InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Seven ( Chapter 7 )

Everyone stares at Naraku as he lowers his head, trying to hide his flaming cheeks. Sesshoumaru stands unmoving while his companion, Jutan, tries hard not to burst into a fit of giggles. Finally, Kouga breaks the suffocating silence. He laughs. The mirthful proof of his amusement bounces off the trees and comes back to hit poor Naraku full force, bringing tears to his crimson eyes.

Naraku is… infinitesimal. So much so that one with bad eyesight might assume he were a woman if not for the lack of breasts. Yes, indeed, it is tiny. Silent tears run down his flushed cheeks to land softly on the ground beneath him. He is utterly and completely mortified.

Sango shoves her way through the laughing cast, clouting Kouga sharply on the back of the head as she passes. She throws her arms around Naraku and lets him sob harshly into her soft shoulder. She turns to the others with a heated glare.

"You idiots should be ashamed of yourselves!" The cast stop immediately and just stare at her intently. Suddenly, they all break into laughter once more, this time louder than before.

Sango turns to the crying man and runs a hand over his silky locks. "It's alright, Naraku. What do you say we go inside and have some tea. Will that cheer you up a little?" she asks in a mothering tone. Naraku nods in silent response and they both stand and head towards a trailer.

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Some rather disturbing sounds can be heard from inside the trailer that is now rocking rhythmically from side to side. "Oh, Naraku! Naraku! Harder! Faster!" screams a feminine voice.

"I'm trying!" yells a frustrated, more masculine voice. "I'm going as fast as I can, woman!"

"I can't feel you!"

Suddenly, the sounds stop and the trailer stops moving. The door bursts open and an angry Sango stomps out and comes tramping towards the rest of the cast, all of which have their mouths hanging wide open in something akin to astonishment. The rosy face of Naraku pops through the doorway, gleaming with sweat.

"Wait!" he yells desperately, trying to coax her back into the trailer. She turns around angrily to face him. "No! You're so small I can't even feel you when you try to fuck me! Get lost, centimeter peter!"

Naraku looks hurt and tears form in his eyes before he slams the door and sobs quietly on the disheveled bed.

"Ouch! Harsh!" exclaims Kouga, wincing.

Rin suddenly speaks up from behind the shocked group. "Aw, man! That's my trailer!"

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