesshoumaru," he begins as the afore mentioned man just stares blankly, suddenly afraid of what the little creature might be up to. Jaken kneels down onto one knee, though there really was no purpose as he is already less than 1/8 of the other's height, and pulls forth from his robes a beautiful white gold and diamond ring. He continues self-assuredly, "Will you be this humble Jaken's husband?"

A life is lost. Another is created. And still all remains quiet. Suddenly, after what seems like an eternity for the poor Jaken, Sesshoumaru jumps up, alarmed. He screams like a little girl and runs out of the door, stumbling over his own feet as he goes. Everyone stares blankly at the love-struck toad as tears well up in his bulging yellow eyes. "You'll never understand me!" he yells while running out the door, following Sesshoumaru's footsteps in the dirt.

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"That was so weird…"

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Everyone heads towards their respective trailers as the sun has set in the late evening sky. The moon is full and the stars shine brightly around it, adding to its overflowing beauty. All is peaceful and serene as the crickets chirp softly in a natural rhythm. The cast snuggle in to their cozy beds and all is silent. All, that is, except for a certain tall silver-haired beauty and his open admirer.

Sesshoumaru runs swiftly through the thick underbrush of the forest. That disgusting little toad is still on his tail. The little thing just will not give up. He picks up his pace as he hears the afore mentioned 'thing' lose distance on him. He suddenly feels something grab his leg from behind before he falls forward, crashing into the substantial foliage…

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